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whats the strangest place (excluding Wales) you've had sex?
Orgasminator
Well, not sure that you would class this as strange but it was certainly exciting.
We were on our way back from a pub one evening and decided to stop in a layby for a little fiddle :twisted:
It ended up with us leant up the side of the car going for it with traffic passing!!!!!!!!!!!
We were on our way back from a pub one evening and decided to stop in a layby for a little fiddle :twisted:
It ended up with us leant up the side of the car going for it with traffic passing!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
Picture the scene:
A warm summer's evening in Cyprus.
The sea was like glass.
There was a full moon.
We had decided to try sex in the sea.
Foreplay had finished & full penetration was ensuing .......
& the bitch shouts "SHARK" !!!!!!!
I shit meself, go running out of the sea, grab my clothes & proceed to start running down the beach at full sprint, realising she wasn't with me I turn around only to see her pissing herself laughing.
I will have sex in the sea "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER" came spurting out of my mouth when she asked me to rejoin her.
The WHOOSH Man
A warm summer's evening in Cyprus.
The sea was like glass.
There was a full moon.
We had decided to try sex in the sea.
Foreplay had finished & full penetration was ensuing .......
& the bitch shouts "SHARK" !!!!!!!
I shit meself, go running out of the sea, grab my clothes & proceed to start running down the beach at full sprint, realising she wasn't with me I turn around only to see her pissing herself laughing.
I will have sex in the sea "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER" came spurting out of my mouth when she asked me to rejoin her.
The WHOOSH Man
Quote by CG26M
The gents toilet at someones local! the strange part was when a gent occupied the next cubicle and started to make his own waves! lol
Not the pleasant part of the experience lol!
I told you the Ladies' would be better - no sound effects and it smells nicer. Oh yeah - and no pervy blokes taking it in turns to listen in, then point us out to the rest of the pub!
Sex God
In a very small Wendy house
Sex God
We had decided to try sex in the sea.
Foreplay had finished & full penetration was ensuing .......
& the bitch shouts "SHARK" !!!!!!!
Well, it could have been worse - could have been a whale. Oh no, we're excluding whales aren't we.
Mine: On a freezing riverbank in the middle of the night in southern Germany, in February.
Mike.
Orgasminator
Quote by Marya
And yes Yorkshire does count :shock:
I lost my virginity in Yorkshire - what does this mean????
You are a 'Born Again VIRGIN' hallehlujah ... praise the Lord
The WHOOSH Man
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Picture the scene:
A warm summer's evening in Cyprus.
The sea was like glass.
There was a full moon.
We had decided to try sex in the sea.
Foreplay had finished & full penetration was ensuing .......
& the bitch shouts "SHARK" !!!!!!!
I shit meself, go running out of the sea, grab my clothes & proceed to start running down the beach at full sprint, realising she wasn't with me I turn around only to see her pissing herself laughing.
I will have sex in the sea "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER" came spurting out of my mouth when she asked me to rejoin her.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I was once snuck into RAF St Athan. (sorry, I know it's in Wales) I am not now, nor ever have been, in the RAF or any other of her Majesty's Forces. It was surprisingly easy to get thru security, I imagine it would be a little more tricky now, tho.
Anyroad, was a nice shag and worth the adventure, too.
Um, think it was 1988 or 9.
Anyroad, was a nice shag and worth the adventure, too.
Um, think it was 1988 or 9.
Orgasminator
This occurred at Aberdeen Airport recently.
A lap dancer managed to climb over a fence (10ft) whilst pissed & only wearing her underwear.
She was found asleep in the cockpit of one of the jets.
They don't know who was embarrassed more the lapdancer or the security firm.
She was taken to court over it ... she got a slapped wrist & the security firm was fined substantially for negligance.
The WHOOSH Man
A lap dancer managed to climb over a fence (10ft) whilst pissed & only wearing her underwear.
She was found asleep in the cockpit of one of the jets.
They don't know who was embarrassed more the lapdancer or the security firm.
She was taken to court over it ... she got a slapped wrist & the security firm was fined substantially for negligance.
The WHOOSH Man
Quote by CG26M
me too marya! wow funny that as we have both lived in yorkshire most of our younger lives! What does it mean tho dali lama?
ah. a seeker of enlightenment.
basically it shows that the path to true light awaits you, and that you should seek the path, carrying out all directions as may be given to you by any passing Lancastrian once over the border, (Slaithwaite being the desireable crossing point into Nirvana)
Avoid at all costs sheep speaking in tongues. they are heretics. do not trust the buggars!!
Sex God
'Twas at a drive-in movie theatre in Florida in 1981. Quite challenging, too, as we were attempting a threesome in the front seat of a tiny Honda Civic with a gear shift lever sticking up between the seats! But, being 17 at the time, I was more than willing to put up with a little discomfort... 
Quote by Reese
'Twas at a drive-in movie theatre in Florida in 1981. Quite challenging, too, as we were attempting a threesome in the front seat of a tiny Honda Civic with a gear shift lever sticking up between the seats! But, being 17 at the time, I was more than willing to put up with a little discomfort...
did you invent the 'handbrake turn' ?
Sex God
LOL, no, but the F in our little menage et trois did get dangerously close to being penetrated by the stick-shift knob! :P
Sex God
carrying out all directions as may be given to you by any passing Lancastrian once over the border, (Slaithwaite being the desireable crossing point into Nirvana)
I think you'll find it's nearer Marsden.....
Mike.
Years ago i used to go out with a dental nurse and ended up have sex in the chair after hours, and the squrty air thing did wonders for her to!!
Oh and then there was a time before that i'd driven a girl home and one thing lead to another and i was lets just say between her legs enjoying the moment when the girls father knocked on the window!
Hmmm i hear you say what did he do well like anyone i pretended to look in the glove box for something!
Redshiftnights!!
Oh and then there was a time before that i'd driven a girl home and one thing lead to another and i was lets just say between her legs enjoying the moment when the girls father knocked on the window!
Hmmm i hear you say what did he do well like anyone i pretended to look in the glove box for something!
Redshiftnights!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
Well, not sure that you would class this as strange but it was certainly exciting.
We were on our way back from a pub one evening and decided to stop in a layby for a little fiddle :twisted:
It ended up with us leant up the side of the car going for it with traffic passing!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Babe. I know I'm gonna get a slap for this but hey ho.
She's always been a witch. Every time she touched my knee after that, I'd turn into a layby.
And we never did get round to Christening your car, did we?
Erm ..... don't think anywhere is particularly strange .....
In the Country Park (more than a few times), a wood, on the bonnet of the car in a truckers layby, in the cinema car park (until Mr Plod knocked on the window), in the garden in the rain, in a nightclub
Worst case of being caught in the act .......
3rd place ..... in the park hubby with hands in certain place a couple walked by
2nd place .... aforementioned Mr Plod
1st place ...... when I was just 16, riding then boyfriend's cock, completely naked and my extremely strict father walked in on meops:
In the Country Park (more than a few times), a wood, on the bonnet of the car in a truckers layby, in the cinema car park (until Mr Plod knocked on the window), in the garden in the rain, in a nightclub
Worst case of being caught in the act .......
3rd place ..... in the park hubby with hands in certain place a couple walked by
2nd place .... aforementioned Mr Plod
1st place ...... when I was just 16, riding then boyfriend's cock, completely naked and my extremely strict father walked in on me
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