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This is interesting and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.
Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down...
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree
................................................
APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm,
appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious,
adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love
and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a
carefree philosopher with imagination.
.................................................. .....................
ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive,
vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for
criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to
play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and
trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes
brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very
seriously.
............................................
BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned
about its looks, materialistic, good organization of
life and career, economical, good leader, takes no
unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
...........................................
BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive,
elegant, friendly, pretentious, modest, does not like
anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in
nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and
content atmosphere.
..................................................
CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to
adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least
shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident,
determined, impatient, likes to impress others,
many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting
for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
..................................................
CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not
want to impress, well-developed sense of justice,
vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates
easily and sensitive in company, often due to a
lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior,
feels not understood, loves only once, has
difficulties in finding a partner.
..................................................
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular,
adaptable, takes what life has to give, content,
optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic,
and careless.
.................................................. .
ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful
clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive
mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not
to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making
decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good
sense of humour, practical.
.................................................. ...
FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit
self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction
or arguments, loves life, its family, children and
animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of
humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical
talent and intelligence.
..................................................
FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity,
sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody,
stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to
them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented,
industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many
foes, very reliable.
.................................................. ....
HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding,
very understanding, knows how to make an impression,
active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and
capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner,
precise sense of judgment.
.................................................. .....
HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for
its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic,
makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a
reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of
unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,
mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions,
very conscientious.
.................................................
LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a
composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labour,
dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting,
makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not
tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing
and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
.................................................. ...
MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved,
ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new
experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities,
good memory, learns easily, complicated love life,
wants to impress.
.................................................. ....
OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong,
unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like
change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
.................................................. ....
OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind
feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and
violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed
sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of
jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
.................................................. .
PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very
robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very
active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly,
falls easily in love but its passion burns out
quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it
finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
.................................................. ....
POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not
very self-confident, only courageous if necessary,
needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy,
often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good
organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable
in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
................................................
ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful,
gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves
life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both
dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
.................................................. .
WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full
of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble,
broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous,
unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and
uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired,
ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no
compromise.
.................................................. ..
WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - beautiful but full of
melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves
anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel,
dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be
influenced but is noteasy to live with, demanding,
good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an
anchoring partner.
Quote by awol
HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for
its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic,
makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a
reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of
unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,
mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions,
very conscientious.

Some of it's true - right PLEASE everyone stop posting these as I should be working and am fascinated by who we all are wink
OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, nuts oh hazelnuts! Cadburys taken em and they cover them in chocolate! :karaoke:
Yep im a Hazelnut, description sounds like me too! lol
Lime tree!
Hmmm.. must admit some bits are true, for example the "many talents" -
SCANDAL where are you???
I believe I've still to prove this to you. :rascal:
Fee
XX
Quote by GenHertsCpl
OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, nuts oh hazelnuts! Cadburys taken em and they cover them in chocolate! :karaoke:
Yep im a Hazelnut, description sounds like me too! lol
give your age away
mine is fig tree most of it is spot on. biggrin
I'm an Ash tree :shock: lol
It's all pretty much accurate, except that my brains *always* rule my heart, so prob makes me a tad boring but sensible at all times rolleyes :lol2:
And as for not liking critisism - seldom receive it as I'm such an excellent all round person, but couldn't care less when I do :giggle: :evil2:
Jon is a Poplar tree, although I wouldn't say he could be classed as being *decorative* :shock: :grin:
Art - yes he was an artist when he was younger . . . a piss artist :roll: but advancing age has calmed that down a fair bit wink
Good organiser - yup! that's him - bossy old git through and through rotflmao
Tracy-Jayne
Just checked and the Laird is a lime tree too!
Is that good or bad if you are both the same? :shock:
Fee
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APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm,
appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious,
adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love
and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a
carefree philosopher with imagination.

God I hate it when the ones with no scientific basis ring true, it makes me question how much I`m subjectively reading into the Jung tests :huh:
In my defense, I`m not very tender, or carefree! :lol2:
Venusxxx
<<<<lime confused its all rubbish anyway i think
oh yea i forgot i get two birthdays woo hoo im also a poplar i think that ones abit better lol
Elm tree.
some of the comments are true but not all
Quote by awol
ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful,
gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves
life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both
dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

biggrin I am a luverly person eh
Quote by awol
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ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive,
vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for
criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to
play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and
trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes
brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very
seriously.
............................................
.

Prudent lover,erm no confused
Brains rule over the heart,erm no :?
Demanding,as if............ :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
i'm a cedar, mostly true but i can get shy and i'm not always confident.
it's good though - i seen this chart before, told me my now ex girlfriend could turn into a moaner - i already bloody new that!!!! lol
................................................ .....................
ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive ( of course !),
vivacious, impulsive( yep, thats me), demanding( NO Never), does not care for
criticism, ambitious, intelligent(def.) , talented(yup), likes to
play with fate(ooo how did they know that), can be egotistic, very reliable and
trustworthy(thats me alright), faithful and prudent lover(always), sometimes
brains rule over the heart(you mean I got some?), but takes partnership very
seriously.
............................................
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Lydia xx
I'm an oak tree. The description is spot on.
I'm a boring fart biggrin
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) -
strong, no
muscular, no
adaptable, yes
takes what life has to give, yes
content, no
optimistic, def no
craves money and acknowledgment, pmsl no
hates loneliness mebbe
, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, passionate yes
faithful, always
quick-tempered, no
unruly, no
pedantic, no
and careless. no
Rowan Tree
Thats freaky :confused2: yet so true :giggle:
Weeping Willow - 99% true
F
Quote by GenHertsCpl
OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, nuts oh hazelnuts! Cadburys taken em and they cover them in chocolate! :karaoke:
Yep im a Hazelnut, description sounds like me too! lol

Thats me too.... thats it at the next party/munch us nuts have to stick together ;)
Poplar Tree for me!
Quote by awol
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular,
adaptable, takes what life has to give, content,
optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic,
and careless.

As I'm keen on wildlife........ just a flippin' Cypress tree - not impressed. rolleyes
Well it does say "pedantic", so its got me there! Muscular lol , not really, but I could certainly do with some more money. Some right & some wrong.
Ever the skeptic, I took a scientific approach to this:
I read through all the descriptions without looking at the dates, and listed them in the order of relevance to me, i.e. the one that I think is most like me at the top, and the one that I think is least like me at the bottom.
To my total lack of surprise, all of the descriptions are relevant to me to a greater or lesser degree as they are simply a compendium of perfectly normal human characteristics.
In this case, the description supposedly matching my birthday is 9th on my list. I don't regard that as being in any way significant. As with astrology, it's just a random list of character traits that everyone possesses.
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular,
adaptable, takes what life has to give, content,
optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic,
and careless.

Tell me about it! confused lol
Quote by Scandal
PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very
robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very
active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly,
falls easily in love but its passion burns out
quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it
finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

confused :? :?
Dya still think it'll work Fee?
Oooooooh yes. I love a challenge :twisted:
Fee
XX
Ok according to the table calista is:-
Quote by awol
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FIG TREE (Sensibility) -
very strong............Yep
a bit self-willed.............Not half!!!
independent..........Just a bit!!! bolt
does not allow contradiction or arguments............Yep
loves life, its family, children and animals...........Yep
a bit of a social butterfly..............True
good sense of humour............Has to have, shes marries to me for christ sake!! dunno
likes idleness and laziness.......... See above
of practical talent and intelligence...............Yep
..................................................

The bit that i'm not sure about is the bit in brackets at the top.......SENSIBILITY
Are you joking!!!????? Your 'avin a LARF!!!!!! rotflmao
Quote by Ice Pie
Ever the skeptic, I took a scientific approach to this:
I read through all the descriptions without looking at the dates, and listed them in the order of relevance to me, i.e. the one that I think is most like me at the top, and the one that I think is least like me at the bottom.
To my total lack of surprise, all of the descriptions are relevant to me to a greater or lesser degree as they are simply a compendium of perfectly normal human characteristics.
In this case, the description supposedly matching my birthday is 9th on my list. I don't regard that as being in any way significant. As with astrology, it's just a random list of character traits that everyone possesses.

I would have done that, honest, but I`ve been multi-tasking! lol
Venusxxx
a walnut not far from the real me too
Quote by Ice Pie
Ever the skeptic, I took a scientific approach to this:

Hey Ice... I bet you're going to tell me Father Christmas doesn't exist now! smile
By the way I'm a cypress tree!! ...... (apparently)
biggrin