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What would your porn name be?

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Warming the Bed
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Hi all biggrin you've probably seen or heard of this before?
you take the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name and hey presto :rascal:
with the amount of members on here there' got to be some absolute toppers lol good for a laugh if nothing else?
incidently mine is duke long rotflmao X
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Err..............I think this has been done before, certainly about tw0 months or so ago? dunno
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Ummm - Kimmy Rance??????
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uummmm . . . . sammy hughes?
dunno bout everyone else but i think i might need a stage name? what ya reck? dunno
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
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Sally Trollope confused
Slightly more appealing is my second pet's name and my grandmother's maiden name:
Pip Valentine.
Sex God
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Wooohooooo
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Done this a while ago :bounce: but with the street you first lived in. I will stick to that, cos the maiden name one works out rubbish for me. I much prefer .........
Butch Roseberry :hunk:
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Butch Roseberry :hunk:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Cough splutter.......
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Wooohooooo
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Done this a while ago :bounce: but with the street you first lived in. I will stick to that, cos the maiden name one works out rubbish for me. I much prefer .........
Butch Roseberry :hunk:

ERR!!! Rusty Caladonian confused
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ERR!!! Rusty Caladonian confused

Far more exotic than Rusty McNally!! rotflmao
Sex God
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Another variation is your middle name and the street you first lived in:
John Steed

rotflmao :rotflmao:
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Another variation is your middle name and the street you first lived in:

Lee High confused :?:
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I would be Smudge Walker, which sounds suitably disreputable and more like some sleazy porn director. lol
Roger the Dragon (Which sounds a bit like a porn name anyway.) cool
BTW - Would anyone answering these questions like to think what the 2 most common security questions for authenticating your ID over the phone might be? innocent (This is a very public site!)
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BTW - Would anyone answering these questions like to think what the 2 most common security questions for authenticating your ID over the phone might be? innocent (This is a very public site!)

Oooh - I never do the mother's maiden name thing!!! Too many people know that!!
Ooops - Rainbows off to do a bit of Corrie type housecleaning!!!
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I would be Smudge Walker, which sounds suitably disreputable and more like some sleazy porn director. lol
Roger the Dragon (Which sounds a bit like a porn name anyway.) cool
BTW - Would anyone answering these questions like to think what the 2 most common security questions for authenticating your ID over the phone might be? innocent (This is a very public site!)

As far as my bank is concerned, my mother's maiden name is Cliché.
Oh shit, I'll have to change it now. mad
Sexlightened
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Hi all biggrin you've probably seen or heard of this before?
you take the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name and hey presto :rascal:
with the amount of members on here there' got to be some absolute toppers lol good for a laugh if nothing else?
incidently mine is duke long rotflmao X

And who is that in the photo of yours; or derdent you tell us
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And who is that in the photo of yours; or derdent you tell us

confused: :?: :?: :?: dunno :dunno:
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I would be Smudge Walker, which sounds suitably disreputable and more like some sleazy porn director. lol
Roger the Dragon (Which sounds a bit like a porn name anyway.) cool
BTW - Would anyone answering these questions like to think what the 2 most common security questions for authenticating your ID over the phone might be? innocent (This is a very public site!)

As far as my bank is concerned, my mother's maiden name is Cliché.
Oh shit, I'll have to change it now. mad
:lol: :lol: :lol:
How about we play a variation - what would your prison ID number be? Just take your credit card pin number and then your home phone number.
Mine would be :lol:
Roger the Evil Dragon.
P.S. - This is a joke!
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P.S. - This is a joke!

Just to make this clear!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
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Hi all biggrin you've probably seen or heard of this before?
you take the name of your first pet, and your mothers maiden name and hey presto :rascal:
with the amount of members on here there' got to be some absolute toppers lol good for a laugh if nothing else?
incidently mine is duke long rotflmao X

And who is that in the photo of yours; or derdent you tell us
Max Biaggi?
Sexlightened
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Rainbow – you never catch on to anything I say
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Another variation is your middle name and the street you first lived in:
John Steed

rotflmao :rotflmao:

ice pie, that's even worse! no way was any porn start ever ever called sydney rosenheath now was he?
n x x x ;)
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Another variation is your middle name and the street you first lived in

I don't have a middle name (we were very poor and couldn't afford one!!) so my name would be Hale !! :shock: confused :? :? :?
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Sally Trollope :?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I will think of you as a Trollope from now on lol :lol: :lol:
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Rainbow – you never catch on to anything I say

yeah rainbows you're so damn slow! ;)
ummm . . . neither do i? dunno ;)
n x x x :P
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Toffee Main road
I`m a sticky thoroughfare. :shock:
Venusxxx
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mine would be mitch boucher
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I`m a sticky thoroughfare. :shock:
Venusxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
/me says nowt! :gagged:
n x x x :P