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Ohhh yes... also those people that proclaim that they can "Lick for hours!"
If you were any good why would you need to?
:laughabove: exactly!! no way would I be lying there for hours waiting to cum!
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What turns you right off ...................
oh where do i start lol
ok ignoring the photos and based on he content of the text.
i hate to read,
" just out of a messy divorce"
why was it messy? cuse your a prat? why would i want to know this? hung up on it if its so important you open your ad with it.
"inexperienced in need of a teacher"
then read a bloody maunal, im not about to waste a evening explaining everything. or is it that yor a lazy git and cant be arsed so will use inexperienced as a line.
"shy"
i cant be doing with wet nursing, its about fun not a social exersice of me bringing the confidence out in you.
"heavy cummer"
why would i give a damm? the cum is in a condom matey
" cam lick all night"
why if your good it wont take all night? and hello,shows how much you know about the gentle areas, i dont want it licked all night.
theres loads more but thats for starters
lol
xx fem xx
ok ignoring the photos and based on he content of the text.
i hate to read,
" just out of a messy divorce"
why was it messy? cuse your a prat? why would i want to know this? hung up on it if its so important you open your ad with it.
"inexperienced in need of a teacher"
then read a bloody maunal, im not about to waste a evening explaining everything. or is it that yor a lazy git and cant be arsed so will use inexperienced as a line.
"shy"
i cant be doing with wet nursing, its about fun not a social exersice of me bringing the confidence out in you.
"heavy cummer"
why would i give a damm? the cum is in a condom matey
" cam lick all night"
why if your good it wont take all night? and hello,shows how much you know about the gentle areas, i dont want it licked all night.
theres loads more but thats for starters
lol
xx fem xx
Quote by Scandal
A few other things my prejudices won't let me see beyond;
"A collection of Toby Jugs on the mantelpiece. how about figurines of death
A collection of cuddly toys i.e. Teddy Bears on the bedsatin cushions
Rugby fans
For whatever reason I just make judgements about a people's personality based on these things!
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A few other things my prejudices won't let me see beyond;
Internal mock Tudor beams.
Ok I'm on your side with this one.
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"I'll take all cummers."
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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A collection of cuddly toys i.e. Teddy Bears on the bed :?
That sort of thing actually disturbs me a little.
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Excessive miniature cuddly figurines on a dash board.
I have a 100% clear dashboard, but you are weird Scandal.
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Embassy No1
You snob!
:rotflmao:Quote by Scandal
Rugby fans
Bad Scandal!
:lol:
Sex God
And what about all the members who have nics that end with 69? Shows a lack of imagination doesn't it...unless it's some sort of secret code. 
:wary:
Also the ones with "horny" in their nic...goes without saying doesn't it?
Mike69.
:wary: Also the ones with "horny" in their nic...goes without saying doesn't it?
Mike69.
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A few other things my prejudices won't let me see beyond;
"I'm a single mother of three young children looking for some excitement in my life" - that always makes me think they want a relationship for some reason
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Rugby fans
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For whatever reason I just make judgements about a people's personality based on these things!
That's me out then ;)
I am sitting here chuckling away to myself nodding and agreeing with most of the comments on this thread. I guess subconsciously there are a lot of things that would turn me off from contacting someone and I hadn't realised half of them.
Actually thinking about it the funniest thing I've seen on a profile recently was a picture of an erect cock carefully positioned in front of a tv screen showing porn. Yeah great... you can get a hard on while watching porn.... you know what... porn makes me horny too but I don't feel the need to display that fact
You know I really think we should start a thread for profile turn ons and see if some of the more "dodgy" ones improve.... purely an experiment and nothing to do with my need to perve of course
Actually thinking about it the funniest thing I've seen on a profile recently was a picture of an erect cock carefully positioned in front of a tv screen showing porn. Yeah great... you can get a hard on while watching porn.... you know what... porn makes me horny too but I don't feel the need to display that fact
You know I really think we should start a thread for profile turn ons and see if some of the more "dodgy" ones improve.... purely an experiment and nothing to do with my need to perve of course
Sex God
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Ok - im not quite getting this one .....
Do i have to change brands ?? :smoke: :smoke:
Er actually no you don't!
You can suck on whatever you like ;)
As long as you don't have;
A bookshelf full of fake red leather bound, gold embossed video boxes disguised as an encyclopaedia collection!
An extensive Readers Digest collection
A brass petrol filled lighter
or
You think you're the centre of the world and spew your emotional guts out on a regular basis!!! lol
You're sooooooo f***ing fussy for a bloke
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You're sooooooo f***ing fussy for a bloke
I know :smug:
I bet you have one of those big bunches of keys attached to your waist on a key ring?
Or how about a mobile phone in a clumsy case attached to your belt?
Stop it. You're putting strange ideas in my head and spoiling my fantasies of the Laird.In my mind he only ever wears a leather kilt
Sex God
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You're sooooooo f***ing fussy for a bloke
I know :smug:
I bet you have one of those big bunches of keys attached to your waist on a key ring?
Or how about a mobile phone in a clumsy case attached to your belt?
Stop it. You're putting strange ideas in my head and spoiling my fantasies of the Laird.In my mind he only ever wears a leather kilt
And just you keep that image firmly in your head HLB :wink:
Scandal
sadly I dont wear a belt, only braces
if you could see your way to lending me one of your snake belts I'll look into getting some keys to fit on it. Quote by Scandal
Ok - im not quite getting this one .....
Do i have to change brands ?? :smoke: :smoke:
Er actually no you don't!
You can suck on whatever you like ;)
:doh: I must learn not to be desperate Quote by Scandal
As long as you don't have;
A bookshelf full of fake red leather bound, gold embossed video boxes disguised as an encyclopaedia collection!:
An extensive Readers Digest collection
All burning on the copper surround fire as we speak
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You think you're the centre of the world and spew your emotional guts out on a regular basis!!! lol
:gagged: :gagged: Ok - Im finally ready !! :twisted:
Forum Virgin
Just seen this in a profile of someone wanting BBWs - "MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHING"
Who would reply to something like that (sorry if you have), it just sounds painful to me
Who would reply to something like that (sorry if you have), it just sounds painful to me
What a good thread this is.
I'm put off by:
> when the add asks for well endowed
> the woman is too slutty and talks about cum in her add or profile.
> Seeing fags in any of the pictures
> floral decor
> dirty or very short chewed finger nails
> bareback for the right person (so just by looking at someone you know their sexual history?)
> and finally a vag pic where it looks like the pic has been taken after a 5 hour session ie red feckin raw!!!
PS The any size or age thing may sound desperate but I know a size 20 lady who is thinking of signing up but is insecure about her body. She read this on a few profiles and suddenly didn't feel so worried as she thought all the men would be after skinnies.
I'm put off by:
> when the add asks for well endowed
> the woman is too slutty and talks about cum in her add or profile.
> Seeing fags in any of the pictures
> floral decor
> dirty or very short chewed finger nails
> bareback for the right person (so just by looking at someone you know their sexual history?)
> and finally a vag pic where it looks like the pic has been taken after a 5 hour session ie red feckin raw!!!
PS The any size or age thing may sound desperate but I know a size 20 lady who is thinking of signing up but is insecure about her body. She read this on a few profiles and suddenly didn't feel so worried as she thought all the men would be after skinnies.
Sex God
I find the adds that ask for VWE a bit of a turn off, surely this must mea that their adds hardly ever getting any successful replies!
Adds that consists of hundreds and hundreds of lines seem a bit off putting, surely just a list of requirements rather than an essay would suffice.
Adds where the woman seems to be incredibley sluttly are also offputting along with the words bareback and cumslut! Personally i'd rather not risk catching anything!
I also dont like the adds that are restricted only to black men, surely thats not fair!
Adds that consists of hundreds and hundreds of lines seem a bit off putting, surely just a list of requirements rather than an essay would suffice.
Adds where the woman seems to be incredibley sluttly are also offputting along with the words bareback and cumslut! Personally i'd rather not risk catching anything!
I also dont like the adds that are restricted only to black men, surely thats not fair!
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I find the adds that ask for VWE a bit of a turn off, surely this must mea that their adds hardly ever getting any successful replies!
Adds that consists of hundreds and hundreds of lines seem a bit off putting, surely just a list of requirements rather than an essay would suffice.
Adds where the woman seems to be incredibley sluttly are also offputting along with the words bareback and cumslut! Personally i'd rather not risk catching anything!
I also dont like the adds that are restricted only to black men, surely thats not fair!
Lifes not fair,if someone wants a black/indan/chinese man what should it matter? Its what they want. You cant tell people what they should want just because you dont fit into their category.
Louise xx
Sex God
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I find the adds that ask for VWE a bit of a turn off, surely this must mea that their adds hardly ever getting any successful replies!
Adds that consists of hundreds and hundreds of lines seem a bit off putting, surely just a list of requirements rather than an essay would suffice.
Adds where the woman seems to be incredibley sluttly are also offputting along with the words bareback and cumslut! Personally i'd rather not risk catching anything!
I also dont like the adds that are restricted only to black men, surely thats not fair!
Lifes not fair,if someone wants a black/indan/chinese man what should it matter? Its what they want. You cant tell people what they should want just because you dont fit into their category.
Louise xx
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Sex God
just keep searching Drew, im sure there are lots of ads out there that are specifically looking for a white guy who is VPE.
and i prefer the profiles that say quite a lot, means the people have put some effort into it, letting you know a bit about them, not just their "requirements"!
and i prefer the profiles that say quite a lot, means the people have put some effort into it, letting you know a bit about them, not just their "requirements"!
have said what i dont like in ads, but one thing i do like as mazandden said is information that gives you an insight into the person not just a list of requirements that would be one of my 'dont like' things
but a sense of fun and humour in their profile/ad wins hands down for me every time
Earthy xx
but a sense of fun and humour in their profile/ad wins hands down for me every time
Earthy xx
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just keep searching Drew, im sure there are lots of ads out there that are specifically looking for a white guy who is VPE.
and i prefer the profiles that say quite a lot, means the people have put some effort into it, letting you know a bit about them, not just their "requirements"!
:thumbup: I agree along with honesty and not just using words and terminology from other peoples profiles.
The words that puts me off people's ad's are heavy cummers, long stayers and multiple repeaters.
As for personality traits in ads, those who appear to be inexperienced, selfish, arrogant and "i love me and i am fab" totally put me off.
As does pictures of people, and in the background, there are unwashed pots and it looks generally messy and untidy. Decor is not important as everyone has different tastes, but untidyness and uncleaniness in your living space for me, is a deal breaker.
Alex xx
As for personality traits in ads, those who appear to be inexperienced, selfish, arrogant and "i love me and i am fab" totally put me off.
As does pictures of people, and in the background, there are unwashed pots and it looks generally messy and untidy. Decor is not important as everyone has different tastes, but untidyness and uncleaniness in your living space for me, is a deal breaker.
Alex xx
Sex God
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Whilst I am nodding in agreement with almost everything listed here :shock: it does make me wonder how any of us actually meet anyone else for sexual shenigans!
Ohhhhhhhhh is that what we're supposed to do then?