Quote by Mouffe
I am a Sex Therapist.
Anyone in need of Therapy?????
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
How could anyone say no to that.
So Climb on my couch and lets get started......lol lol lol
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Quote by KitKat:shock: Is that how they judge if a condom has passed the test?
Used to do consumer testing for Durex
Full time mum at the mo.
Durex Consumer Test instructions:
1) Place the durex over the erect penis
2) Perform any penetrative sex act until male orgasm is achieved
3) Wait nine months
4) Please answer the following questions:
a) Look down, Can you see your toes? YES/NO
b) Look in the mirror, Do you have 2 large wet patches on the front of your T-Shirt? YES/NO
c) Are you experiencing intermittant pain around the abdominal region? YES/NO
4) If you answered YES to all these questions, please tick the box marked 'FAILED'
5) Return the completed test sheet in the pre-paid envelope.
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Kat
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housewife,
mum,
slut ,
cock sucker,
but mainly a support worker and reflexoligist
mum,
slut ,
cock sucker,
but mainly a support worker and reflexoligist
Sex God
oops , how could i forget ,,, professional shopper too, !!!!!!
Quote by Mouffe
I am a Sex Therapist.
Anyone in need of Therapy?????
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
How could anyone say no to that.
So Climb on my couch and lets get started......lol lol lol
Babe,
Thats not enough information for me to be able to help you.......... So tell me..........
u like using a hoover???
2,do u feel you have to use a hoover??
u like to be sucked?? (obviously only need this information in a professional capacity)
u have a friend called Dyson??
you like a friend called Dyson??
Well that's a lot of questions I have to say, but I suppose you've got a job to do.
I find using a hoover very therapeutic seeings as you ask. Housework in general helps me to relax. No: I don't have a friend called Dyson. But if someone I liked came along by that name, I would be happy to be their friend. I don't understand the sucking question: you'll have to be more specific I'm afraid. I hope that's enough info. for a diagnosis of some sort?
I find using a hoover very therapeutic seeings as you ask. Housework in general helps me to relax. No: I don't have a friend called Dyson. But if someone I liked came along by that name, I would be happy to be their friend. I don't understand the sucking question: you'll have to be more specific I'm afraid. I hope that's enough info. for a diagnosis of some sort?
Quote by Mouffe
Well that's a lot of questions I have to say, but I suppose you've got a job to do.
I find using a hoover very therapeutic seeings as you ask. Housework in general helps me to relax. No: I don't have a friend called Dyson. But if someone I liked came along by that name, I would be happy to be their friend. I don't understand the sucking question: you'll have to be more specific I'm afraid. I hope that's enough info. for a diagnosis of some sort?
Ok, my diagnosis is:
YOU NEED MORE SEX...............................lol........
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hi there i know people dont want to give to much away on this site,but there must be people from all walks of life here!!!!! so whats your job then? me i am a foreman in the fabrication industry and have been for several years
Does that mean making things up?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ya fiber. lol Quote by zepsix
hi there i know people dont want to give to much away on this site,but there must be people from all walks of life here!!!!! so whats your job then? me i am a foreman in the fabrication industry and have been for several years
I used to have a great job i thought untill i got made redundent last week i was a full time movie Armourer now i will have to go freelance which is a harder option, or hope something else turns up very soon.
Quote by gummy
hi there i know people dont want to give to much away on this site,but there must be people from all walks of life here!!!!! so whats your job then? me i am a foreman in the fabrication industry and have been for several years
Does that mean making things up?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ya fiber. loli tell a good story :lol:
I'm a musician. Used to play classical music on the piano,violin,cello and lute. Went through a period of playing jazz guitar. These days I play Acousic Blues Guitar from the 20's and 30's. E.g. Blind Boy Fuller, Blind Blake, Big Bill Broonzy, a little bit of Robert Johnson (tend to shy away from him though 'cos everyone does him - I like to be different!) I love it!!!
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I'm a cloth ringer for a one armed window cleaner and in my spare time I'm a chicken plucker!
Thought you were a librarian?
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Tools of my trade
That is one sadistic killing implement MrJ, sir. :shock:
My job involves electronics and Countess works for a bank.
I'm a Travelling Sales Rep.
Not the evil variety, that cuts you off on the motorway, but the Knight in Shiny white Mondeo, who let's you into my lane when you should really have been paying more attention a mile previous.
I also smile humbly when you are rude to me while I 'just do my job', and never comment that I've driven 300 miles to see you, with 300 miles to return, finishing my working day some 4 hours after you have quaffed your cocoa and gone to bed, but you didn't have the human decency to offer me a cup of tea, let alone enough of your time. ;)
Did I say that?
Never mind, see you next month for more of the same. ;)
Not the evil variety, that cuts you off on the motorway, but the Knight in Shiny white Mondeo, who let's you into my lane when you should really have been paying more attention a mile previous.
I also smile humbly when you are rude to me while I 'just do my job', and never comment that I've driven 300 miles to see you, with 300 miles to return, finishing my working day some 4 hours after you have quaffed your cocoa and gone to bed, but you didn't have the human decency to offer me a cup of tea, let alone enough of your time. ;)
Did I say that?
Never mind, see you next month for more of the same. ;)
Quote by blondeslave
Ok OK........ I'll tell the truth, I am not really a sex therapist............. but I want to be..
Part of the training is listening to peoples horny stories???
Practising sex etc etc etc.............
So, all help will be gratefully received.............lol lol lol
Well didn't you say that. I'd be more than glad to help lol
Quote by HannahnAlex
Well i'm a visoion technician...also known as a window cleaner.....
could do with something inside!!!!!!!!!!!, employment wise now we hitting a cold spell.....
Best job i've ever had, not because of whay i see.....lol,
must have the most boring window rounds going....seen zilch....Honest... ;)
Alex
You could always ask Hannah to have a little role-play with you
If you need an assistant just give me a call
Sex God
ermmmm... I'm a jobless bum!!!! (or housewife.. whichever you want to call it ;) )
