Quote by LondonPlaything
its a very special corner... a mysterious corner... a dark and unmapped corner...
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:smile2:
This corner costume's bluddy brill!!!! :bounce: :smile2:
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What would you do?
Quote by Missy
This corner costume's bluddy brill!!!! :bounce: :smile2:
It is Missy... you've done such a good job that I feel I may have made myself a little *over-comfortable* :shock:
wracks brain trying to remember whether or not Ive been scratching myself inappropriately and suchlike... I think Ive acted well, and in a gentlemanly manner!!!
But as I say Missy, a lovely corner it is... fantastic and VERY convincing costume, wonderful subdued lighting, and I particularly appreciate the colour and shade of the rich fabrics. Did you dye them yourself?
lp
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Oooooh I would deffo dress as a bar of soap for Chooon :twisted:
I wanna beeee that soap!! :bounce:
And then I would spend 2 hours unwrapping you!
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Quote by LondonPlaything
This corner costume's bluddy brill!!!! :bounce: :smile2:
It is Missy... you've done such a good job that I feel I may have made myself a little *over-comfortable* :shock:
wracks brain trying to remember whether or not Ive been scratching myself inappropriately and suchlike... I think Ive acted well, and in a gentlemanly manner!!!
But as I say Missy, a lovely corner it is... fantastic and VERY convincing costume, wonderful subdued lighting, and I particularly appreciate the colour and shade of the rich fabrics. Did you dye them yourself?
lp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad LP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:Quote by westerross
Oooooh I would deffo dress as a bar of soap for Chooon :twisted:
I wanna beeee that soap!! :bounce:
And then I would spend 2 hours unwrapping you!
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don't tell me ........ and then flick me across the room, cos you weren't holding on tight enough with your wet hands!!!!
i would do anything for a bit of roleplay although i would look faintly ridiculous in ladies apparel and size 12 high heels!! i would draw the line if i had to wear a nappy and booties (unless they had a little blue duck embroidered).ermmm.....unless i was made to breast worship,but what if i filled my nappy..eeuwwwww 
hi to every one who remembers me from last year!
hi to every one who remembers me from last year!
Sex God
I'd hold David's drink for him so he had both hands free :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would dress up as Alphabet soup for Mrs FB, and a lipstick for Mr FB
But what would you write? :rascal:
I would write 'Kiss, come and join us'
:twisted:
You'd have to use your tongue to move the letters around because your hands would be tied to FB. :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Quote by Freckledbird
I'd hold David's drink for him so he had both hands free :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And I would dress up as a teacher at the numpty school for FB and Missy:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/132331.html
Sex God
Quote by davidmad4it
I'd hold David's drink for him so he had both hands free :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And I would dress up as a teacher at the numpty school for FB and Missy:
Bad David!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Sex God
Quote by louise_and_joe
I like this thread!
I'd wear my birthday suit for Miss HornyInSlough.
Well hellooooo!! :rascal:
When's yer birthday then...I'll sort the cake while you get undressed
Id dress up in a big cake for Hornyinslough and Kiss
Louise xx
Sorry have to jump in with a quick classic lyric moment from one of my fav songs....
The girl in the cake
jumped out too soon by mistake
somebody said the whole things half baked
and diamond lifts her glass and says cheers
Quote by Dirtygirlie
For Harry Jones... a portaloo! :lol:
Ooh who is doing cheapest flights to Scotland at the moment :wink:
Quote by Kiss
I would let Harry be my toilet :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: (I'm laughing coz I know it's true!)
Thank you Abi
I'd missed this thread so glad you pointed it out to me :D It brought a large smile to my face and an even larger bulge that divided my bathrobe open :lol: Ermmm Kiss how do you know this
I'd love to do something for someone but I'm rubbish at thinking up this sort of thing...please feel free to give me any ideas.
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Ohh and I'd totally missed the Ear Plugs story thanks for that
Regards
Harry Jones
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by Kiss
I'd be a farmer for Kiss.
I don't understand.
You posted once that you liked being outdoors - I thought as a farmer I'd have lots of lovely fields to show you.
sorry
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I'd wear a rubber snuggle suit for Mr FB. :twisted:
Jas
XXX
I'd be a bottle of talc to help Jas into her rubber snuggle suit :P (or rather out of it) :twisted:
Ya Hussy
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'd be a farmer for Kiss.
I don't understand.
You posted once that you liked being outdoors - I thought as a farmer I'd have lots of lovely fields to show you.
sorry
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XXX
Oooooo no I liked the idea very much! :inlove:
I just couldn't figure out how you knew.
I do love a woman in wellies and the nature loving outdoorsy types.
hwoar:For you I'd arrange 8 men to :censored: you. Although in fairness to me I'd have to at least watch! :lol:
Quote by Kiss
I just couldn't figure out how you knew.
Erm that would be my remember misc facts because they might help you try and tart in the future gene kicking in. :lol:
I do love a woman in wellies and the nature loving outdoorsy types.
For you I'd arrange 8 men to :censored: you. Although in fairness to me I'd have to at least watch! :lol:
I could live with that :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
Ohh and I'd totally missed the Ear Plugs story thanks for that
Regards
Harry Jones
I'd be a "Go to bed!" Warning for Harry....
:lol:
Ha Ha Ha cheers mate.
Regards
Harry Jones
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
I would dress up as Richard Walker and score the winning goal at the Millenium Stadium for Tweeky ;)
Been meaning to dredge this up for the last few days.
Needs to be at Wembley now though :thrilled: Got my ticket already :smug: Its time to turn on the gas
Sex God
i would dress up asmyself, is that good enough for anyone??
Sex God
I might kiss and lick someones feet if I had had a decent pint of London Pride or two - and yes there are pictures hidden on someones profile (with my full agreement I hasten to add)
Regards
Harry Jones
(with my full agreement I hasten to add)Regards
Harry Jones
