When do senior moments start?

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Chicken???!!!!
So where did I get that sausage I was munching on from?
It's all a blur....

ssschhh.......just forget that jezzay......eeermm.....oops redface

Shame on you Davej..... smackbottom

21 Nov 2004

Ok ........ Dave, why have you got a doorknob as an avatar? :undecided: dunno

21 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ok ........ Dave, why have you got a doorknob as an avatar? :undecided:

Ooooh I'm soooooo glad you asked that !!!!
I was a wondering toooo !! :shock: :shock:

21 Nov 2004

Like us poor old folk aren't confused enough as it is :undecided: Barely recognise you now Dave ....... did you just like it cos it was shiny and golden or something? dunno

21 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ok ........ Dave, why have you got a doorknob as an avatar? :undecided:

21 Nov 2004

Or is it just a really obvious KNOB joke! rolleyes

21 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Or is it just a really obvious KNOB joke!

MQ you could well be right
Knob.........as in alternative cock shot
Knod........as in 'Knob Head
Knob.........as in part of the furniture
or perhaps as misschief said, I just like doorknobs :shock:

21 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Or is it just a really obvious KNOB joke!

Hmmm don't think so, Dave has a habit of being a tad obscure :undecided:
<dons Davej hat>
I'm not in a club
I want a club
ooooh that's a nice doorknob
Doorknob :idea: a door slams
So could be a slammer
Hey, I'm now a kinky slammer!!!!!
Nah they won't get it
But people do bang on a door!
A banger?
I'm a Kinky Banger!!!! :happy:
<takes off Davej hat>
Nope, I can't work it out dunno

Blimey Dave, is it really cos it's a knob????? rotflmao

You made my brain ache for nothing?????

21 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Or is it just a really obvious KNOB joke!

Hmmm don't think so, Dave has a habit of being a tad obscure :undecided:
<dons Davej hat>
I'm not in a club
I want a club
ooooh that's a nice doorknob
Doorknob :idea: a door slams
So could be a slammer
Hey, I'm now a kinky slammer!!!!!
Nah they won't get it
But people do bang on a door!
A banger?
I'm a Kinky Banger!!!! :happy:
<takes off Davej hat>
Nope, I can't work it out dunno

Blimey Dave, is it really cos it's a knob????? rotflmao

You made my brain ache for nothing?????
nope ....I have decided that a doorknob is in my top ten favourite things.......couldn't do without them. I will be changing on a more regular basis from now on and useing really usefull things as avatars

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
I have decided that a doorknob is in my top ten favourite things.......couldn't do without them. I will be changing on a more regular basis from now on and useing really usefull things as avatars

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But isn't a doorknob rather useless without a door? confused

A good solid door, that's what you need, v. useful thing it is too :lol2:

21 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I have decided that a doorknob is in my top ten favourite things.......couldn't do without them. I will be changing on a more regular basis from now on and useing really usefull things as avatars

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But isn't a doorknob rather useless without a door? confused

A good solid door, that's what you need, v. useful thing it is too :lol2:
Now don't you start the chicken and egg with me cos your door is just a lump of imovable wood without my knob..... :smug:

21 Nov 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Nov 2004

i think it's a great idea, and i'm going to go look for new avatars too.... see you shortly!!

21 Nov 2004

quote="davej"]

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I have decided that a doorknob is in my top ten favourite things.......couldn't do without them. I will be changing on a more regular basis from now on and useing really usefull things as avatars

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But isn't a doorknob rather useless without a door? confused

A good solid door, that's what you need, v. useful thing it is too :lol2:
Now don't you start the chicken and egg with me cos your door is just a lump of imovable wood without my knob..... :smug:
But you are nothing without your wooden door !!!

Fancy dressing this one up with your very very shiny avatar ! biggrin

21 Nov 2004

ha!...next on my list of really usefull things to have, as dispalyed in avatar form is ....the hook,
where would your dressing gown be without it eh!!!!...on the floor with all your coats thats where!

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
ha!...next on my list of really usefull things to have as didsplyed in avatar form is ....the hook,
where eould your dressing gown be without it eh!!!!...on the floor with all your coats thats where!

Shame on you Davej !!! evil

You know where mine is !! What hooks ??? MrFC has not got diy skills for hooks !! confused

21 Nov 2004

Ohh!......davej admits that in this case the hook isn't a lot of good without the door to fix it to but maintains that the door is useless without the knob.

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Ohh!......davej admits that in this case the hook isn't a lot of good without the door to fix it to but maintains that the door is useless without the knob.

Ah but dave, the knob is useless without the door!!
And Mrsfc, I got a clever thing for my dressing gown, 3 hooks on a bigger hook that you hook over the top of the door. Doh, how do I explain this? hang on..... off to search the web for something similar..... bolt

There you go :smug: no DIY skills needed!

21 Nov 2004

bugger Angel.!!!!......thats me hook redundant hang on though, cos I've got just the thing ...off to get it

21 Nov 2004

And before davej says it, I'm fully aware that my little accessory wouldn't be much use without a door either rolleyes

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
bugger Angel

:shock: :shock: omg no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't!!! :shock: :shock:

21 Nov 2004

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Ooooh I'm impressed !!! :happy: Angel...............Never thought I could do without the DIY man. Now catalouge no...please.......

21 Nov 2004

right top this........with your flashy doors, hooks that aint hooks and my knob where would any of it be if it wasn't for these
all in a bloody big heap on the floor thats where, door, dressing gowns, knobs the lot.

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
right top this........with your flashy doors, hooks that aint hooks and my knob where would any of it be if it wasn't for these
all in a bloody big heap on the floor thats where, door, dressing gowns, knobs the lot.

Okay !!!! TOPPING YOU !!!! :grin:
without these you can't put your door on, or your hinges........ :grin:
Sooooo what is it..............

21 Nov 2004

Hah!! Fat lot of use your hunges are without any of these though dave....

And I've got them all :thrilled: :giggle: :smug:

21 Nov 2004

Go Mrsfc!!!! great minds and all that
Girl Power!!

21 Nov 2004

damn ....mrsFC and Angel have all the screws they need...were redundant lads! :shock:

21 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
damn ....mrsFC and Angel have all the screws they need...were redundant lads! :shock:

:dry: Ever feel like you walked right into a trap MrsFc? :dry:

21 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
damn ....mrsFC and Angel have all the screws they need...were redundant lads! :shock:

:dry: Ever feel like you walked right into a trap MrsFc? :dry:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Hah!! Fat lot of use your hunges are without any of these though dave....

And I've got them all :thrilled: :giggle: :smug:

That's the perfect avatar for our Dave. After all, he has got a screw loose... :silly: