i remember a while back being in the couples room in a club and there was some people next to us playing and there was a woman on her back with a guy down between her legs, who wasnt her hubby i may add i know cause i know her, and this guys going hell bent for leather with his tongue and suddely she sat up and said ..oh god i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow :shock:
Did you record X-Factor, come dancing, celeb get me out of here etc... and if not hurry up the ads are nearly over!
To many... Funny though.
Mike x
The ceiling need painting! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"My - you've got a small organ!"
To which the riposte is....
"I've never played in a cathedral before!"
Boom! Boom!
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Christ! Get your clothes quick. That's my husband home early from karate practice.
Blue once had a gal say to him (and this was a one night stand)after doing the "dirty deed"....
"oh I feel so safe with you" :shock:
He'd only been there an hour and a half....needless to say he got out of there sharpish...and made sure that the pet rabbit was never left outside again!!
pass me that baseball bat :shock:
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:) :) 
made me laugh out load when i read it...
