What was the Question?

5 Dec 2004

Q: Can I fill my bucket up with hot water love?
A: If you move it that way a bit it will feel better
Cathy x

5 Dec 2004

Q = are you sure a pineapple is a suitable sex toy ?
A = not when my last doctor examined it.

6 Dec 2004

Q: Was it always that colour?
A: You can get one in that scabby shop down the road
Cathy x

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Red(RHG)
Q: Was it always that colour?
A: You can get one in that scabby shop down the road
Cathy x

Q. Where can I buy a scabby?
A. that's what the butler saw too!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
A. that's what the butler saw too!

I've just finished sawing this, who else wants a go?
A = at Ascot

6 Dec 2004

A = at Ascot

Q= Where are we meeting again?
A= In the left draw under the false bottom

6 Dec 2004

Quote by SurreyBloke
A= In the left draw under the false bottom

Q: Where can I find WBB's vibrator collection?
A: I've never seen it that colour before... :shock:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
A: I've never seen it that colour before... :shock:

Q - Have you been holding it too tigh because...
A - About 70 quid

6 Dec 2004

Q. if you have 34 quid in one hand and 37 quid in the other what do you have?
a. because he assured me it was legal.

6 Dec 2004

Q - So, the reason you stole a car with your brother was because?
A - i said i would do, she just didnt believe me.

6 Dec 2004

Q: She asked me would I clean the bath?
A: About three pages in
Cathy x

6 Dec 2004

Quote by londonsnglmale
Q - So, the reason you stole a car with your brother was because?
A - i said i would do, she just didnt believe me.

Q. She asked if I could be more sensitive to her emotional needs.
A. Some scorched fabric.

6 Dec 2004

lol oops - after you Kent-man .....
Cathy x

6 Dec 2004

combine the two.
Q. What do you use for a bookmark and where might I find it

6 Dec 2004

Q: If George puts his t-shirt over that light what will he end up with?
(This one's for essexlady x)
A: I only wanted a pounds worth!
Cathy x

6 Dec 2004

Q - So why dd you get annoyed when the lapdancer pissed on you?
A - So you think thats what i meant

6 Dec 2004

Q: You asked me to get even dirtier didn't you?
A: There was only the bloke with the camera wink

Cathy x

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Red(RHG)
A: There was only the bloke with the camera

Q = there was something not quite right with that porn film, what do you think it was?
A = it's the best way to do it!

9 Dec 2004

Q = Why are you opening that can of corned beef with a can opener , when theres a key on it ??
A = Not always that way round no .

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
A = Not always that way round no .

Q = Do you always wear your pants under your trousers?
A = For so long it started to bend.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
A = For so long it started to bend.

How long was your mind working for?
A = I couldn't tell the difference

9 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
A = I couldn't tell the difference

Q - Why did you put the dirty knickers back on and not the clean ones?
A - only if you have time to do it too

9 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady
A - only if you have time to do it too

Can you tell me why you keep doing Owl noises at the end of each sentence?
A = Because I was taught to do it backwards

9 Dec 2004

Q; Tell me my dear why do you draw your knickers over your head?
A: It keeps trickling down my leg.

9 Dec 2004

Q. Can you stand still while I wee in your pocket?
A yes I'm quite flexible

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
A yes I'm quite flexible

I want something hard, I want it rigid, I want it so firm nothing is gonna make it bend - are you that man?
A = Well the assistant said it would be useful

9 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
A = Well the assistant said it would be useful

q - when you bought that banana did you know you could do that with it?
A - with 3 men in a bath tub

9 Dec 2004

Q: Where was the last known location of rubber ducky?
A: Eggs

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
A: Eggs

I love it all warm, all gooey so it drips down my chin when I eat it, what are you gonna give me big boy? :twisted:
A = Pass the parcel

9 Dec 2004

Q: where does your irrational fear of objects wrapped in multiple layers of paper stem from?
A: only if you twist it really hard.