
Quote by Cicero
In a church near Deal in Kent. My girlfriend and I went on holiday with her parents so there was no chance of sex at the place we were staying. Then we hit upon the idea of hiring a couple of push bikes, knowing full well that they wouldn't be up to joining us. We told them we were going to tour the local countryside but made straight for this isolated church we knew of out in the middle of nowhere. It had a gallery at the back. We were alone the whole was very peaceful. All one could hear was the lovely birdsong outside and the occasional gasp and creaking pew inside.
Quote by Al1963
In a church near Deal in Kent. My girlfriend and I went on holiday with her parents so there was no chance of sex at the place we were staying. Then we hit upon the idea of hiring a couple of push bikes, knowing full well that they wouldn't be up to joining us. We told them we were going to tour the local countryside but made straight for this isolated church we knew of out in the middle of nowhere. It had a gallery at the back. We were alone the whole was very peaceful. All one could hear was the lovely birdsong outside and the occasional gasp and creaking pew inside.
We’d gone on a camping holiday on Dartmoor.
We’d dropped the daughter and her mate off for a half day’s pony trekking, so went off for a walk on Dartmoor.
The urge happened and we ended up doggy style behind a rock.
All was going well until some senior ramblers walked past.
It put us off somewhat