A few years ago I got chatted up in a nightclub, by someone who was obviously a pensioner, and he asked me "where have you been all my life? " I had a think, then said "not born for half of it...!!"
Nothing against pensioners at all - his chat up line was just way way too cheesy!!
:shock:
So what is your favorite put down line? Because of some hassle I get in the chatrooms, would appreciate any good ones that I can use!!
Hope you all have a good day xxx
Mskitty
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What''''s your favorite put down??
Quote by Misskitty_2008
A few years ago I got chatted up in a nightclub, by someone who was obviously a pensioner, and he asked me "where have you been all my life? " I had a think, then said "not born for half of it...!!"
Nothing against pensioners at all - his chat up line was just way way too cheesy!!
:shock:
So what is your favorite put down line? Because of some hassle I get in the chatrooms, would appreciate any good ones that I can use!!
Hope you all have a good day xxx
Mskitty
:hunk:
When someones taking the mick just say, I may be so and so but.... I am glad I am not you, as I would hate to look at that face in the mirror every morning. Makes me chuckle.
Sex God
I think a good put down for me at the age of 14/15 and a good lesson in keeping shtum was in a delicatessen i was working at. Someone was getting boll*cked for putting some mild cheese on top of a smelly blue-veined one thus ruining the mild one. As we both were just Saturday workers and youngsters we used to laugh at each others misdemeanors etc.
The bosses words in front of a crowded shop i still remember were "think thats funny do ya? your sacked"
The bosses words in front of a crowded shop i still remember were "think thats funny do ya? your sacked"
Quote by Phuckers
so is it true what they say about blackmen...i fucking hate that line
You're not alone in that... I know quite a few men who feel exactly the same... and I am forever getting asked about my other half.... drives me bananas!!!!! (one time I was helping at an over 60's club and a man asked me if it was true... I just smiled and walked off before I thought about decking him!!)
Sex God
I do like use 'I heard you were a bit of a witt but i see you're only half way there' on occasion 
Sex God
"Fancy a F*ck?"
"Yeah....F*ck off!"
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I wish my purse was as big as your gob!
"Yeah....F*ck off!"
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I wish my purse was as big as your gob!
Sex God
i was a man not so long ago :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
In reply to some gobby shite...
...sounds like shotgun talk from a water pistol
I like that 