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What''s The Worst Thing a Woman Can Say in Bed

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Quote by splendid_
Now where did I put that 10" strap-on? dunno

how is that the worst thing. ???? :twisted:
When it's swiftly followed with "damn, we're out of lube" wink
Quote by winchwench
Now where did I put that 10" strap-on? dunno

how is that the worst thing. ???? :twisted:
When it's swiftly followed with "damn, we're out of lube" wink
:shock: true.
ten inches is rather large
lp
The worst thing...
"Oh look!... it's like a willie, but smaller..."
Overheard at a certain resort in Jamaica from a woman looking at a chap who had tons of muscles, but at the expense of a diminished trouser department (steroids??)
me mams coming tomorrow for a few days lol
Quote by shark
The worst thing...
"Oh look!... it's like a willie, but smaller..."
Overheard at a certain resort in Jamaica from a woman looking at a chap who had tons of muscles, but at the expense of a diminished trouser department (steroids??)

I have heard that as well, that willies get smaller
Quote by Sarah
The worst thing...
"Oh look!... it's like a willie, but smaller..."
Overheard at a certain resort in Jamaica from a woman looking at a chap who had tons of muscles, but at the expense of a diminished trouser department (steroids??)

I have heard that as well, that willies get smaller
I don't think the chap heard the remark - he was sunburnt so a level of embarassment was hard to determine! but he wasn't seen on the nude beach again.
Mrs DD was hoping for the chance of a full inspection as she missed being able to look at him first time around as she ended up wearing most of my rum when the lady spoke her carefully chosen words... :gagged:
Quote by splendid_
Now where did I put that 10" strap-on? dunno

how is that the worst thing. ???? :twisted:
your not seeing this from my point of view...... :shock:
your so like markz only bigger lol
Quote by goodporking
your so like markz only bigger lol

pigface............... :mrgreen:
markz was so much better than you rolleyes
Quote by markz
your so like markz only bigger lol

pigface............... :mrgreen:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My worse fault was, getting the giggles, it just happened outta the blue redface then I couldn't stop. surprisedops:
I get the giggles as well..
lol
My diddums Rottweiler likes to sleep on the bed too. Just don't show him you're afraid; or make sudden movements; or touch him; or......
You're not as good as MarkZ. rolleyes