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is this a game..............
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what wouldnt you do
poop has never turned me on.
Obviously if you are having explorative or spontaneous anal sex, you are probably gonna get some poop on you at some point or another, which Im not totally bothered by. (if a douching tutorial exists on the net, point me at it btw)
But its the one boundary that I *KNOW* I have.
If someone desperately wanted to take a dump on my chest, or wanted me to do it, then Id probably go for it, but I know at this point that its doesnt do anything for me. Its the smell really. just smells like poo. :/ lol
Obviously if you are having explorative or spontaneous anal sex, you are probably gonna get some poop on you at some point or another, which Im not totally bothered by. (if a douching tutorial exists on the net, point me at it btw)
But its the one boundary that I *KNOW* I have.
If someone desperately wanted to take a dump on my chest, or wanted me to do it, then Id probably go for it, but I know at this point that its doesnt do anything for me. Its the smell really. just smells like poo. :/ lol
In fantasy I think your mind could be challeged, but acting out all my fantasies I doubt if I would. There are some things I am just not turned on by at the thought of. But I have tried some things that I thought I wouldn't try, I guess it about the time, place and the people involved that count for me.
Quote by Kaznkev
In fantasy I think your mind could be challeged, but acting out all my fantasies I doubt if I would. There are some things I am just not turned on by at the thought of. But I have tried some things that I thought I wouldn't try, I guess it about the time, place and the people involved that count for me.
me too,this rather silly thread was more prompted by peoples belief in the need to lable/tick boxes/ than a belief that we all should do anything and everything
Of course should your fantasies ever involve exploring the joys of a bbw
BBW ya talkin my language now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
its no secret i adore BBW.
trav..
I dont actively pursue poo (although like anoush said you do come across it now and then)despite the vicious rumour that I have a hanbag shitting fetish. (Sometimes wish I hadnt started that rumour)
Apart from that anything goes really depending on people time place and inclination. I play safe and keep the usual taboos.
Apart from that anything goes really depending on people time place and inclination. I play safe and keep the usual taboos.
Quote by Anoush
poop has never turned me on.
If someone desperately wanted to take a dump on my chest, or wanted me to do it, then Id probably go for it, but I know at this point that its doesnt do anything for me. Its the smell really. just smells like poo. :/ lol
:laughabove: WHO THE HELL WOULD SAY ....."excuse me do you mind if i POOP on your chest"?? that tickled me lol
and im afraid to say that nobodys POOP smells of roses (except mine of course lol)
I have to say this is one that i agree with. I see no point in POOP its just plain odd im sorry x
Sex God
Bugger a grumpy hippo.
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Quote by BrightonGeezer
Bugger a grumpy hippo.
As long as it's a female hippo why not?
lol!
Have you smelt their breath?
Besides they are violent beasts. They kill more humans each year than Lions, Elephants, Sharks and Gerbils.
Quote by Resonance
Bugger a grumpy hippo.
As long as it's a female hippo why not?
lol!
Have you smelt their breath?
Besides they are violent beasts. They kill more humans each year than Lions, Elephants, Sharks and Gerbils.
I know what you did with the gerbil and I've told the RSPCA! :shock:
You were very lucky he didn't give you a nasty nip!
In edit: What is it with you and small furry animals, Res (see the 'Love is....' thread)? Aren't there enough lovely ladies on this site for you?
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Bugger a grumpy hippo.
As long as it's a female hippo why not?
lol!
Have you smelt their breath?
Besides they are violent beasts. They kill more humans each year than Lions, Elephants, Sharks and Gerbils.
I know what you did with the gerbil and I've told the RSPCA! :shock:
You were very lucky he didn't give you a nasty nip!
In edit: What is it with you and small furry animals, Res (see the 'Love is....' thread)? Aren't there enough lovely ladies on this site for you?
Awww Fluffster... I don't have any gripe against Small Furry Animals. I quite like them as a band, or a sandwich.
There are many damn fine ladies on here, but sadly for me they have such qualities as good taste, excellent vision and a keen sense of smell, which kind of rules me out of the running, even with a bag! ;-)
As does the fact that Geography and circumstances permit me only to long from afar. (Ready?.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh) :violin:
The key for me is getting Mrs R on here and chatting, however to do that I have to encourage her to overcome her ridiculous 'net shyness and secondly, figure out a way she won't come on here and tell you all that I am in actual fact a grumpy, dim-as-a-two-watt-bulb, fat, baldy nitwit, with the sartorial skills of a diaorrhitic sloth in a blender.
So kind of getting back to the original post, I wouldn't lead folk along if I knew that there was little chance of meeting them... Which is why I turn to the joys of Chinchillas.
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Mind you if the hippo was having her period you would have to pull the sheep out first, which would lead to another dilemner. Spoilt for choice!!
If you were very clever, you could stick it in the hippo and prod the sheep at the same time thus saving the mess. See, it takes a woman's practicality :smug:
Sex God
Ok, now I am very frightened.
Getting back on track... I too don't get poo. (Sung to the tune of the Rocksteady Crew)
One of the things I don't get about Sub Dom and other stuff is people who engage in the 'role' 24/7 and it becomes their life... I can't get that. I know people like to indulge, but it seems excessive to run your life by those rules. In sexy situations, fair enough, but I can't imagine waking up turning over to the wife and ordering her to do things. If I tried that in normality she'd kick my arse.
Don't get me wrong. I am 'on' the vast majority of the time. I can spot a jiggling bra-free breast at 200 metres, in the fog, with a gasmask on. But I can't play a role 24/7. I need the normality to balance things out...
But I am weird, so I am probably in the minority.
Getting back on track... I too don't get poo. (Sung to the tune of the Rocksteady Crew)
One of the things I don't get about Sub Dom and other stuff is people who engage in the 'role' 24/7 and it becomes their life... I can't get that. I know people like to indulge, but it seems excessive to run your life by those rules. In sexy situations, fair enough, but I can't imagine waking up turning over to the wife and ordering her to do things. If I tried that in normality she'd kick my arse.
Don't get me wrong. I am 'on' the vast majority of the time. I can spot a jiggling bra-free breast at 200 metres, in the fog, with a gasmask on. But I can't play a role 24/7. I need the normality to balance things out...
But I am weird, so I am probably in the minority.
Sex God
I did baulk at the wellies and fan-belt
Sex God
Quote by BrightonGeezer
I don't do uncovered penetration, and I don't do men.
me thinks he protests too much
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Quote by Bluefish2009
I don't do uncovered penetration, and I don't do men.
me thinks he protests too much
Aha! Gertrude!
Wanna see my Hamlet? ;-)
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Quote by BrightonGeezer
I don't do uncovered penetration, and I don't do men.
me thinks he protests too much
I'd like to do double penetration and don't care about rubbing balls, does that make you like me better?
But does the static electricity make them stick to your clothes afterwards? That's what I want to know...
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
with someone i trust i don't think there is much i wouldn't do. or at least listen to what they want and compromise if i don't want the whole thing.
whips
OK... you bring the horse......
I'll bring the Harry Potter specs! :giggle:
Alright..... I'm getting my coat!
;-)I will bring the pampas grass
Quote by Resonance
I don't do uncovered penetration, and I don't do men.
me thinks he protests too much
I'd like to do double penetration and don't care about rubbing balls, does that make you like me better?
But does the static electricity make them stick to your clothes afterwards? That's what I want to know...
dunno dude, I'm still a virgin in these things
