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When was it, where were you, how did you do it, and more importantly, what were you thinking about to achieve that mindblowing orgasm :rascal:
blast sillyhwoar: :wanker: hump
ummmmmmmm... ummmmmmmmm ohhhh Aaaah ahhh ahh ohhhh yessss yessss yessssssss
:smoke:
Sorry - what was the question?
The other night on the couch :lol2: with fingers and toys, what did it? Aint got a flucking clue now loon probably some thought train of my current turny on thingy redface
Lol to the question, but since you asked;
When ? This morning (and videoed it on my phone and sent it to Kez while she was at work :twisted: )
Where ? In our bedroom
what were you thinking about ? Kez sucking my cock, and my how she sucks it blast
Ste
wanked- last night in bed. (with a teenager in the house there are no alternatives)
Always my magic wand and glass dildo. I am a good catholic girl rolleyes and touching myself while wanking alone isn't something I can do.
Ummm what was I thinking about ? Goodness that is tough as I have my own little variety of things that I conjure up to slow it down or speed it up. Always think about worlass.. she could be watching me with someone. She could be participating. She could be the one that I am fucking... I think about specific people that I have met and fancy... I think about physical acts that I have enjoyed. It is like my own private head orgy.
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The other night on the couch :lol2: with fingers and toys, what did it? Aint got a flucking clue now loon probably some thought train of my current turny on thingy redface

Was that the night you saw my fat ass Tan innocent
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When was it, where were you, how did you do it, and more importantly, what were you thinking about to achieve that mindblowing orgasm :rascal:
blast sillyhwoar: :wanker: hump

You first :rascal:
Last night. In bed. I couldn't sleep; an orgasm helps, I find. wink
Hmmmm... I was thinking about a future meet I have planned with someone who is very sexy and with whom I have a very debauched and intense fwb kind of arrangement.
Specifically I was thinking about him giving me oral sex. There's not many people who can make me orgasm through oral sex. He can though!
Oh, and I slept very well afterwards! :wink:
umm.....last night, with my newly purchased double dolphin....cmae about 4 times on the trot, and was thinking about my delicious FWB :rascal: and a hot msn convo we'd had earlier in the night!
Last night... wink Again, as an sleep inducer!
Can't remember what was thinking about specifically.
this morning. In a hotel bedroom about 6am. woke up feeling incredibly horn, so had to resolve it.
time before? after an extremely horny series oftext from someone... i just had to disapear off to the loos at work lol redface surprisedops:
10 mins ago, at home, with my hands, thinking of something thats not on my radar :twisted:
not yet today... awaiting inspiration or assistance
lp
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not yet today... awaiting inspiration or assistance
lp

Nora Batties Tights lol
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Nora Batties Tights lol

That just put me right off reminiscing about a leisurely bath earlier... How many times do I have to do this to keep up in the points challenge? I refuse to go posh!
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Nora Batties Tights lol

That just put me right off reminiscing about a leisurely bath earlier... How many times do I have to do this to keep up in the points challenge? I refuse to go posh!
Sowwy mmmaybe. how can I make it up to you?
redface
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Tuesday, in the ladies loos at the offices that I am working in :grin:

there was a little more detail there just now... :shock:
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Tuesday, in the ladies loos at the offices that I am working in :grin:

:shock:
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Nora Batties Tights lol

That just put me right off reminiscing about a leisurely bath earlier... How many times do I have to do this to keep up in the points challenge? I refuse to go posh!
Sowwy mmmaybe. how can I make it up to you?
redface
Well, there are 8 days left in Jan and about 6048 points needed to catch up with Splendid, so.... nope, not possible in the remaining time - could be fatal. I give up. Roll on February!
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Tuesday, in the ladies loos at the offices that I am working in :grin:

:shock:
What dunno :lol2: We swingers do all sorts at work ;)
i am so very shocked lol
Don't have to be a swinger to abuse the facilities. I once got told off in my first job many aeons ago for taking too many rest breaks. I had to make up a fake bladder condition!
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Nora Batties Tights lol

That just put me right off reminiscing about a leisurely bath earlier... How many times do I have to do this to keep up in the points challenge? I refuse to go posh!
Sowwy mmmaybe. how can I make it up to you?
redface
Well, there are 8 days left in Jan and about 6048 points needed to catch up with Splendid, so.... nope, not possible in the remaining time - could be fatal. I give up. Roll on February!
Mmmmaybe. i would vote that a ladywank orgasm whilst picturing Nora Batties tights would qualify for 6049 points and you would be a worthy leader in the pervy months challenge!!
Nora Battie's tghts came later and undid all the good work of earlier. Minus points. Can you have a reverse orgasm?
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Nora Battie's tghts came later and undid all the good work of earlier. Minus points. Can you have a reverse orgasm?

shhhh just take the points and no one will know
DG!! DG!! Someone's advocating cheating on the pervy points challenge!! Set the hounds loose on him immediately. Where's that morals thread?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At the end of the day, you're only cheating yourself. wink
And I had a wank last night with latex and a bullet thinking about someone who's out of bounds! redface
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At the end of the day, you're only cheating yourself. wink
And I had a wank last night with latex and a bullet thinking about someone who's out of bounds! redface

Not dawnie again?? lol
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At the end of the day, you're only cheating yourself. wink
And I had a wank last night with latex and a bullet thinking about someone who's out of bounds! redface

Not dawnie again?? lol
Actually no... that was the night before! :giggle:
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