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What''''s your favorite put down??

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A few years ago I got chatted up in a nightclub, by someone who was obviously a pensioner, and he asked me "where have you been all my life? " I had a think, then said "not born for half of it...!!"
Nothing against pensioners at all - his chat up line was just way way too cheesy!!
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So what is your favorite put down line? Because of some hassle I get in the chatrooms, would appreciate any good ones that I can use!!
Hope you all have a good day xxx
Mskitty
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I like this one, that my dad gave me from when he was in the army -
(After listening to a load of B.S) -
"Have you finished? Well wipe your a*** and pull the chain"
lol
Quote by Misskitty_2008
A few years ago I got chatted up in a nightclub, by someone who was obviously a pensioner, and he asked me "where have you been all my life? " I had a think, then said "not born for half of it...!!"
Nothing against pensioners at all - his chat up line was just way way too cheesy!!
:shock:
So what is your favorite put down line? Because of some hassle I get in the chatrooms, would appreciate any good ones that I can use!!
Hope you all have a good day xxx
Mskitty
:hunk:

When someones taking the mick just say, I may be so and so but.... I am glad I am not you, as I would hate to look at that face in the mirror every morning. Makes me chuckle. lol
I think a good put down for me at the age of 14/15 and a good lesson in keeping shtum was in a delicatessen i was working at. Someone was getting boll*cked for putting some mild cheese on top of a smelly blue-veined one thus ruining the mild one. As we both were just Saturday workers and youngsters we used to laugh at each others misdemeanors etc.
The bosses words in front of a crowded shop i still remember were "think thats funny do ya? your sacked"
redface redface redface redface redface redface
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Will have to remember them if I go back in the chatrooms!!!
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I had a guy in a nightclub say to me "I have an 10inch cock, wanna f*ck", I replied, if its that big, go f*uk yourself*
You got more chance of knitting fog
so is it true what they say about blackmen...i fucking hate that line
:giggle: Some more good ones! started my day off on a good note xx
Thanks all!
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so is it true what they say about blackmen...i fucking hate that line

You're not alone in that... I know quite a few men who feel exactly the same... and I am forever getting asked about my other half.... drives me bananas!!!!! (one time I was helping at an over 60's club and a man asked me if it was true... I just smiled and walked off before I thought about decking him!!)
I do like use 'I heard you were a bit of a witt but i see you're only half way there' on occasion wink
Good one honey.. will have to remember that one for the chatrooms!!
lol
"Fancy a F*ck?"
"Yeah....F*ck off!"
&
I wish my purse was as big as your gob!
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i was a man not so long ago :twisted:

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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread but it said "thick cut".
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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread but it said "thick cut".
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so is it true what they say about blackmen...i fucking hate that line

Yeah...But is it true?
bolt bolt
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lol
you are going home alone
In reply to some gobby shite...
...sounds like shotgun talk from a water pistol
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In reply to some gobby shite...
...sounds like shotgun talk from a water pistol

lol I like that lol
Quote by helnheaven
In reply to some gobby shite...
...sounds like shotgun talk from a water pistol

lol I like that lol
I'm sure you do... now what else have you been taught? :giggle: