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diezel
Sexpert
what would you do for someone off here?
:small-print: i would have to be dressed like a well mannered student seeking my teachers (frecklebird) undevided attention lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by diezel
what would you do for someone off here?

:small-print: i would have to be dressed like a well mannered student seeking my teachers (frecklebird) undevided attention lol
You'd have to do better than that!
I'd enrol Missy and I on a techy stuff for numpties course rolleyes
And for TE I'd wear a Welsh RU shirt.
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
And for TE I'd wear a Welsh RU shirt.

Speaking as someone who has walked with me into the welshest pub in Cardiff with an England shirt on, I think you may need to commit to doing that in a pub outside Twickenham! wink
But I'd love to see it anyway!
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross

And for TE I'd wear a Welsh RU shirt.

Speaking as someone who has walked with me into the welshest pub in Cardiff with an England shirt on, I think you may need to commit to doing that in a pub outside Twickenham! wink
But I'd love to see it anyway!
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:giggle: barman was funny biggrin
Is 'welshest' a word?
Dirtygirly
Sex God
For FB I'd dress up as a dictionary and make everyone read me! :smile:
For Essex I'd dress up in an England shirt and thigh highs! wink
For Lairdy & Fee... erm... anything at all! :giggle:
For Kiss I'd find a Little Miss Sub outfit! :rascal:
For Harry Jones... a portaloo! lol
Unknown User
Quote by Dirtygirlie
For FB I'd dress up as a dictionary and make everyone read me! :smile:
For Essex I'd dress up in an England shirt and thigh highs! wink
For Lairdy & Fee... erm... anything at all! :giggle:
For Kiss I'd find a Little Miss Sub outfit! :rascal:
For Harry Jones... a portaloo! lol

:cry:
Unknown User
Quote by celestria
I'd borrow FB's avatar and dress up as little miss naughty for Kiss :twisted:

I thought you looked like Little Miss Naugty most of the time. :rascal:
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'd be a farmer for Kiss. innocent

I don't understand. redface
Quote by Juniper_couple
<<<<<<<<<<< dresses in that and ties herself to the bed quickly :grin: wink

Ooo I do love that little outfit of yours! sillyhwoar:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
For Kiss I'd find a Little Miss Sub outfit! :rascal:

And I bet you'd look mighty fine. :grin: passionkiss
For Earthy I'd either be a pint of Cider or fill a bath with Cider and ask her to join me. biggrin
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
:cry:

For Earthy I'd dress up as a crate of beer! biggrin
easy
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
For FB I'd dress up as a dictionary and make everyone read me! :smile:
For Essex I'd dress up in an England shirt and thigh highs! wink
For Lairdy & Fee... erm... anything at all! :giggle:
For Kiss I'd find a Little Miss Sub outfit! :rascal:
For Harry Jones... a portaloo! lol

*easy walks away deeply saddened by DGs failure to mention dressing as a secretary for him*
<<SNIFF>> :cry1:
I'd dress up as a hamster for LadyFeeBee. :giggle:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by easy
*easy walks away deeply saddened by DGs failure to mention dressing as a secretary for him*
<<SNIFF>> :cry1:
I'd dress up as a hamster for LadyFeeBee. :giggle:

I thought that was our secret! rolleyes
For Easy I'd put on a long skirt with a very high split, stockings, no knickers, a very tight shirt with my tits spilling out and arm myself with a pad and a pen for his dictation! wink
How's that?! :rascal:
easy
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie

*easy walks away deeply saddened by DGs failure to mention dressing as a secretary for him*
<<SNIFF>> :cry1:
I'd dress up as a hamster for LadyFeeBee. :giggle:

I thought that was our secret! rolleyes
For Easy I'd put on a long skirt with a very high split, stockings, no knickers, a very tight shirt with my tits spilling out and arm myself with a pad and a pen for his dictation! wink
How's that?! :rascal:
biggrin :D :D
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by easy
I'd dress up as a hamster for LadyFeeBee. :giggle:

Lairdy would put you in the garage with a peg on your wheel! lol
westerross
Sex God
Can I dress up as a long red rope for Lady FeeBee?
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would dress up as Alphabet soup for Mrs FB, and a lipstick for Mr FB passionkiss

But what would you write? :rascal:
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I would dress up as Alphabet soup for Mrs FB, and a lipstick for Mr FB passionkiss

But what would you write? :rascal:
I would write 'Kiss, come and join us'
:twisted:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would dress up as Alphabet soup for Mrs FB, and a lipstick for Mr FB passionkiss

But what would you write? :rascal:
I would write 'Kiss, come and join us'
:twisted:
Oooo Kissy too :twisted:
mr__powers1
Sex God
right its been more more than 24 hours....i'm afraid my offer has now expired!!...sorry Bloke you had your chance!
Countess
Sexpert
I'd dress up as a sofa for AC. :giggle: ;)
And I'd wear mountaineering gear for The Laird. :smitten:
easy can please himself :P
Morbius
Orgasminator
Quote by Countess
I'd dress up as a sofa for AC. :giggle: ;)
And I'd wear mountaineering gear for The Laird. :smitten:
easy can please himself :P

I'd be a partially functioning zip for countess that keeps going down :twisted:
easy
Sex God
Quote by Morbius
I'd be a partially functioning zip for countess that keeps going down :twisted:

She's already got two of those. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Steve
Sex God
Quote by louise_and_joe
I would be a scarf for Mallock wink
Louise xx

I would :love: to be a neck for louise's scarf :rascal:
Mr__fb
Sexlightened
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'd wear a rubber snuggle suit for Mr FB. :twisted:
Jas
XXX

I'd be a bottle of talc to help Jas into her rubber snuggle suit :P (or rather out of it) :twisted:
Unknown User
did rubber get a mention in the forum? Hurrah!
for *someone* Id do what I was told...
and in return;
I do what I want!
s'only fair, innit?
lp
Abilene
Orgasminator
I would become a Domme for one night for Dlep. :twisted:
Abilene
Orgasminator
* stomps foot *
I just realised no-one would do anything for me.
Either y'all STILL don't know me well enough rolleyes or I just need to borrow LPT's corner.
Unknown User
Quote by Abilene
Either y'all STILL don't know me well enough rolleyes or I just need to borrow LPT's corner.

hey!
for Abs, I'd share my corner....
owzat?
lp
Abilene
Orgasminator
Quote by LondonPlaything

Either y'all STILL don't know me well enough rolleyes or I just need to borrow LPT's corner.

hey!
for Abs, I'd share my corner....
owzat?
lp
Did I just get a 'sympathy corner'? Beats a 'sympathy shag' I guess.
Ta LPT xx
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Missy on page 3
For LondonPlaything, I would dress up as a corner cool 8-)

Quote by Abilene
I just need to borrow LPT's corner.

YoooHooo Abi wave
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Abilene

Either y'all STILL don't know me well enough rolleyes or I just need to borrow LPT's corner.

hey!
for Abs, I'd share my corner....
owzat?
lp
Did I just get a 'sympathy corner'? Beats a 'sympathy shag' I guess.
Ta LPT xx
its a very special corner... a mysterious corner... a dark and unmapped corner...