I was on a course at the weekend in Grantham (you know, where Margeret Thatcher was born). As it was Hallowe'en me and some of the other guys and girls decided to go boozing
(despite having to do a 5 Mile cross country navigation exercise the next morning). 
Anyway...
We ended up in a place called 90 degrees north or summat, and after my 3rd beer or so, I swayed off to the men's lavs.
I casually glanced at the machine in the toilets that dispenses the profila.... prophylicsu... profilesacsi.... (damn it) the johnnies... and to my utter amazement the vending machine proudly displayed VIBRATORS for sale at £6 a pop.
Vibrators... in a mens bogs in a nightclub! :shock:
The kicker is that the machine in the Womens didn't sell 'em.
Now, I have obviously not been going to nightclubs for a while 'cos this is a massive turn up for the books.
Clearly the men of Grantham are caring and sensitive lovers, wishing to pleasure their partners selflessly and prepared to take the lead by purchasing certain necessary implements...
Alternatively the men are ignoring the women and pleasuring themselves...
Whatever next, cock rings, lube, gimp masks and LCD screens showing porn in the cubicles...
Ooooh, now there's a thought
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Nice one !!!
There was an adjoining machine with 'proper' perfume for a fiver, too. Musta been tiny bottles.
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