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Sexlightened
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Hiya all
Have cut and pasted the below from an email sent to me today at work… after working through everyone in the office including the managers and bosses, it has had me chuckling all day since.
After reading some of the things here on the forum I thought some of you might like it….
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a= snickle b= doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy
p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky
z = zippy

Then
Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken m = dragon n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle

And finally
Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Mine is Sloopy Chuckletush… whats yours ?????
Freckles
Xxxx
Casanova
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...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:
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Mine and Mr CC's are
Sleezy and Sneezy Frickenbutt
:shock: rotflmao
Orgasminator
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my new name is Tootsie Pottysquirt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Tootsie Chickendoodle :twisted:
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Im Boobie Chuckle-Sniffer!! rolleyes lol
Warming the Bed
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Boobie Gizzardhump
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Quote by cuddly-catlin
my new name is Tootsie Pottysquirt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sorry redface smile
Sex God
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he hee
Tootsie Chicken-Butt
;)
Sexlightened
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Quote by alspals
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

ermmmm confused
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
Orgasminator
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These are good names to use in the chat room biggrin :D :D
Sex God
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Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Orgasminator
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Quote by curious_catz
my new name is Tootsie Pottysquirt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sorry redface smile
Dont be sorry i thought it was very funny too biggrin
Sex God
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All rise for Sir. Goober Dippin-Frack
lol :lol: :lol:
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Dorky Farklechunks lol , I've been called worse
Warming the Bed
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Tootsie gizzard butt
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Quote by Calista
Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I thought cuddly-catlin's was great but yours is class rotflmao
Sexlightened
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
Im Boobie Chuckle-Sniffer!! rolleyes lol

better things come to mind GHC .........
but you can sniff my boobs anytime you want hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
Freckles
xxxx
Warming the Bed
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Top idea lets all use these new names :thumbup:
Mines Sloopy Dippin Doodle
:laughabove:
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Erm >>>>>> CRUSTY POTTYTUSH ?????
Thinks I will stick to my Old name Ta lol
Hello my Darling kiss
Fred
Warming the Bed
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Dipsie farklehump !! wtf ??? never mind much prefer paul
Orgasminator
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Snickle Chickenlips
I most certainly do NOT have chicken lips!!! :shock:
Warming the Bed
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Quote by Calista
Dorky PottyBoob :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm Dorky Pottynose.
Are we related?
I think we should be told.
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I must be related to, I'm Dorfus Potty-Tush.
Sexlightened
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Erm >>>>>> CRUSTY POTTYTUSH ?????
Thinks I will stick to my Old name Ta lol
Hello my Darling kiss
Fred

Fred....... :kiss: :kiss:
What can i say......i didn't make the lists up....
honest..... :giggle:
some funny names coming up... am sure theres more to come though ..... :lol:
Freckles
xxxx
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Quote by NWfreckles
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

ermmmm confused
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
..sorry Frecks, give me a minute or two, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box..I'll get back to you, when I've conjugated! redface :lol:
Sexlightened
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Quote by alspals
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
lol :lol: :lol:

ermmmm confused
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
..sorry Frecks, give me a minute or two, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box..I'll get back to you, when I've conjugated! redface :lol:
hold on there a sec alspals....i'm sure i've got a 100 watt around here somewhere...... :lol:
Freckles
xx