
Quote by Sgt Bilko Last Night
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Edit: Also wallowing in oodles of hugs, snogs and kisses (and the promise of lots of sex) from Kit!!
(That is what you meant wasn't it Kit??)
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Kit
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Edit: Also wallowing in oodles of hugs, snogs and kisses (and the promise of lots of sex) from Kit!!
(That is what you meant wasn't it Kit??) Nope! but now that you mention it :twisted:
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: