Sorry Jags ... too knackered to flounce ...
Cx
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Is for moderators not to start or contribute to threads which reinforce the perception that there is a cabal within the ranks of regular forum contributors.
Perception is skewed by the direction you're viewing from.
And cabals are illegal and can be reported to the Office of Fair Trading.
Sex God
Blows dust of hands 
Some interesting stuff in the cellar :shock:
:shock: Just googled petticoats and found a petticoat forum with some very interesting photos :twisted:
Some interesting stuff in the cellar :shock:
:shock: Just googled petticoats and found a petticoat forum with some very interesting photos :twisted:
Sex God
For crying out loud is no one ever bloody happy. Jags there whinging about lack of flounce others whinging bout how to flounce and the door?? Is it a special door? I think that we all need to get real and agree that a flounce is a not something that is internationally acceptable. And is it against AUP 
if it aint it bloody well should be.
Oh and while we are about it - socials yeah ... how about having an anti-social. Everyone turms up with pillows and a big pillow fight ensues with foul language and really bad buffet with food to make you fart and very garlicky thrown in?
And how many floubces in a £ ? i'm off might be back later but only if I'm desperate.
Christ knlows what this is all about but would hate to see a thread like this without a snotty green post in it :lol2:
Edited:- coz it was pink - which aint right now is it
jags: trying to cause a flounce! where that come from ?
if it aint it bloody well should be. Oh and while we are about it - socials yeah ... how about having an anti-social. Everyone turms up with pillows and a big pillow fight ensues with foul language and really bad buffet with food to make you fart and very garlicky thrown in?
And how many floubces in a £ ? i'm off might be back later but only if I'm desperate.
Christ knlows what this is all about but would hate to see a thread like this without a snotty green post in it :lol2:Edited:- coz it was pink - which aint right now is it
jags: trying to cause a flounce! where that come from ?
Quote by Sarah
Blows dust of hands
Some interesting stuff in the cellar :shock:
:shock: Just googled petticoats and found a petticoat forum with some very interesting photos :twisted:
Just off to get a cup of tea, fluff the cushions up and settle botty down on sofa.
....waiting for link.... :arrow:
Quote by Bonedigger
picks up petticoats, swishes them around, tosses hair back, snubs in the air, and waltzes out through the revolving door.
which then flings me ungraciously back into the forum again because i forgot to get out on the other side
THAT'S more like it! Hope some of the older members should be taking your instructions and practising, apart from the ungracious flinging bit though!
Can you still buy interesting petticoats? as opposed to those things your granny used to make you wear out of decency? (I always thought it was indecent to show anyone your petticoat so how would they know if your were decent?)
And Jags .... the dust has settled a long time on my flouncing days, think mummys and pyramids ROFL. A dust storm of immense proportion might not be such a good idea.
I will try tomorrow .... now people know I'm around I might flounce that I haven't been lauded back into the forum in the manner I so deserve ;)
Cx
And Jags .... the dust has settled a long time on my flouncing days, think mummys and pyramids ROFL. A dust storm of immense proportion might not be such a good idea.
I will try tomorrow .... now people know I'm around I might flounce that I haven't been lauded back into the forum in the manner I so deserve ;)
Cx
Now weve done flouncing....can we do 'running undesireables out of the forum' ??
whenever an undesireable shows up we could do it.......
Peggy Mitchell Stylee - "go won.....git oudda ma thread"
Dirty Harry Stylee - "being as this is a 'Turbo rampant rabbit' the most powerful vibrator in the whole world, and it can blow your head clean off...you gotta ask yourself, do i feel lucky??
Well punk, do ya feel lucky enough to stay in this forum?
Or even Teletubbies stylee - Say Bye Bye!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
whenever an undesireable shows up we could do it.......
Peggy Mitchell Stylee - "go won.....git oudda ma thread"
Dirty Harry Stylee - "being as this is a 'Turbo rampant rabbit' the most powerful vibrator in the whole world, and it can blow your head clean off...you gotta ask yourself, do i feel lucky??
Well punk, do ya feel lucky enough to stay in this forum?
Or even Teletubbies stylee - Say Bye Bye!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
Mr Powers... did you really really mean it??
was i really that convincing?...do i get a prize?
No
and
No prize either
Sex God
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Oh Fuck it....i'm out of here, bollox to the lot of yah!!
I think Jags said a good flounce?
Can't get the bloody members any more.
FB walks away, shaking her head.
I'm not sure I get it - is that a flounce, then, FB?
Noooooo, it was despair!
Quote by DeeCee
Can't get the bloody members any more.
if its a member youre after.i got one for ya
Dirty bugger!
oooh, now heres one I can do!
An example of how to flounce:
Winchy is aboard ship with hubby and lover(mine, not his) attending to a function.
One of said function guests comes aboard wearing a particularly kinky pair of spiky- heeled boots. Winchy catches hubby & lover "discussing" said boots.
Quite enraged that despite having two blokes on board, she's not getting their undivided attention, Winchy becomes indignant. Toy's get spat out, and female crew members are duly informed of what utter barstewards i'm involved with.
End of the evening, everything's cleared up, & the crew are having a late night bevvy.
Winchy stands up, gets full attention of her audience...slides gracefully across the floor and proclaims
"I'm going home.....(pause for effect, big swoosh of hair, looks back over shoulder in wounded manner) a lesbian!" .....and swooshes off ship into the night.
That, my dears, is a flounce
An example of how to flounce:
Winchy is aboard ship with hubby and lover(mine, not his) attending to a function.
One of said function guests comes aboard wearing a particularly kinky pair of spiky- heeled boots. Winchy catches hubby & lover "discussing" said boots.
Quite enraged that despite having two blokes on board, she's not getting their undivided attention, Winchy becomes indignant. Toy's get spat out, and female crew members are duly informed of what utter barstewards i'm involved with.
End of the evening, everything's cleared up, & the crew are having a late night bevvy.
Winchy stands up, gets full attention of her audience...slides gracefully across the floor and proclaims
"I'm going home.....(pause for effect, big swoosh of hair, looks back over shoulder in wounded manner) a lesbian!" .....and swooshes off ship into the night.
That, my dears, is a flounce
winchy!! Sex God
Quote by Jags
Blows dust of hands
Some interesting stuff in the cellar :shock:
:shock: Just googled petticoats and found a petticoat forum with some very interesting photos :twisted:
Just off to get a cup of tea, fluff the cushions up and settle botty down on sofa.
....waiting for link.... :arrow:
Quote by blonde
The funniest flouncers could flounce in spectacular style a few times a week ...... and be SO sure that they would never come back on the site, ever!!! ........ (well not for 8 hours anyway)
God I miss those days. :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Me too - almost!
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Jags
Me too - almost!
:bounce: :bounce:
Jags agrees with me - almost! ........ can I flounce coz I am being agreed with????
I am so bluddy angry, I don't want to be agreed with. The whole purpose of this site is so that I can come on here and not be agreed with. If I wanted to belong to a site where everyone agrees with me ...... I would join an "agreement" site.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND I AM NEVER COMING BACK!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Me too - almost!
:bounce: :bounce:
Jags agrees with me - almost! ........ can I flounce coz I am being agreed with????
I am so bluddy angry, I don't want to be agreed with. The whole purpose of this site is so that I can come on here and not be agreed with. If I wanted to belong to a site where everyone agrees with me ...... I would join an "agreement" site.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND I AM NEVER COMING BACK!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Promise????? :happy: :happy:
:rotflmao: I didnt join this bluddy site to be laughed at!
If I'd wanted to be laughed at I would have join a "laugh at me" site.
I am so bluddy angry ........ I am going and I will NEVER EVER come back ........ no matter how much you beg me!!! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I have had 94,000 PM's and everyone agrees with me!! so ner ner ner
If I'd wanted to be laughed at I would have join a "laugh at me" site.
I am so bluddy angry ........ I am going and I will NEVER EVER come back ........ no matter how much you beg me!!! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I have had 94,000 PM's and everyone agrees with me!! so ner ner ner
Sex God
I agree with you Jags, we need a stylish flounce.
Not like the old story about a Labour MP who was once in a meeting at Labour party HQ, got very irate during an argument and headed for the door to make a dramatic exit. He opened the door....and walked straight into a cupboard.
Not like the old story about a Labour MP who was once in a meeting at Labour party HQ, got very irate during an argument and headed for the door to make a dramatic exit. He opened the door....and walked straight into a cupboard.
