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at a guess... A levels is anal & O levels is oral dunno
its a new one on me, so if anyone cares to enlighten further ... biggrin
Ffs, what happened to just asking... what are your preferences? Do you like to have anal and oral sex?
None of this bloody coded shite cos you're lible to get some dopey sod like me tell you they got two B's and a C. confused
rolleyes
Gem. x
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Ffs, what happened to just asking... what are your preferences? Do you like to have anal and oral sex?
None of this bloody coded shite cos you're lible to get some dopey sod like me tell you they got two B's and a C. confused
rolleyes
Gem. x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Absolutely - although I do think it's a tad better than being asked if you take it up the wrongun :shock: :?
i have an o level in geography, wasnt good enough to go for my a levels
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Ffs, what happened to just asking... what are your preferences? Do you like to have anal and oral sex?
None of this bloody coded shite cos you're lible to get some dopey sod like me tell you they got two B's and a C. confused
rolleyes
Gem. x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Absolutely - although I do think it's a tad better than being asked if you take it up the wrongun :shock: :?
And I thought I was being smooth biggrin
Reminds me of a funny sketch on TV a few months ago (can't for the life
of me think what the programme was called)
The guy keeps asking his missus for anal,day after day,week after week
Eventually she says to him one night (think it was his birthday) got a special treat for you tonight showing you the guy lay on the bed full of anticipation
Eventually she walks in with a bloody great strap-on
The look of horror on his face was a classic
L.B
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Reminds me of this....
Do you take it in the a**?
On this thread....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73158.html?highlight=
rotflmao Sing along now! :giggle:

smackbottom
Bad L.G....I've only just got that out of my head from the last time!!!!
Quote by little bighorn
Reminds me of a funny sketch on TV a few months ago (can't for the life
of me think what the programme was called)
The guy keeps asking his missus for anal,day after day,week after week
Eventually she says to him one night (think it was his birthday) got a special treat for you tonight showing you the guy lay on the bed full of anticipation
Eventually she walks in with a bloody great strap-on
The look of horror on his face was a classic
L.B

I've got this video but haven't got the url for it.
Do you then Nicky wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Reminds me of a funny sketch on TV a few months ago (can't for the life
of me think what the programme was called)
The guy keeps asking his missus for anal,day after day,week after week
Eventually she says to him one night (think it was his birthday) got a special treat for you tonight showing you the guy lay on the bed full of anticipation
Eventually she walks in with a bloody great strap-on
The look of horror on his face was a classic
L.B

I've got this video but haven't got the url for it.
Sassy what is it called so that I can google it? I so want to see it show it to someone lol
Seem to remember it was on the funniest sketch show on TV - "Swinging" - tonight at 10:00 on Five :-D
Quote by lilacgem
Reminds me of a funny sketch on TV a few months ago (can't for the life
of me think what the programme was called)
The guy keeps asking his missus for anal,day after day,week after week
Eventually she says to him one night (think it was his birthday) got a special treat for you tonight showing you the guy lay on the bed full of anticipation
Eventually she walks in with a bloody great strap-on
The look of horror on his face was a classic
L.B

I've got this video but haven't got the url for it.
Sassy what is it called so that I can google it? I so want to see it show it to someone lol
I've tried googling it but can't find it anywhere. Pm me with your email addy and I'll send it to you :thumbup:
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i have an o level in geography, wasnt good enough to go for my a levels

one day i will show u the way...my apprentice..but u r not ready yet for the voyage of discovery..be patient!!!!!!
RWL
I've heard there is a little more controversy every year regarding 'a' levels at the time of the results...
more and more (especially young people!!!) are passing with flying colours!
and apparently, the whole kudos regarding having attained 'A' Level seems to be deminsishing as a result.....
shall I go now?
LP
:twisted: LP :rascal:
I'd happily tell you to leave in the direction of a room where I could give you exams all day and night!
ok, what other abreviations and codes do we have and what do they mean?
Obviously GSOH os good sense of humour
WLTM is would like to meet...
But what about other ones that could have cross over meanings? Like CBT....
Cognitive Behaviour Therapy? Computer Based Training or Cock and Ball Torture???
Could get a right nasty shock if you got that wrong! lol
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ok, what other abreviations and codes do we have and what do they mean?
Obviously GSOH os good sense of humour
WLTM is would like to meet...
But what about other ones that could have cross over meanings? Like CBT....
Cognitive Behaviour Therapy? Computer Based Training or Cock and Ball Torture???
Could get a right nasty shock if you got that wrong! lol

I've taken a CBT and it meant Compulsory BasicTraining for my bike biggrin
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:twisted: LP :rascal:
I'd happily tell you to leave in the direction of a room where I could give you exams all day and night!

Hopefully a full and well planned curriculum...
starting with small and easilly managed portions
Reverse domonstration?... (to get full understanding of the subject, obviously!!) redface
LP
:happy:
Seren, did you pass your CBT training!??? ;) It's kinda close to cock and ball torture...
well, ......both involve helmets anyway! lol bolt
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:happy:
Seren, did you pass your CBT training!??? ;) It's kinda close to cock and ball torture...
well, ......both involve helmets anyway! lol bolt

:thumbup: got myself a nifty little scoot for the time being too :bounce:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
bolt
I first heard 'Alevels' when I was 17 & messing around in a car with 2 older guys. They were talking and I stupidly said 'I'm doing my Alevels at the moment'. They laughed so much! redface
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A scooter???
:gagged:

:giggle:
bolt

Fuck off you ! smackbottom I would expect that from Meaty but YOU ! :smackbottom: poke