What would you do?

2 Apr 2007

Quote by westerross
And I'd dress up as an expert corset fitter for Missy! (might get it upside down a couple of times first though)
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Why not, David does! :giggle:

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
And I'd dress up as an expert corset fitter for Missy! (might get it upside down a couple of times first though)
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Why not, David does! :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And the fact he blamed me when he put it on upside down :shock:
Sorry hunny, course it's all my fault. Next time I'll remember to stand on my head!!!! rolleyes

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
I would adopt an Army theme for Sgt Bilko
And dress as a smelly old boot :? :? :?

I refer the honourable lady to the answer I gave some moments ago. :rascal:
And as for all the smackbottom

come on then, when you think I’m hard enough. wink

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
come on then, when you think I’m hard enough.

How the bluddy ell am I gonna get you hard enough - as a three legged smelly booted tortoise!!!! confused

and another one smackbottom

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
I refer the honourable lady

drink, meet keyboard

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
come on then, when you think I’m hard enough.

How the bluddy ell am I gonna get you hard enough - as a three legged smelly booted tortoise!!!! confused

and another one smackbottom

Ok, so I’m just a little kinky………… redface

2 Apr 2007

Quote by essex34m

I refer the honourable lady

drink, meet keyboard
Smiley holding an oscar, meets bottom! smackbottom

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy

I refer the honourable lady

drink, meet keyboard
Smiley holding an oscar, meets bottom! smackbottom

brave at the keyboard, arent you?

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy

I refer the honourable lady

drink, meet keyboard
Smiley holding an oscar, meets bottom! smackbottom

That'll lern ya! rotflmao

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
That'll lern ya!

Stormy!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Stormwalker

I refer the honourable lady

drink, meet keyboard
Smiley holding an oscar, meets bottom! smackbottom

That'll lern ya! rotflmao

oh come on, you have met her, do i really have anything to worry about?

2 Apr 2007

Quote by essex34m

I refer the honourable lady

drink, meet keyboard
Smiley holding an oscar, meets bottom! smackbottom

brave at the keyboard, arent you?
I am Brave! Misschief the SH squaw
(just don't say it quick )
:smug:

2 Apr 2007

I'd dress up as an owl for Mr. FB

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Angelica
I'd dress up as an owl for Mr. FB

How on earth would he cope with two birds though? wink

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I'd dress up as an owl for Mr. FB

How on earth would he cope with two birds though? wink

just pray he doesnt have one stone....

2 Apr 2007

I'd pretend to be a glass of very nice red wine and Mr UKWineman can drink me... :lickface: wink

2 Apr 2007

Quote by essex34m
I'd dress up as an owl for Mr. FB

How on earth would he cope with two birds though? wink

just pray he doesnt have one stone....
:shock: :shock:

2 Apr 2007

For Angelica, I would dress up as an insomniac rodent catcher!! cool

For LondonPlaything, I would dress up as a corner 8-) 8-)

2 Apr 2007

Goodness knows where I would start! :shock:
My talents are limited:
I could recite Shakespeare (in a whisper) all night into the ear of FB :twisted:
I could murmur all sort of sweet nothings into the ear of Missy......
I would lurrrrve an extended duet with Kiss

I could go on....but it is probably a time for discretion.
Will
PS Of course, for Jags.....:twisted: silly

assionkiss: :twisted: :passionkiss: :twisted: hump

2 Apr 2007

I would dress as a bungalow for Will and Sappho! :lol2:

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
For LondonPlaything, I would dress up as a corner 8-)

awwwwww...
lp

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
I would dress as a bungalow for Will and Sappho! :lol2:

:rotflmao:
Wouldn't have made any difference - and now the risk is passed!
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2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
For Angelica, I would dress up as an insomniac rodent catcher!!

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
I would dress up as a big chunky full stop for MikeNorth :rose:

Lovely, Missy! :rose:
Tell you what, we'll form the PPP, the Provocative Punctuation Posse. I've already got a t-shirt to wear:

2 Apr 2007

For Shireen, I would dress up as an item of Lush :lol2:
For St3v3, I would dress up as a fish rolleyes

:lol2:

2 Apr 2007

I would dress up as Richard Walker and score the winning goal at the Millenium Stadium for Tweeky ;)

2 Apr 2007

:rotflmao:
For Dawnie I would dress up as a taxi driver :giggle:
For DaveJ I would dress up as a pineapple
For Steve, somehow I think this might just be the thing that gets him going wink

:giggle:

2 Apr 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I would dress up as Richard Walker and score the winning goal at the Millenium Stadium for Tweeky ;)

Awww thanks Minx, so sad wasent it sad

I would dress up as James Bond for Minx and rescue her from a certain death scenario smile

Or .. as I know she really like I could dress as John Barnes and allow her to have her crutch on me lol

Stop making me cough :P

3 Apr 2007

I like this thread! lol

I'd dress up as Head Teacher for FB. :twisted:
I'd dress up as a dungeon Master for H-x. (That much leather I'm bound to need a lot of talc!)
I'd dress up quite butch for Mrs Juniper.
I'd wear my birthday suit for Miss HornyInSlough.
I'd dress up as a trendy student for Drew. (May be a bit tough to achieve!)
For St3v3 I'd dress up as a fish.
biggrin

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
I like this thread!
I'd dress up as Head Teacher for FB. :twisted:
I'd dress up as a dungeon Master for H-x. (That much leather I'm bound to need a lot of talc!)
I'd dress up quite butch for Mrs Juniper.
I'd wear my birthday suit for Miss HornyInSlough.
I'd dress up as a trendy student for Drew. (May be a bit tough to achieve!)
For St3v3 I'd dress up as a fish.

Hey :shock:
louise xx