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tmann
Sex God
I would like a chocolate flavoured lube, perhaps strawberry as well.
What would you invent?
Unknown User
Me and hubby were just talking about flavoured lube yesterday. We'd like one that tastes ok - not too sweet, doesn't go sticky and still does the job, please.
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
Oh yes flavoured lube,soooo needed
in a fantasy world,a vaccination against all stds,so play could be safe and bare.
More realistically flavoured condoms thaat actually taste of what they are described as being
Banana?
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
Oh yes flavoured lube,soooo needed
in a fantasy world,a vaccination against all stds,so play could be safe and bare.
More realistically flavoured condoms thaat actually taste of what they are described as being
Banana?
no ,just not condom flavoured with some overlay of horrid flavouring :sad:
I have cherry lube. OK so it is not Strawberry.
It taste almost not unlike cherries, Now I know it is trying, but hay it's close.
Unknown User
We've discovered Durex Tingle. Smells like toothpaste, and tastes quite minty - leaves your breath fresh too :giggle: TBH it is far nicer than the artificially fruity flavours that tend to be sickly and too sweet for our palates. No idea if it is intended to be edible though :confused2:
tmann
Sex God
What is the point of being cherry flavoured, if you can not give it a lick?
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Think id invent a lotto time machine , that gives me the following weeks numbers...lol
tmann
Sex God
the Dr already has
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
My wallet is like the Tardis, in that the money , when in it looks lost...not alot to fill the space...lol...So how do i get a hold of this Doc?
couplefunuk
Orgasminator
I AM and inventor, but sadly all my inventions suck (literally!) and if I tell you about any of them, I'll get fired. Booo!
As for things I'd want to invent - Money Tree?
*Him*
tmann
Sex God
A teleport.....to deliver my new nonfattening choclate to Kaz.
Unknown User
diabetic non fattening telleportable chocolate
Samandken
Sexlightened
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
We've discovered Durex Tingle. Smells like toothpaste, and tastes quite minty - leaves your breath fresh too :giggle: TBH it is far nicer than the artificially fruity flavours that tend to be sickly and too sweet for our palates. No idea if it is intended to be edible though :confused2:

That stuff is sooo brilliant...... never thought to eat it though dunno
I'd invent the male multiple orgasm wink
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Samandken
We've discovered Durex Tingle. Smells like toothpaste, and tastes quite minty - leaves your breath fresh too :giggle: TBH it is far nicer than the artificially fruity flavours that tend to be sickly and too sweet for our palates. No idea if it is intended to be edible though :confused2:

That stuff is sooo brilliant...... never thought to eat it though dunno
I'd invent the male multiple orgasm wink
sorry been done!