one romantic night i lite candles,soft music and all the necessities but while i rub the strawberry on the clit it accidentally slipped inside due to the wetness,oh boy the night turn to bloodbath(strawberry colour) it took us over 30minutes to try get it out...thats my most embarrasing ever cause it was on a first date.
share with us your most embarrasing moments pls.
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what the most embarrasing thing ever happen 2 you during sex
Apart from the ocassional fanny fart 
I did sustain a rather nasty sex-induced injury last year when I was still with Dai.
I turned up at his house wearing nothing but undies beneath my coat ( a long time fantasy of his ) and we got down to the biz right there on his sitting room floor within minutes of my arrival.
He reached out to grab something for extra leverage for the thrust and caught hold of the speaker stand. Unfortunately he forgot the speaker wasn't secured to the stand and it promptly fell over, cracking me on the bonce and causing a rather nasty gash on my head. The ensuing blood pouring out was enough to put the dampers on out enthusiasm but no lasting damage done except for my hurt pride when I had to go to the GP with concussion
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I did sustain a rather nasty sex-induced injury last year when I was still with Dai.I turned up at his house wearing nothing but undies beneath my coat ( a long time fantasy of his ) and we got down to the biz right there on his sitting room floor within minutes of my arrival.
He reached out to grab something for extra leverage for the thrust and caught hold of the speaker stand. Unfortunately he forgot the speaker wasn't secured to the stand and it promptly fell over, cracking me on the bonce and causing a rather nasty gash on my head. The ensuing blood pouring out was enough to put the dampers on out enthusiasm but no lasting damage done except for my hurt pride when I had to go to the GP with concussion
ops: During my younger years I was in the military an often had a group of mates round to my parents who used to caravan and leave us an empty house for the weekend.
On one such occasion I managed to "pull" a girl I had had my eye on for some time and took her back to my parents empty house where me and the lads were staying. I sneaked away under the radar of my mates gaze and proceeded to engage in the art of copulation with said much lusted after female :twisted: !!
As I was a bit of a self proclaimed lover maestro I had been indulging in foreplay for about half an hour and we were just beginning to get down to the age old game of hide the sausage when the bedroom door burst open and my mates all dived in.
That sounds bad enough but they had unbeknown to me and my intended, creeped into the house about 15 minutes before-hand and had "dressed for the occasion" shall we say!
One had my mums pink fluffy dressing gown on and her shower cap with her tights over his head, another had my dads work boots on his hands, and my sisters skirt, and my last "mate" had donned my boxing gloves a thong from god knows where and my dads tie on his head!!
They then proceeded to shriek loudly and expose themselves to us which didnot go down well with the girl I had brought home!
She subsequently had a panic attack and left rather hastily never to return or look at me in the same light again, and told all her friends I was into kinky sex games (she obviously could predict the future). My family found out as we lived in a small village and it was the height of embarrassment, though me and the lads still cry laughing about the incident to this day!
On one such occasion I managed to "pull" a girl I had had my eye on for some time and took her back to my parents empty house where me and the lads were staying. I sneaked away under the radar of my mates gaze and proceeded to engage in the art of copulation with said much lusted after female :twisted: !!
As I was a bit of a self proclaimed lover maestro I had been indulging in foreplay for about half an hour and we were just beginning to get down to the age old game of hide the sausage when the bedroom door burst open and my mates all dived in.
That sounds bad enough but they had unbeknown to me and my intended, creeped into the house about 15 minutes before-hand and had "dressed for the occasion" shall we say!
One had my mums pink fluffy dressing gown on and her shower cap with her tights over his head, another had my dads work boots on his hands, and my sisters skirt, and my last "mate" had donned my boxing gloves a thong from god knows where and my dads tie on his head!!
They then proceeded to shriek loudly and expose themselves to us which didnot go down well with the girl I had brought home!
She subsequently had a panic attack and left rather hastily never to return or look at me in the same light again, and told all her friends I was into kinky sex games (she obviously could predict the future). My family found out as we lived in a small village and it was the height of embarrassment, though me and the lads still cry laughing about the incident to this day!
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During one rather intense bout of passion in complete darkness, whilst nibbling my ex's neck she asked me to lick her face. I of course obliged and this went on for some time until completion; the light went on to reveal I had had a nosebleed and her face was smothered in blood...
bloody hell,this only happened to my mate too last week,he was down on his girlfriend in the dark only to realise that she had just come on,that was him going oh baby you're so wet...oh yuck Quote by Phuckers
During one rather intense bout of passion in complete darkness, whilst nibbling my ex's neck she asked me to lick her face. I of course obliged and this went on for some time until completion; the light went on to reveal I had had a nosebleed and her face was smothered in blood...
bloody hell,this only happened to my mate too last week,he was down on his girlfriend in the dark only to realise that she had just come on,that was him going oh baby you're so wet...oh yuckThere's probably a word for those who get off on "blood play" but it's not my bag!
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Apart from the ocassional fanny fart
PMSL ... I always giggle when this happens after a good 'doggy' session with pom. It's something you have no control over and (depending on how long the pounding has gone on for) can last for ages. We both giggle like school kids when I move and yet another little parp comes out. It's never happened in a swinging situation - but then we've as yet to pop our mmf cherry. I don't know how I'd react in that situation - probably die of embarrassment (and then giggle)
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.Sugar x
I was once going down for an extended cunni session when I was hit by a rather extreme and sudden hypo attack and collapsed with my face jammed into her pussy.
As it happened I didn't go out completely and some orange juice sorted it but my girlfriend didn't know whether to be embarrassed, scared, panicked or what the hell she would have said to the ambulance crew.
As it happened I didn't go out completely and some orange juice sorted it but my girlfriend didn't know whether to be embarrassed, scared, panicked or what the hell she would have said to the ambulance crew.
