What this site needs...

10 Oct 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
I agree with you Jags, we need a stylish flounce.

What are you insinuating??? :cry:
That I aint stylish?
I'll have you know my gucci sunglasses are as good as the next man/woman (who has done a bit of shopping in Thailand) :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am not talking to you coz I flounced earlier so I am not actually here!

10 Oct 2007

if we can post random pics of boots/shoes

10 Oct 2007

sorry..i got a bit carried away there redface

10 Oct 2007

Bad Warmer

10 Oct 2007

Quote by blonde
Bad Warmer

I know..its a curse redface

Disclaimer:i in no way ..none whatsoever..have a boot fetish! ok?

10 Oct 2007

Quote by Warmer
Bad Warmer

I know..its a curse redface

Disclaimer:i in no way ..none whatsoever..have a boot fetish! ok?
I am surprised you managed to type that without your nose hitting the screen!!!
Naughty Warmer :smackbottom:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 Oct 2007

i do have a little ache around the area of my nostrils :shock:

10 Oct 2007

Quote by Warmer
i do have a little ache around the area of my nostrils :shock:

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 Oct 2007

Won't get many flounces when you've got to pay to get back in!
Me?? I've never flounced!
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10 Oct 2007

Quote by westerross
Won't get many flounces when you've got to pay to get back in!
Me?? I've never flounced!
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Are you sure????
wink

10 Oct 2007

Quote by blonde

I got out twenty odd years ago...
lp

And the locals have been thanking God ever since! :rascal:

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
is this reason enough to flounce?
#advice please....#
lp

10 Oct 2007

Quote by Sarah
Blows dust of hands
Some interesting stuff in the cellar :shock:
:shock: Just googled petticoats and found a petticoat forum with some very interesting photos :twisted:

Just off to get a cup of tea, fluff the cushions up and settle botty down on sofa.
....waiting for link.... :arrow:

Pure Horny.... Just pure bloody horny!
Gets my vote..
Now whats the post about again??

11 Oct 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
Well I am fed up cos I cant get a meet with a woman or a couple either, I want to explore my bi curo side and cant do that either, no one fancies me.........
and i will thcweemm and thcweem until I'm thick,

Dont it just make your blood boil when perfectly gorgeous people talk like that?? eh eh???
I cant stand to read no more of this so Im taking my went!!!
Turns around storms outta the place....trips over that cooking fat again and ends up going arse over tit! redface

Whilst said cooking fat sits there lording it, I swear with a big grin allover his whiskers! mad

:x :x

11 Oct 2007

Quote by Jags
Won't get many flounces when you've got to pay to get back in!
Me?? I've never flounced!
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Are you sure????
wink

I'm having such a good time I'm not sure about anything on here - apart from the fact I'm having a good time.
Just had an idea as it's budget statement week.
Why don't we allow a tax credit to the value of the re-entry fee to bona fide flouncers? That way we'll get more candidates.
We could have a Flounce Quality Panel that marks the brio with which the Flouncer flounces and if they score more than 30 they get back in free - as they will surely want to do.
They'll have to do better than some of the pathetic flounce attempts I've seen on this thread though!! :giggle:

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11 Oct 2007

What do you mean you are having a good time?? lol

That quite simply has to stop :lol:
Jags, quick Tune is having a good time :evil2: make him flounce :P

11 Oct 2007

Quote by Sarah
What do you mean you are having a good time??
That quite simply has to stop :lol:
Jags, quick Tune is having a good time :evil2: make him flounce :P

We're all having a good time, that's the trouble!
Now, as for this Flounce Quality Panel, who's going to be on it? We need a Chairperson, a Secretary, a Counter-upperer-of-votes person etc.
Call for nominations??
:lol:

11 Oct 2007

For goodness sake what a silly thread mad

im not used to people being flippant on these forums :shock:
this swingings a serious business you know :x
I fel after taking all things into consideration I can no longer be a member of this site :cry:
no no dot try to talk me out of it im flouncing and thats an end to it
Ive been here so long now ive become part of the furniture (admittedly a somewhart woodworm ridden stuffing coming out recliner) but I cant take it anymore im off :x :x :x
no no really stop sending me all those pms telling me not to :shock: :shock:
oh you havent lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Oct 2007

A bit like the time you went on hols and we all nicked your marbles and had them as av's when you came back!!!!
:giggle:

11 Oct 2007

Quote by westerross
I'm having such a good time I'm not sure about anything on here - apart from the fact I'm having a good time.
Just had an idea as it's budget statement week.
Why don't we allow a tax credit to the value of the re-entry fee to bona fide flouncers? That way we'll get more candidates.
We could have a Flounce Quality Panel that marks the brio with which the Flouncer flounces and if they score more than 30 they get back in free - as they will surely want to do.
They'll have to do better than some of the pathetic flounce attempts I've seen on this thread though!! :giggle:

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But how many attempts will be allowed?
i.e. How many flounces to the pound? rolleyes

11 Oct 2007

I'll be a counter-upperer, providing that SH will get me the latest top notch abacus to help me with my counter-uppering please lol

and Heln....thanks for that comment about me bein gorgeous!!..........I think I might flounce because it plainly isnt true....but if i flounced, it would only be a flouncelet (flouncette??, flouncling?? dunno

) as i cant be a counter-upperer if I have majorly flounced and cant get back in!!

11 Oct 2007

Quote by MikeNorth

I'm having such a good time I'm not sure about anything on here - apart from the fact I'm having a good time.
Just had an idea as it's budget statement week.
Why don't we allow a tax credit to the value of the re-entry fee to bona fide flouncers? That way we'll get more candidates.
We could have a Flounce Quality Panel that marks the brio with which the Flouncer flounces and if they score more than 30 they get back in free - as they will surely want to do.
They'll have to do better than some of the pathetic flounce attempts I've seen on this thread though!! :giggle:

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But how many attempts will be allowed?
i.e. How many flounces to the pound? rolleyes

It can be just like Strictly come dancing....
3 judges at ringside (or whatever they call it),then the rest of us can ring in on some overpriced telephone number...charged at per minute, remember to get the billpayers permission before you dial!! smile

profits of course go to discounted entry back in and the SH home for retired "goldfish"
I am trying to think of the last great flounce, mizz amerika??? or that bloke who use to talk about himself in the 3rd person... his name is going to bug me all night now!!!! lol

11 Oct 2007

I thought that Mizz Amerika was shoved through the door pretty smartish! Perhaps I'm wrong...
:cry:

11 Oct 2007

Quote by fabio
that bloke who use to talk about himself in the 3rd person... his name is going to bug me all night now!!!!

Yeah, I remember. Kept tellin' everyone he had a fancy car didn't he. Oooh name's bugging me now.
We'll need a benchmarking test for the Flounce Quality Panel. NiLs can test the upper limit - now who's a mild flouncer who can set the lower limit?
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