Postie just got me thinking.....damn that hurt!!
If you won the lottery,what would you say or do to your manager on Monday?
and none of that it wouldn't change me ....i love my job!!
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What would you say or do?
Casanova
I would hand in my notice but say thanks to my bosses as they are all good blokes. I actually enjoy working there. As a place of work its great... 
Sex God
Open the top draw of the desk when no one is about, have a dump, close it and walk out although it wouldn't upset the boss that much cos thats me any way.
We worked out one night how to really bugger up the dept I was working in. And we were all very skilled specialists that would be almost impossible to replace at short notice...
( before you say it I wasn't a postie then... though i was working for the Post Office)
whoever wins, "loans" the 3 others in that department enough money to live off the interest instead of having to work. The money still belongs to the winner.... but the interest more than covers any wages you'd lose.
You could go and get another job elsewhere if you wanted, but one of the conditions was you couldn't work in the Post Office.
we thought it was genuis ! And would have loved to have tried it out....just to see the gaffer have to do some actaul work...
( before you say it I wasn't a postie then... though i was working for the Post Office)
whoever wins, "loans" the 3 others in that department enough money to live off the interest instead of having to work. The money still belongs to the winner.... but the interest more than covers any wages you'd lose.
You could go and get another job elsewhere if you wanted, but one of the conditions was you couldn't work in the Post Office.
we thought it was genuis ! And would have loved to have tried it out....just to see the gaffer have to do some actaul work...
my main boss is quite a nice bloke........but there are a few customers on my delivery i would to stick two fingers up at!
I would probably drive around it in my Aston Martin....sticking my tongue out and blowing raspberries.....and if i'll care if i look like a twat....because i'm a millionaire!
I would probably drive around it in my Aston Martin....sticking my tongue out and blowing raspberries.....and if i'll care if i look like a twat....because i'm a millionaire!
Sex God
im self employed but would carry on working- just picking the jobs i wanted to do
Sexlightened
I'd wait to me lottery cheque had cleared before saying anything! Might find I'd mis counted how many noughts there were!
Sex God
Well, once a boss said to us, "you lot are two a penny to replace", so our syndicate would hand him 3p and say right replace us now!
John
John
Sex God
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im self employed but would carry on working- just picking the jobs i wanted to do
I'm self employed too....... so after telling myself to poke the job up me arse........ I'd then put a message on my answer machine (and me mobile) to tell all my customers that I had decided to take an extended holiday and would be back around christmas 2015 and would they kindly leave a message :grin:
I'd ring in sick! And Mr KC would as well -seeings as we work at the same place. Stress related - y'know!
Then I'd tell all those with their heads well and truly brown fron sticking them where they shouldn't go exactly what I thought of them - twats - and then whistleblow the state of nursing to the media!
Then I'd tell all those with their heads well and truly brown fron sticking them where they shouldn't go exactly what I thought of them - twats - and then whistleblow the state of nursing to the media!
like postie i also work for the queen - post office.
someone who worked with me until recently won on the lottery. did they give up work - did they hell, stayed there for 2 more years until the day he retired.
paid for a new roof for his local church, the rest is sitting in his bank. he hasn't even changed his car ! each to there own i suppose.
i'm afraid i wouldn't bat an eyelid in finishing - had 20 years of starts, so would happily put my feet up and count my money - but i would seriously look after my family and friends.
someone who worked with me until recently won on the lottery. did they give up work - did they hell, stayed there for 2 more years until the day he retired.
paid for a new roof for his local church, the rest is sitting in his bank. he hasn't even changed his car ! each to there own i suppose.
i'm afraid i wouldn't bat an eyelid in finishing - had 20 years of starts, so would happily put my feet up and count my money - but i would seriously look after my family and friends.
Sex God
I actually love my job... so i would ask if i could go from working full-time to part-time
I know if i didn't have something to occupy me though the day i would go mental.....
But i would throw the biggest party SH have ever seen.... all the booze would be free... and book out a hotel.....
and no one would ever have to buy a drink at a munch ever again......
other than that.. i would learn to drive... just so i could get a little car to go round in... buy 2 houses (one in the north west, one in the west midlands cause that is where all the bloody good clubs seem to be)
and i would probably sit on the rest....... live on the interest!!!!!!
I know if i didn't have something to occupy me though the day i would go mental.....
But i would throw the biggest party SH have ever seen.... all the booze would be free... and book out a hotel.....
and no one would ever have to buy a drink at a munch ever again......
other than that.. i would learn to drive... just so i could get a little car to go round in... buy 2 houses (one in the north west, one in the west midlands cause that is where all the bloody good clubs seem to be)
and i would probably sit on the rest....... live on the interest!!!!!!
I have often had this thought, and if I won, I think i might seriously consider it. As it cheers me up on miserable days...
I would buy a huge piece of land.... somewhere remote, maybe a farm or something and start to return the land to nature. It would be an ongoing project that may take many years. I'd love to see badgers and foxes, rabbits and voles and bats all playing happily in this new nature reserve. The backbone of this would be my 7 small forests. Each with a gap of a few hundred yards between.
Native trees would be planted and they would devolp over time. People could walk around, happily for years to come, strolling in and out of the dappled light of the mixed woodland, into the sunny areas between the 7 little forests.... content and happy with the wonder of nature.
While over head, at about 10,000 feet, you'd look down upon this tranquil little scene made up of 7 little forests... and see...
FUCK OFF
and that would be my legacy to the world.... and map makers.
I would buy a huge piece of land.... somewhere remote, maybe a farm or something and start to return the land to nature. It would be an ongoing project that may take many years. I'd love to see badgers and foxes, rabbits and voles and bats all playing happily in this new nature reserve. The backbone of this would be my 7 small forests. Each with a gap of a few hundred yards between.
Native trees would be planted and they would devolp over time. People could walk around, happily for years to come, strolling in and out of the dappled light of the mixed woodland, into the sunny areas between the 7 little forests.... content and happy with the wonder of nature.
While over head, at about 10,000 feet, you'd look down upon this tranquil little scene made up of 7 little forests... and see...
FUCK OFF
and that would be my legacy to the world.... and map makers.
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