What to do with a naughty Mrs Moleman

22 Mar 2005

Hello all. It isn't often I seek advice on how to 'deal' with a naughty MrsMoleman whip

. I was hoping to get your suggestions before I take them to her. :twisted:
I have just got home for lunch from a hard days work only to find out that MrsMoleman was sat there pleasuring herself with her new found toy aka lover boink

Now I'm all for self gratification and sex toys but this is could put me out to the cold. sad

Has anybody else bought one of these Nintendo DS gameboys? Are they addictive as she says they are. What can I do if she does end up buying her SuperMario brothers game which she is longing and pining for like a cat for double top. coffee

The first thing that came to my head was, great some peace to watch the footy and drink some lagers. However with the impending constant use of this toy I won't be handed freshly openend cold beers or snacks from the fridge. :doh: Not even a blowjob while the games on. :whistling:
I could hide her batteries but that could be a fate worse then death. bolt

Buy one myself so we can both sit there in total silence bashing the buttons with occasional toilet stopages.
Please, please please help a mole in need. What oh what can I do now that there is another 'toy' in the house?

22 Mar 2005

Dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it? wink

You are going to have to nip this one in the bud. Have a shower, smother yourself in smellies, put on your sexiest underwear, unplug the control pad, tuck it into said underwear and seduce with a cunning and irrisistable phrase such as:
"Push my buttons - I dare you" :twisted:
lhk
Kat

22 Mar 2005

You could always tell her that you're a 'gameboy' too and you don't need batteries!!

22 Mar 2005

Leave the toilet seat up. That's bound to get a reaction. lol

22 Mar 2005

You could always buy another gameboy and do same room full swap. passionkiss

22 Mar 2005

Hmmm buy another gameboy? Does this make her a greedy girl? One pair of hands and three toys to play with....
I already do that Easy. :thumbup: I don't really but I'm not THAT daft
I'll go with Kates option. One quick shower (can't let this go on for longer than the 5 minutes needed to wash) wink

splash myself with hugo boss (makes me smell of chocolate, what woman could resist that, :twisted: ). Think I'll have to wrestle the pad out of her hands but that can be done duel

:sparring: once having control of the said evil I will slip it into some susies (borrowed from Bilko :rascal: as he has quite a selection) and say the magic words...
"Come on hunny, push my buttons. I've got a new game you can play. How about hide the gameboy?" :twisted: cool

22 Mar 2005

Encourage her to play with your "joystick" more often?
biggrin

23 Mar 2005

send her to the little green whore for correctional training

23 Mar 2005

Silky sez look the 'cheats' up on the net and she'll be finished alot quicker.

23 Mar 2005

I have got a nintendo ds as well, and they are so addictive, i took it with me to the last part i went to.
it has brougt me so mucth pleasure, i never new that something that is plastic and about 8 inches in length could do that.
i must be missing out on a lot of things.
MikeC

23 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Silky sez look the 'cheats' up on the net and she'll be finished alot quicker.

Not a bad idea. One problem though. This is comming from a talented games (she has many talents) player and she doesn't stop when she has finished a game. Mrs Moleman has managed to finish one game over 37 times on each of the difficulty levels. With cheats that number would just be a lot larger and not differ in the game time played.
I'm just going to have to put up with some beeping noises and cr*p music playing while other things are happening. Looks like I'm going to be doing all the work for a while. sad