A bit of a twat, but a damned good shag :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
"I told you it was loaded !"
Mine will read :
"Youre never too old to have a shag, all necrophiliacs welcome!!!""
Mwwwwwahahahahahahaha
He came,he saw,he fucked up big time
"Clitoris........probably the best word in the Englilsh language"
ok, I'm a little strange, but it made me laugh
Here lies the body of a forum freak
looked like a fingerbob, talked like a geek
He posted day and he posted night
he posted mostly uttershite
He loved to meet, he loved to munch
He loved the loony SH bunch
Promised his mates a crispy duck
now his goose is cooked, they're out of luck
Cybersex led to his demise,
tried to shag his computer; brought tears to his eyes
then the whole thing exploded, it seems like a farce
Rest In Pieces, you silly arse.
Had to read the whole thread to make sure nobody had already said it but here we go.....
"I demand a second opinion"
Sorry my bad he was born on moday died on saturday....
he came he saw he acted like a whore
heaven sent and hell bent
"please cancel the milk",
or
"the money's i owe you is in my pocket!"
As previously explained I cant really have an epitaph as there 'Can be only one'
But if it did happen , I wouldnt want any words , just three waste paper askets on the grave marked "HP Agreements " " Bank correspondence" and " CCJ's ".
"she's a big girl, she's a bonny girl, she loved her beer, and they call her Good ol' mellow" and i wish she was here!"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Undertaker 
Hitman :shock: 
