What the bloody hell is a safe-tergent?

30 Nov 2007

Has anyone seen that stupid advert for washing liquid that doesn't rot your socks?
Apparently its not just a detergent its a safe-tergent!
I have googled safe-tergent and it doesn't exist............. so what is it?
Thanks for your help :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

30 Nov 2007

Its a bit like safe sex until someone bites too hard dunno

30 Nov 2007

No idea, but my feet always finish off my socks before anything else redface

30 Nov 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
No idea, but my feet always finish off my socks before anything else

Obviously you need to wash them in safe-tergent then :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 Dec 2007

no, I've seen the one for woollies.. is that the same one?...
boil them! that's my advice, cannot beat a bit 90 degrees on ya whites, never rots them that's for sure!
blink blink blink

... brilliant white!

1 Dec 2007

It's the advert where the guy says "this isn't just a detergent it's a safe-tergent!" He then puts his fingers through a hole in his socks?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 Dec 2007

I see it's already getting nominated as the worst advert around. I think I agree.

1 Dec 2007

it's obvious,it dosn't rot yea socks so it's a safe tergent.......women! cool

1 Dec 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
I see it's already getting nominated as the worst advert around. I think I agree.

That's it! Thank you
Corruption of the English Language makes my blood boil!
Do you think it's because I've known Freckledbird too long? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 Dec 2007

Quote by thornback
it's obvious,it dosn't rot yea socks so it's a safe tergent.......women!

No. That makes it a safe detergent not a safe-tergent! :smug:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 Dec 2007

Do you think it could be added to Daves coffee so he dosent rot his undies when he farts????
poke

Jane xx

1 Dec 2007

Quote by djcouple
Do you think it could be added to Daves coffee so he dosent rot his undies when he farts????

Jane xx

I think we need to buy him a cork so he can't do smelly bottom burps! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde
Do you think it could be added to Daves coffee so he dosent rot his undies when he farts????

Jane xx

I think we need to buy him a cork so he can't do smelly bottom burps! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oi ya cheeky sods smackbottom

Dave xxxxlol

1 Dec 2007

Annoying advert but not as annoying as that guy who shouts ... can't even remember the name of the product but he SHOUTS grrrrr!!!! mad

Stop shouting!

1 Dec 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Annoying advert but not as annoying as that guy who shouts ... can't even remember the name of the product but he SHOUTS grrrrr!!!! Stop shouting!

Barry Scott
and
Cilit Bang

1 Dec 2007

Hi! I'm Barry Scott, and I'm here to tell you about;
lp

1 Dec 2007

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
That's the one! What a TWAT! mad

1 Dec 2007

I know - as if telling us his name will make us sit up and pay more attention, as opposed to if he was just anonymous bloke. mad

:x

1 Dec 2007

Whilst on the subject of annoying ads......have you all seen the shampoo one?
Guy & gal canoodling, and he keeps wandering his hands back up to her hair coz it feels so soft. She then moves his hands back to grope her bum.....he moves back to hair etc etc.
Am I the only one who sits there shouting at the screen;
"Wash your pubes in it you dozy bitch!"
rolleyes

1 Dec 2007

Quote by winchwench
Whilst on the subject of annoying ads......have you all seen the shampoo one?
Guy & gal canoodling, and he keeps wandering his hands back up to her hair coz it feels so soft. She then moves his hands back to grope her bum.....he moves back to hair etc etc.
Am I the only one who sits there shouting at the screen;

"Wash your pubes in it you dozy bitch!"

Yes :roll:

1 Dec 2007

I hate the Bogof window advert with the bald headed, mullet locked, green coat clad town crier wannabe..
I said you buy one you get one free!!
I said you buy one you get one free!!
I’d give him a free one all right the irritating little fecker

1 Dec 2007

Happy to report that daz has worked wonders today!!
biggrin

1 Dec 2007

They do say that people take more notice of annoying ads. Doesn't work on me! rolleyes

I spend too much time moaning about the crap to notice what product they're plugging.
The latest product that I don't remember is the one with "Nutrillium". I don't remember that one coming up on the periodic table in chemistry lessons at school. dunno

1 Dec 2007

Quote by cu3b4ll
"Nutrillium".

I heard it's forged from the space left by the erosion of material creating the hole in a sock.
Apparently, there is a product on the market now, a safe-tergent no less, that will prevent the holes forming in the first instance...
Nutrillium will evidently become scarce in no time :shock:
Invest in stocks (&socks) now...
Barry Scott

1 Dec 2007

I'd never seen the blasted SAFE advert 'til this thread was posted... now it seems to be on all the bloody time!
Who started this nonsence?
lp

1 Dec 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
Whilst on the subject of annoying ads......have you all seen the shampoo one?
Guy & gal canoodling, and he keeps wandering his hands back up to her hair coz it feels so soft. She then moves his hands back to grope her bum.....he moves back to hair etc etc.
Am I the only one who sits there shouting at the screen;

"Wash your pubes in it you dozy bitch!"

Yes :roll:
Only because you hadn't thought of it :roll:

1 Dec 2007

"Safe-tergent" is yet another example of psuedo-science that should be blasted from the face of the earth. All these ads saying XXX contains "cleanoscine" or such like made-up word. And then they won't tell you what's actually in it cos it's a 'secret ingredient' and would expose the fact that it's just bog-standard detergent or disinfectant with a different manufactured scent.
It's all b****ks and drives me nuts (pardon the pun).
That Cillit Bang ad has meant I will NEVER buy that product - I don't care how good it might be, I'm not going to encourage them. I just want to know how it works and how it is better than the one I'm using - I want FACTS.
Sorry - bit of a soap-box subject for me.
Question - has anyone else been driven to avoid a product by the advert?

1 Dec 2007

I've just seen the Dairy Milk - Gorilla - Phil Collins ad - and I take it all back. I don't need to know the ingredients - just play the music biggrin

2 Dec 2007

hey that is my fav ad at the moment ..the ad itself is great and wot a sound to play as well

2 Dec 2007

Quote by foxylady2209
I've just seen the Dairy Milk - Gorilla - Phil Collins ad - and I take it all back. I don't need to know the ingredients - just play the music

ah yes,
lp