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.... right now?
chatting in forum chatters.
food seemed to raise its ugly head.
all I have is:
some frozen crumpets.
an empty pizza box.
streaky bacon.
and a space to place some Maltesers 22:37 05-01-09
lp
lyns
Sex God
two choc santas, a box of after eights, some minature heros, butter, eggs and milk...
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
Chocolate Willies rolleyes

well...paired with my maltesers, there could be quite a match there... sculpture
unless your willies have testes?
lp
noladreams
Sex God
Ooooh loads.
Cheese - various.
Pate - just Brussels.
Pancetta
Bacon
Vegetables - assorted
Yoghurts
Milk
That lime juice stuff - like Jiff Lemon but green and Nigella sanctioned!
Mayo
Thorntons Chocolates
Cheat's Garlic Cloves
erm... that's all I can remember!
Calista
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
Chocolate Willies rolleyes

well...paired with my maltesers, there could be quite a match there... sculpture
unless your willies have testes?
lp
They certainly do .... but I'd be willing to suck them off and use your maltesers ;)
:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by lyns
two choc santas, a box of after eights, some minature heros, butter, eggs and milk...

? tom thumb supermen?
lp
Mmmaybe
Sexpert
How can you have chocolate *just lying around*??? Either you have chocolate in your possession, or you don't have chocolate any more, surely? You can't keep it in limbo...
Unknown User
cheese about 5 different types
home made sweet chilli jam and chutney
philladelphia
butter
salad
tomatoes
baking potatoes
baby boil potatoes
red onions
white onions
carrotts
celery
baby tomatoes
fresh ginger
fresh corriander
garlic
peanut butter
jam
mayonnaise
muller rice
greek yoghurt
creme fraiche
cottage cheese with pineapple
harrissa paste
milk
strawberry krusha
jar olives
fresh orange juice
think thats if from memory
oh 1 can of john smiths for when my visitor calls next :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
...something....
:giggle:

:shock: redface biggrin
lp
Unknown User
i forgot lemon thyme
and lemongrass
and mushrooms
Calista
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
i forgot lemon thyme

Is that like Chico Time?
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
i forgot lemon thyme

Is that like Chico Time?
bolt
ooh you just reminded me i used to have a Cartman that shouted obsenities in the fridge lol
Mmmaybe
Sexpert
Quote by earthchild
cheese about 5 different types
home made sweet chilli jam and chutney
philladelphia
butter
salad
tomatoes
baking potatoes
baby boil potatoes
red onions
white onions
carrotts
celery
baby tomatoes
fresh ginger
fresh corriander
garlic
peanut butter
jam
mayonnaise
muller rice
greek yoghurt
creme fraiche
cottage cheese with pineapple
harrissa paste
milk
strawberry krusha
jar olives
fresh orange juice
think thats if from memory
oh 1 can of john smiths for when my visitor calls next :twisted:

I wanna go live with earthchild!!!
Calista
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
i forgot lemon thyme

Is that like Chico Time?
bolt
ooh you just reminded me i used to have a Cartman that shouted obsenities in the fridge lol
dunno That's just plain daft.. who'd hear him in the fridge? Did he look embarrassed when you opened the door and catch him?
Jiggle
Orgasminator
1 x bottle of rose wine
2 x bottles of white wine
sum cans of fosters
a tub of clover
half a kinder egg
2 pnt milk
a half bottle of very flat coke
salad cream
a couple of pork pies
and thats me lot.
Unknown User
how can you return 'half' a kinder egg to the fridge?
lp
Unknown User
Quote by flower411
EEEWWWWW!!
I shut the door quick !!
I swear some of it was moving !! :shock:
you have that too?
I'll be okay though as the slugs clear up anything that escapes
lp
Lost
Sex God
Milk
Celery
Lettuce
Cucumber
Tomatoes
Stilton
Camembert
Ham
Bacon
Double cream (low calorie)
Strongbow with its mate another can of Strongbow
Butter
A Lemon
Ruth Madoc
Unknown User
Milk, 2 eggs & 12 cans of cola!!!
Can you tell I am a great cook? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by Lost

Ruth Madoc

does your fridge " bong bong bong " at braekfast time with announcements of knobbly knees competitions?
lp
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__

Ruth Madoc

does your fridge " bong bong bong " at braekfast time with announcements of knobbly knees competitions?
lp
rotflmao There are times that I think I do actually love you! :rotflmao:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
It would involve getting off my arse and going to look.
So I'm gonna say more than LP and less than Earthy! :mrgreen:
Unknown User
if only you knew.... :cry:
lp
westerross
Sex God
I always leave the Camembert out of the fridge so it gets all gooey.
Tell Earthy and Nola I'll be around fer dinner tomorrow and the day after.
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celestria
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
celery

Quote by Lost

Celery

:scared: But I don't like it in the fridge... it's cold and dark in there lol
Unknown User
Quote by celestria

celery

Quote by Lost

Celery

:scared: But I don't like it in the fridge... it's cold and dark in there lol
takes celery to bed with her instead :twisted:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by celestria

celery

Quote by Lost

Celery

:scared: But I don't like it in the fridge... it's cold and dark in there lol
Oooooooooooh hello! passionkiss
celestria
Sex God
Quote by earthchild

celery

Quote by Lost

Celery

:scared: But I don't like it in the fridge... it's cold and dark in there lol
takes celery to bed with her instead :twisted:
Hope you're not going to leave footprints on the ceiling this time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by celestria

celery

Quote by Lost

Celery

:scared: But I don't like it in the fridge... it's cold and dark in there lol
takes celery to bed with her instead :twisted:
Hope you're not going to leave footprints on the ceiling this time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
redface
oh i forgot
red jalapenos
green jalapenos
jar tamarind paste
pickled ginger
fresh coffee
mustard