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LoL Horous........me and Dawnie are just joking with each other.......
She knows I love her really..... kiss
So the votes are majority :-30's & 40's
sad Well that was the worst bloody cat fight ever! :(
*Kat wanders off wondering if these young'uns will ever master the art of sophisticated adult erotic entertainment, and how much a paddling pool full of mud will fetch on e-bay*
lhk
Kat
Quote by DreamerHelen
LoL Horous........me and Dawnie are just joking with each other.......
She knows I love her really..... kiss

*Shush Helen we could make a killing here!
I really don't like you at all, now someone get the paddling pool and fill it with jelly so I can take Helen on mad
:giggle:
Horous you can kiss the winner :kiss:
Sorry Kitkat but I am not getting mud in my hair redface
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Horous you can kiss the winner kiss
Sorry Kitkat but I am not getting mud in my hair redface

I'm up for that, and what flavour Jelly, I could lick it all off.
John
xxx
Quote by Horous
I'm up for that, and what flavour Jelly, I could lick it all off.
John
xxx

Pineapple would be my favourite but you can decide biggrin
Dawn :giggle:
Quote by the lovely, gorgeous, Dawn
Sorry Kitkat but I am not getting mud in my hair
*Kat wanders off to see if he can buy his paddling pool full of mud back, and one of those nice swimming hats with the big flowers :lickface:*
lhk
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm up for that, and what flavour Jelly, I could lick it all off.
John
xxx

Pineapple would be my favourite but you can decide biggrin
Dawn :giggle:
I'm OK with Pineapple, what about you Helen, do you have a preference?
John
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45 lol
Oh Dawn !!!! Helen !!!! can I play in the paddling pool!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by MrsFC
Oh Dawn !!!! Helen !!!! can I play in the paddling pool!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

With an arse like yours........hell yes :giggle:
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL
Quote by DreamerHelen
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

No Chocolate Jelly as far as I know, but then they do make a great Chocolate Sauce, would that do?
John
smile
Quote by DreamerHelen
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

Me and MrsFC, MrFC would be helpful. Horous, Kat......HELP :shock:
Quote by Horous
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

No Chocolate Jelly as far as I know, but then they do make a great Chocolate Sauce, would that do?
John
smile
Mmmmm yes please........I actually have some chocolate sauce in my Wardrobe for the last time a special friend came to stay :twisted:
Don't know that there is enough in it to fill a paddling pool though.....LoL
Quote by DreamerHelen
Mmmmm yes please........I actually have some chocolate sauce in my Wardrobe for the last time a special friend came to stay :twisted:
Don't know that there is enough in it to fill a paddling pool though.....LoL

It's a start, we can find more later.
John
lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

Me and MrsFC, MrFC would be helpful. Horous, Kat......HELP :shock:
No one can help you now!!!!
*Cue Evil Laugh*
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

Me and MrsFC, MrFC would be helpful. Horous, Kat......HELP :shock: Are you sure you want my help Dawn? :angel:
*Kat wanders off wondering now he has buggered up the kettle getting enough hot water to get the jelly dissolved in the paddling pool, how does he get the paddling pool in the fridge so it can set? confused Bloody women, come up with all these ideas and it is us poor blokes who have to sort out the practical stuff. mad*
Quote by KitKat
Can I have a half and half please....I'd like one half Strawberry and the other half Chocolate (can you get chocolate jelly?????)
Come on then Dawn....you and who's army!!!!! LoL

Me and MrsFC, MrFC would be helpful. Horous, Kat......HELP :shock: Are you sure you want my help Dawn? :angel:
*Kat wanders off wondering now he has buggered up the kettle getting enough hot water to get the jelly dissolved in the paddling pool, how does he get the paddling pool in the fridge so it can set? confused Bloody women, come up with all these ideas and it is us poor blokes who have to sort out the practical stuff. mad*
Oh FFS, you can't trust a man in the kitchen. I'll make me own bloody jelly :x
*even more evil laugh than Helens :rascal:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh FFS, you can't trust a man in the kitchen. I'll make me own bloody jelly mad
*even more evil laugh than Helens :rascal:

Just don't forget to put in little Strawberry Chunks please redface
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh FFS, you can't trust a man in the kitchen. I'll make me own bloody jelly mad
*even more evil laugh than Helens :rascal:

I'll do the tasting then.
John
lol
:shock: Then the rumours about your cooking are not true then Dawn? :shock:

*Kat wanders off wondering with images of Helen, Dawn, Mrs FC et al leaping in the jelly filled paddling pool.... and bouncing straight out again.*
lhk
Kat
Quote by Horous

Oh FFS, you can't trust a man in the kitchen. I'll make me own bloody jelly mad
*even more evil laugh than Helens :rascal:

I'll do the tasting then.
John
lol
You're going to taste me? Oh well, I guess I'd better jump in the shower then....LoL
I'm off to bed, don't have too much fun without me!!!
Quote by DreamerHelen
Just don't forget to put in little Strawberry Chunks please redface

You nutter rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks Helen, a much needed smile here kiss
Quote by KitKat
:shock: Then the rumours about your cooking are not true then Dawn? :shock:
lhk
Kat

It was a lie I tell you, all lies and ruomours whatever you heard, it was not me :shock:
Dawn bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Just don't forget to put in little Strawberry Chunks please redface

You nutter rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks Helen, a much needed smile here kiss
your welcome hun.....me too, helped me get through a tough night...... :kiss:
Quote by DreamerHelen

Mmmmm yes please........I actually have some chocolate sauce in my Wardrobe for the last time a special friend came to stay :twisted:
Don't know that there is enough in it to fill a paddling pool though.....LoL

Was that a bit cosy playing in the wardrobe? Didn't it make a mess all over the MDF (or whatever)? smile
Re the survey: Am thinking I should have picked the first category as I'm only into the 29-40 one by about 3 weeks. But I was honest. Feeling a bit hard done by with that. Yes, I know I didn't have to vote. I've had my age guessed at anywhere between 21 and about-right..
Sleep tight Helen, mind that sauce in the Wardrobe.
John
xx
Dam i missed all the fun mad smile
Im 37 and freds is 38
Carol
Quote by Scandal
what have you got?

My last council tax bill! :shock:
Christ you're old lol
As for me, I'm the right side of 40, not saying which side that is but it's definitely the right side :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock:
you only a bit younger than me............say it slowly scanny 40 ..40 ...40
im 40 and lovein it.................................... :twisted: