What's the Problem???

18 Jun 2004

The following "problem" was published in The Sun today..... what a problem to have, I wish my life was so problem-filled! Maybe there's something I'm missing? Here's what the poor guy wrote:
"My fiancee wants me to make love to her without giving her an orgasm, but I find this impossible :shock: .
I'm 34 and my fiancee is 31 and we both have very high sex drives.
She's adventurous when it comes to sex. We make love everywhere and anywhere, indoors or outside.
I never fail to satisfy her so our problem is unusual - she's exhausted after she's had an orgasm.
We like to make love twice a day so she always feels shattered. Now, she doesn't want to climax every time we make love.
What can I do?"
:shock:

18 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
The following "problem" was published in The Sun today..... what a problem to have, I wish my life was so problem-filled! Maybe there's something I'm missing? Here's what the poor guy wrote:
"My fiancee wants me to make love to her without giving her an orgasm, but I find this impossible :shock: .
I'm 34 and my fiancee is 31 and we both have very high sex drives.
She's adventurous when it comes to sex. We make love everywhere and anywhere, indoors or outside.
I never fail to satisfy her so our problem is unusual - she's exhausted after she's had an orgasm.
We like to make love twice a day so she always feels shattered. Now, she doesn't want to climax every time we make love.
What can I do?"
:shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
How do you answer that??? :shock:

18 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
My fiancee wants me to make love to her without giving her an orgasm, but I find this impossible

Does he mean he's giving her his orgasms twice a day dunno

and the poor girl is using the 'shattered' excuse cos she doesn't want to offend him, but doesn't want his 'orgasms' all over her twice a day :shock:

18 Jun 2004

Really , who writes this :bs:
dont tell me , it's an initiation for new Sub Editors , they have to make up the wankiest story they can and if it is believable they have to buy the beer after work .

18 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
The following "problem" was published in The Sun today..... what a problem to have, I wish my life was so problem-filled! Maybe there's something I'm missing? Here's what the poor guy wrote:
" We make love everywhere and anywhere, indoors or outside.
What can I do?"
:shock:

Try staying in one place especially if your crossing counties etc confused

18 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
The following "problem" was published in The Sun today..... what a problem to have, I wish my life was so problem-filled! Maybe there's something I'm missing? Here's what the poor guy wrote:
"My fiancee wants me to make love to her without giving her an orgasm, but I find this impossible :shock: .
I'm 34 and my fiancee is 31 and we both have very high sex drives.
She's adventurous when it comes to sex. We make love everywhere and anywhere, indoors or outside.
I never fail to satisfy her so our problem is unusual - she's exhausted after she's had an orgasm.
We like to make love twice a day so she always feels shattered. Now, she doesn't want to climax every time we make love.
What can I do?"
:shock:

Simple! She's faking it and he doesn't realise that women (ok I might be speaking for myself here) don't need to cum to enjoy sex. Ok, its really great when you find your man and your carnal gymnastics are the stuffing of all your fantasys, but on average, with women, sex is a much broader picture.
Silky xxxx

18 Jun 2004

I think the truth may boil down to a small guy, probably about 4'3", who has only the remnants of his former bouffant, small yellowing peg like teeth, has some odour issues, an habitual tank top wearing issue, lives alone, and NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE!
Only a hunch though wink

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18 Jun 2004

Quote by Herts Man
I think the truth may boil down to a small guy, probably about 4'3", who has only the remnants of his former bouffant, small yellowing peg like teeth, has some odour issues, an habitual tank top wearing issue, lives alone, and NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE!
Only a hunch though -

Crikey you got it in a 1er!! LOL

18 Jun 2004

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