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What would u do...?

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If you had problems sleeping and were alone?
I'm a bit of an insomniac and it drives me nuts, there's only so much late night tv to watch, no-one to chat to or play with and I know I'm gonna be shattered in the morning too :sleeping:
You could always chat to a fellow insomniac. ie: meeeeeeeeeee ;)
Edit, which would be a lot easier if I hadn't broken msn rolleyes
I wank.
I thought that was the law!
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I wank.
I thought that was the law!

Me too. I am sure its written somewhere in the constituion....hold on we havent got one rolleyes
Yep a little toy session usually does the trick.
Try and find a......,I mean some night nurse.
I'll get me' coat....
Quote by Hu99ie
I wank.
I thought that was the law!

Me too. I am sure its written somewhere in the constituion....hold on we havent got one rolleyes
Me too.
Bunny - seriously though -address the problem of why you can't sleep. is it because you are missing the person that usually lays next to you? Are you overly stressed or concerned about something?
Do some nice relaxing breathing exercises, take a warm bath, have a hot milky drink eg: Horlicks (they do ayummy chocolate one now) and slip between clean sheets with something like your partners' worn T-shirt so you can smell him, and then ... have a wank!
If all else fails, get pissed and pass out.