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Whats Long and hard with a big round end?

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The M25?????
A Cucumber?????
Your TV remote?????
Your iron?????
Your ironing board????? ( can u tell my jobs for today?)
Your sofa?????
Your car????? (shake that ass)
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Vix
Sex God
A wizard's staff.
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
A submarine?
No, that's long, hard and full of seamen...
Vix
Sex God
Quote by flapjackboy
A submarine?
No, that's long, hard and full of seamen...

Which is why a submarine is dramatically unlike a penis.
blasian_cpl
Warming the Bed
A match stick?
A torch?
A frozen high jumper?