What Strap-on?

6 Jan 2008

Strap-on help needed!!!
Right, let’s be adult about this shall we. I am looking for a strap-on dildo; it has to conform to some rather stringent criteria.
Recommendations, advice and pointings in the right direction much appreciated.
Firstly it has to be comfortable to wear, and of sturdy construction.
It needs to be either available in several (small) sizes or with interchangeable parts to vary the size of the
Easy to disassemble and clean.
Pleasant on the eye.
Not at all scary looking……at all…. Not one bit!……ok?
Oh, and most importantly………
When worn, it has to allow normal penis operation both above and below the “probe”, so that I can penetrate Fire both vaginally and analy simultaneously.
What! dunno

You thought it was for Fire to use on me!!!......................................Fools!....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Jan 2008

yeah yeah... that's what they allll say.
Mind if I keep an eye on this thread....
always very intrigued by the strap-on...
(however you sayyy it's to be used)
lp

6 Jan 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
.....so that I can penetrate Fire both virginally and anally simultaneously.

Sorry to dissappoint you Stormy, but i think you might be a little late for that rotflmao

6 Jan 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
.....so that I can penetrate Fire both virginally and anally simultaneously.

Sorry to dissappoint you Stormy, but i think you might be a little late for that rotflmao

No No No!
Still pure she is, ask anyone. :smug:

6 Jan 2008

>>>>>Watches thread intently, as threatening Mr W with a carrot has begun to lose it's edge :twisted:

6 Jan 2008

you might need the ones with the special extension for the strap........ rolleyes

6 Jan 2008

:shock: Oops sorry..wrong thread, I thought I was in the Lube one ......... bolt

6 Jan 2008

Quote by firelizard
:shock: Oops sorry..wrong thread, I thought I was in the Lube one .........

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Jan 2008

If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

6 Jan 2008

Quote by Corrie2007
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

Noooooo, several men grow their own :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

6 Jan 2008

mine is from 'sh' these are made with a soft leather strap. (if you have ever used a synthetic strap you will know the difference and problems with them)
you can choose from a variety of different colours/sizes in both the straps and the dildos.
If you don't want to get one from 'sh' then please ensure you get one with leather straps. The synthetic ones come undone at the crucial moment and also cut into delicate flesh making the experience less than erotic for the wearer.
If you want to try mine on stormy just let me know. Obviously I will model it and just ask you to bend over.... that is it... touch your toes.... breath in.....
damn that lost authenticity on the 'touching toes' bit didn't it ?

6 Jan 2008

Quote by Dawnie
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

Noooooo, several men grow their own :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Oh redface

ops: never seen a man grow lol

:lol:

6 Jan 2008

Quote by Corrie2007
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

Noooooo, several men grow their own :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Oh redface

ops: never seen a man grow lol

:lol:
Are you sure about that? innocent

:lol2:

7 Jan 2008

Quote by Dawnie
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

Noooooo, several men grow their own :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
rotflmao

7 Jan 2008

Quote by Corrie2007
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

(about 50 seconds in)!!!! lol

:lol: :lol:
we been looking for something similar stormy, not found anything yet though but il keep watching rolleyes

7 Jan 2008

Quote by Corrie2007
Oh ops: never seen a man grow :lol:

It's like a baby grow, but bigger :grin:
(ba-dum tish!!!! thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week <takes bow- exits stage right>)

7 Jan 2008

Quote by firelizard
:shock: Oops sorry..wrong thread, I thought I was in the Lube one .........

Very very funny. lol

:lol: :lol:

8 Jan 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Oh ops: never seen a man grow :lol:

It's like a baby grow, but bigger :grin:
(ba-dum tish!!!! thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week <takes bow- exits stage right>)
Keep hold of the broom while you're there Mr pleaseu!
Good luck with it Stormy and when you find a suitable appendage, you know how to post vids right.. ? ;)

8 Jan 2008

Quote by Dawnie
If women wear strap-ons do men ever wear false boobs??????

Noooooo, several men grow their own :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Yes that is so true out here!! lol

8 Jan 2008

please ensure you get one with leather straps. The synthetic ones come undone at the crucial moment and also cut into delicate flesh making the experience less than erotic for the wearer.

don't they just! evil

the leather straps ain't all that comfy either by the time you've manoeuvred the thing into position? not really designed with this particular application in mind, are they? lol

;)
stormy, you might like something like this?

now doesn't that look pretty? pretty intriguing too actually!? ;) super-extended vibrating cock-ring, with no leather straps to chafe the more sensitive areas, and looks like it can be used both above and below the . . . ummm . . . 'probe' :lol:
and just to make things fair, fire could do worse than google feeldoes. :lol: highly recommended that one! ;)
neil x x x ;)

9 Jan 2008

Quote by neilinleeds
please ensure you get one with leather straps. The synthetic ones come undone at the crucial moment and also cut into delicate flesh making the experience less than erotic for the wearer.

don't they just! evil

the leather straps ain't all that comfy either by the time you've manoeuvred the thing into position? not really designed with this particular application in mind, are they? lol

;)
stormy, you might like something like this?

now doesn't that look pretty? pretty intriguing too actually!? ;) super-extended vibrating cock-ring, with no leather straps to chafe the more sensitive areas, and looks like it can be used both above and below the . . . ummm . . . 'probe' :lol:
and just to make things fair, fire could do worse than google feeldoes. :lol: highly recommended that one! ;)
neil x x x ;)
:twisted: Brace yourself Firelizard :twisted:
Thanks matey :thumbup:

10 Feb 2008

Quote by splendid_
mine is from 'sh' these are made with a soft leather strap. (if you have ever used a synthetic strap you will know the difference and problems with them)
you can choose from a variety of different colours/sizes in both the straps and the dildos.
If you don't want to get one from 'sh' then please ensure you get one with leather straps. The synthetic ones come undone at the crucial moment and also cut into delicate flesh making the experience less than erotic for the wearer.

Am thinking of going shopping and one of these is on the list.... anyone have any other suggestions/advice?
Eternally grateful and all that kiss

Nola x

11 Feb 2008

Well I for one have learnt one new thing this week and its not even 9am !
Thanks. biggrin