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What unusual places you''''''''ve had sex?

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I did it in bed once.......... rolleyes
On a mountain in the Dolomites in Italy..........
In every single greenhouse in Kew Gardens on the same day - you can do it in a variety of different climates - ie tropical rainforest etc
Get down there before summer is through !
PS - has anyone ever thought of doing it outside Regents Park mosque during Friday prayers ?!
There is a well known clip from an American TV game show where they asked couples "what strange places have you had intercourse" - one woman answered, with a withering look at her husband .. "In the butt"
LOL
In a booth in a sex shop in Amsterdam, The guy in the next booth was watching a s & m video and we could hear the spanking in the video as we shagged.
In a church near Deal in Kent. My girlfriend and I went on holiday with her parents so there was no chance of sex at the place we were staying. Then we hit upon the idea of hiring a couple of push bikes, knowing full well that they wouldn't be up to joining us. We told them we were going to tour the local countryside but made straight for this isolated church we knew of out in the middle of nowhere. It had a gallery at the back. We were alone the whole was very peaceful. All one could hear was the lovely birdsong outside and the occasional gasp and creaking pew inside.
On a National Express coach. They need bigger seats lol
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I did it in bed once.......... rolleyes

And where else markz?
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On a National Express coach. They need bigger seats lol

they don't cater for wideasses................. rolleyes
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I did it in bed once.......... rolleyes

And where else markz?
That was it- his one and only conquest.
And she needed a puncture repair kit afterwards :roll:
I once had sex in the lift in the flats where I used to live which was very fantastic until someone called the lift!! and we were rudely interrupted...lol god hope there isn't a video in that lift x
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In a church near Deal in Kent. My girlfriend and I went on holiday with her parents so there was no chance of sex at the place we were staying. Then we hit upon the idea of hiring a couple of push bikes, knowing full well that they wouldn't be up to joining us. We told them we were going to tour the local countryside but made straight for this isolated church we knew of out in the middle of nowhere. It had a gallery at the back. We were alone the whole was very peaceful. All one could hear was the lovely birdsong outside and the occasional gasp and creaking pew inside.

What did the vicar say?
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In a church near Deal in Kent. My girlfriend and I went on holiday with her parents so there was no chance of sex at the place we were staying. Then we hit upon the idea of hiring a couple of push bikes, knowing full well that they wouldn't be up to joining us. We told them we were going to tour the local countryside but made straight for this isolated church we knew of out in the middle of nowhere. It had a gallery at the back. We were alone the whole was very peaceful. All one could hear was the lovely birdsong outside and the occasional gasp and creaking pew inside.

What did the vicar say?
Wasn't the vicar I was worried about. On the way, out a deep rumbling voice echoed across the sky,
" First it was the money lenders and now this!! Filthy Bastards!!! ", and with that we were both struck by a heavenly bolt. She was turned into a pillar of salt and I was turned into a bottle of vinegar.
Right in the middle of a freezing cold ice rink.
I used to go for a skate at crazy times like 3am, the place is never shut, so we just decided to go for it.
It would have been better had we put something down on the ice first, but not to worry.
Never again though, too damn cold for my ageing bones..
In a Graveyard after a party somewhere in lancashire...
On a plasic table which was on the balcoy 10 floors up in spain just as the sun was setting
Was starting to worry about the table didnt think it would last out its poor legs
On a train between Paris and a small village in France
On hockey pitch up against a tree
On a swing
In a beach hut
On the parapet of an aqueduct, high above the River Lune x
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On the parapet of an aqueduct, high above the River Lune x

But apart from that.... what have the Romans ever done for us? :giggle:
Sex in strange places? Does the back seat of a Ford Capri count? That was a tight squeeze! :shock:
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On the parapet of an aqueduct, high above the River Lune x

But apart from that.... what have the Romans ever done for us? :giggle:
Sex in strange places? Does the back seat of a Ford Capri count? That was a tight squeeze! :shock:
Sanitation? dunno
in a coal bunker ...... i kid you not redface

We’d gone on a camping holiday on Dartmoor.

We’d dropped the daughter and her mate off for a half day’s pony trekking, so went off for a walk on Dartmoor.

The urge happened and we ended up doggy style behind a rock.

All was going well until some senior ramblers walked past.

It put us off somewhat

Plane, small shop on the counter, tent and lake, public swimming pool in the jacuzzi, pyblic transport bus (only hand job), obviously bed, shower, on a haystack in the barn, car few times.

Propobly that's it.

on the cliff top between seahouses and bamburgh. On my bosses desk - quite a few times (not with my boss)

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And where else markz?
That was it- his one and only conquest.
And she needed a puncture repair kit afterwards rolleyes

Don't worry markz, I get your sense of humor, even if these other ..... don't.