What was the Question?

9 Dec 2004

Q Will it come off in my hand?
A It's ok, I've got my bike outside

9 Dec 2004

Q: Were you aware that I never allow cyclists to ride through my house?
A:I get it from my Grandmothers side

9 Dec 2004

Q: MMMMM delicious, where did you get the spare ribs from?
A: Well it's always worked before.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
A:I get it from my Grandmothers side

Q = Where do you keep getting that walking stick from?
A - only if you keep your eyes shut

9 Dec 2004

Q. for both answers
Are you sure you can convince me to sleep with you?
A. sort of brown and damp.

9 Dec 2004

Q: How would you describe the condition of your underwear?
A: By electrolysis.

9 Dec 2004

Q: What is the best way of removing hair? (I haven't got time to search the threads)
A: Only if you lift a little higher.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
A: By electrolysis.

Q. How did the ion cross the road?
A. A jalapeÃ±o and a couple of Pringles.

9 Dec 2004

Q: did you find anything else up there doctor?
A: It was good fun but now I'm soaked

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
A: It was good fun but now I'm soaked

Q - Did you like the Free Willie Waterworld show?
A = You need another finger

9 Dec 2004

Q: Why do I still feel hungry after I've had a KitKat?
A: It was a tight squeeze.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
A: It was a tight squeeze.

Q. What happened when you had that extra finger?
A. Do I look like a vending machine to you?

9 Dec 2004

Q: will you stop worrying about how your vending machine disguise looks?
A: it started to smart after the third time

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
A: it started to smart after the third time

Q - how is it going with the stair carpet bare bottom surfing?
A - It was like that when I found it

9 Dec 2004

Q: Did you do that in Sarge's tin helmet?
A: I don't know, but it's a great view.

9 Dec 2004

Q - Who is that through the keyhole?
A - Not while I'm on my knees, Vicar.

9 Dec 2004

Q: Could you get that bible down from the high shelf for me please?
A: It was worth every penny of the fine.

9 Dec 2004

Q: How was your night at the carpark?
A: Not while I've got my mouth full.

9 Dec 2004

ignore this - someone beat me to it rolleyes

9 Dec 2004

Q: Are you a cunning luinguist?
A: It's on the East coast

9 Dec 2004

Q - WTF is Skeggy?
A - Yes, but wait till I'm asleep.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Nimbus
A: It's on the East coast

Q - jesus your fart smells! Where is the safest place to stand to avoid smelling one of those again?
A - Its like being in bed but bumpy

9 Dec 2004

bah
slow slow slow

9 Dec 2004

as above

9 Dec 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
A - Yes, but wait till I'm asleep.

Q - can I put on a sex show?
A - just like a frog

10 Dec 2004

Q: What style of sex show would you like?
A: like a brown stick thing

10 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
A: like a brown stick thing

Q - what does a twig look like?
A- four and maybe another two later