I mean is there something you consider yourself expert on....or at least knowledgeable enough to pass on advice to others knowing its correct?
weather its fashion, how to administer first aid using a few soldier ants heads and a bit of moss, or how to knit the perfect shreddie, what are you GOOD at?
dont hide your light under a bushel....tell us what you do well!
you never know....someone may need some advice and you could be the one to give it!
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Whats your forte?
Sex God
Things I don't do well, I don't do. :thumbup:
I wouldn't consider myself an expert in anything but if a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
I wouldn't consider myself an expert in anything but if a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Sex God
I have a wealth of information which for % of the time is totally useless. Occasionally a subject pops up and I can produce a snippet of info.
Pretty useless to be honest. LOL
I can follow recipes and produce good food - but that's only the ability to read instructions and a bit of practice.
Oh, just occured to me - I'm bloody good at research. Again, not very useful.
Pretty useless to be honest. LOL
I can follow recipes and produce good food - but that's only the ability to read instructions and a bit of practice.
Oh, just occured to me - I'm bloody good at research. Again, not very useful.
Sex God
I'm rather good at....
Compression of HD video for mobile phones
*sits back and waits for the flood of requests for help*
Compression of HD video for mobile phones
*sits back and waits for the flood of requests for help*
Sex God
I do a very good massage 
Sex God
The history of the Swiss navy, it's ships, it's defeats and it's honours, from 1746 until present time.
Sex God
I can't wait for Dave_Notts to reply to this! :giggle:
Sex God
I've just been told I give a great blow job :smug:
Oh, hang on... that's not blowing my own trumpet is it?! The trumpet was defo someone else's. :giggle:
Erm... other "sensible" stuff: I've read lots of books. Oh and I'm pretty good at interviews and coaching people for interviews.
Oh, hang on... that's not blowing my own trumpet is it?! The trumpet was defo someone else's. :giggle:
Erm... other "sensible" stuff: I've read lots of books. Oh and I'm pretty good at interviews and coaching people for interviews.
Master of Sex
I'm pretty good at identifiying a trochaic metrical foot from an iambic one ...
An invaluable skill in the 21st Century! (and not a hint of irony there)
Sugar x
An invaluable skill in the 21st Century! (and not a hint of irony there)
Sugar x
Sex God
Head :twisted:
Sex God
What do you decorate them with ? :shock:
Sex God
People in my profession somehow think I am an expert. I have been told I am, therefore I am, lol.
I also know a bit about dogs.
And I could bore you stupid about history. I wouldn't say I was an expert, more an opinionated arse!
I also know a bit about dogs.
And I could bore you stupid about history. I wouldn't say I was an expert, more an opinionated arse!
Quote by Silk and Big G
What do you decorate them with ? :shock:
They get a pin badge stuck onto their cock for just being there - would you like one? :rascal:
Quote by bluexxx
People in my profession somehow think I am an expert. I have been told I am, therefore I am, lol.
Well it does take years of dedication and visits to Chelsea to become that good a florist bluexxx .. well done
PS: Do you have puppies yet?
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
PS: Do you have puppies yet?
Not at the moment, little puppy buns in the oven though :lol:
Sex God
Id prefer a sticker :shock:
Orgasminator
I'm ya man for mechanical research topics!
I'm alsoo a bit useful on techy geekyness - go figure!
*Him*
I'm alsoo a bit useful on techy geekyness - go figure!
*Him*
Sex God
I get ask what to do if they have had bad experiences on the train ntework.....
oh... and if i can get them cheap/free tickets....... tightarses!!!! :lol:
oh... and if i can get them cheap/free tickets....... tightarses!!!!
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Id prefer a sticker :shock:
lightweight.
Sex God
Most people seem to think I can cook, No idea what makes them think that but hey ho
I can lay laminate flooring and do loads of DIY although I am no expert
I can decorate
I can play twinkle twinkle little star on guitar and I am proud to admit it :lol2: (cant play much else yet though
)
Oh now I can spend money expertly :smug: that's real easy to do :giggle:
I can lay laminate flooring and do loads of DIY although I am no expert
I can decorate
I can play twinkle twinkle little star on guitar and I am proud to admit it :lol2: (cant play much else yet though
)Oh now I can spend money expertly :smug: that's real easy to do :giggle:
Being quick witted- I've had many people tell me over the years that they thought I should do stand up.
I can hold a tune, apparently. (Note, a tune- not Tune . He eats M****** )
Realising when people need help, and knowing what to say.
Teaching beginners things. I'm very patient, and good at tailoring teaching methods to the individual. After beginners stage, I'm fooked, as I'm sooo fickle I never get much past second base myself.
And I'm bloody good at helping people have a good time, and passing on a passion for things.
Oh, and I'm fab at self depreciation, which you'll see if Boney starts the counter thread
I can hold a tune, apparently. (Note, a tune- not Tune . He eats M******
)Realising when people need help, and knowing what to say.
Teaching beginners things. I'm very patient, and good at tailoring teaching methods to the individual. After beginners stage, I'm fooked, as I'm sooo fickle I never get much past second base myself.
And I'm bloody good at helping people have a good time, and passing on a passion for things.
Oh, and I'm fab at self depreciation, which you'll see if Boney starts the counter thread
Sex God
Your all so exciting. My forte comes borngly after 39
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I am an expert in:
1) DIY
2) Dog sitting
3) Going on holiday
:shock:
Dave_Notts
Did your nose grow as you wrote that Dave?!
How're the windows? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I am an expert in:
1) DIY
2) Dog sitting
3) Going on holiday
:shock:
Dave_Notts
Did your nose grow as you wrote that Dave?!
How're the windows? :giggle:
Poor dog :shock: :lol2:
