Hi all,
I chat with a girl I enjoy the odd moment of passion with and she recently had a complaint about me.....she said that she is wary about giving me a handjob now because she is sick of the mess.
I am a handjob man myself, I find them much more satisfying than a blowjob but the benefit of a BJ is that obviousley the cum doesnt go everywhere...
However, I am a VERY heavy cummer. And I mean HEAVY. Most guys have maybe two main spurts and then it starts to calm down. I usually shoot across the room with the first four maybe even five spurts! So whats the score? Should I be wanking more to reduce embarrassingly large cumshots? I am only 22....will the cumshots calm down? How much of a hinderance is this girls? (I thought most liked it....)
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When is a cumshot too big?
Sex God
the only suggestions i can think of is to put furniture covers everywhere before you wank.... or try a .......
Sex God
or..... perhaps you could learn the art of "dry cumming"
I should think there are lots of women who wouldn't mind at all the sort of mess you make. You just have to find one and I'd think you shouldn't have to look too far on this site. 
Aside from that, have you ever thought of having a career in porn? I'm sure they'd welcome a man of your calibre.
Aside from that, have you ever thought of having a career in porn? I'm sure they'd welcome a man of your calibre.
Sex God
If you need waterwings by the time you've finished...it's too much 
:shock:
The average amount is supposed to be a teaspoon full, but I recon I can do better than that on a bad day tbe and I ain't that special.
As for the mess I guess you've got 3 options
1) go without
2) condoms
3) do it in the bath or shower.
:shock: The average amount is supposed to be a teaspoon full, but I recon I can do better than that on a bad day tbe and I ain't that special.
As for the mess I guess you've got 3 options
1) go without
2) condoms
3) do it in the bath or shower.
Sex God
NWguy~
How does your friend feel about the taste of cum? And, just as importantly, how's her gag reflex? If both are OK, then one solution that comes to mind (no pun intended) would for her to close her lips over the very tip of your cock when she's "finishing you off". Another thought might be for her to cup her free hand - assuming she has one free in your situation ;~) - above the end of your cock to help keep the mess a bit more "localized". Just a few spurious thoughts there...
~Reese
How does your friend feel about the taste of cum? And, just as importantly, how's her gag reflex? If both are OK, then one solution that comes to mind (no pun intended) would for her to close her lips over the very tip of your cock when she's "finishing you off". Another thought might be for her to cup her free hand - assuming she has one free in your situation ;~) - above the end of your cock to help keep the mess a bit more "localized". Just a few spurious thoughts there...
~Reese
Is it only me that finds girls who 'hate mess' very annoying, and tbh a bit of a turnoff? - a previous girlfriend developed a near phobia about it, which pretty much put me off bothering to have sex with her because it made me feel like an un-housetrained dog. 
Surely, it's just a case of "Sex is messy, get used to it..."
As someone else said, there are plenty of girls who DON'T worry about such things - much better, isn't someone who is uninihibited SO much sexier ?
Or am I being a little unsympathetic here?
RE The teaspoonful thing - good to hear everyone else thinks that's a little ungenerous too - a teaspoonful per squirt is more like it!
CM
Surely, it's just a case of "Sex is messy, get used to it..."
As someone else said, there are plenty of girls who DON'T worry about such things - much better, isn't someone who is uninihibited SO much sexier ?
Or am I being a little unsympathetic here?
RE The teaspoonful thing - good to hear everyone else thinks that's a little ungenerous too - a teaspoonful per squirt is more like it!
CM
Sex God
Is the average amount 10cc, hence the name of the group? 
I had a gf that got more turned on if there was more cum, she saw it as a compliment to her abilities. Which makes sense, sort of - I saw it as I hadn't had a shag for a couple of days and I was bursting!
On the subject about women that hate the mess, I'm firmly in the 'sex is messy - get used to it' camp
On the subject about women that hate the mess, I'm firmly in the 'sex is messy - get used to it' camp
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Is it only me that finds girls who 'hate mess' very annoying, and tbh a bit of a turnoff? - a previous girlfriend developed a near phobia about it, which pretty much put me off bothering to have sex with her because it made me feel like an un-housetrained dog.
CM
Couldn't agree more.
My first wive used to wrap my dick in tissue before she let me withdraw, use said tissue as a bung and scuttled off to the bathroom !!!!
Funny really. She was never bothered until after we got married. Go figure !!!!
Sex God
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Is it only me that finds girls who 'hate mess' very annoying, and tbh a bit of a turnoff? - a previous girlfriend developed a near phobia about it, which pretty much put me off bothering to have sex with her because it made me feel like an un-housetrained dog.
CM
Couldn't agree more.
My first wive used to wrap my dick in tissue before she let me withdraw, use said tissue as a bung and scuttled off to the bathroom !!!!
Funny really. She was never bothered until after we got married. Go figure !!!!
lol.. at ;east it was not one of those detol wipes that u use to clean the kitchen!
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lol.. at ;east it was not one of those detol wipes that u use to clean the kitchen!
You might laugh Wbb but she (mk I ) used to "freshen up" with something similar to wet wipes.
Femi-wipes or Fanny-wipes or something such similar. Didn't halve make my knob sore ! ! !
(Ooooooh. Can we have a "Let's slag off our Ex's thread)
I am so gunna get a slap for that when SHE reads it!!
Current ex's excepted of course - Brave, I am; Death wish, I don't have
Hiya Sweetie, Mate, Pal, Best Buddy, Old Fwend. Shall I make you a drink? What would you like?
(can you tell she's not here???)
Sex God
We always use Pampers or Johnsons baby wipes as glop mops, i just wonder if the makers know why half the country are buying these even when their kids are out of nappies?!
Sex God
i always have a packet of the thick "luxury" babywipes next to my bed.. and normally a refil pack in my bag if i am off out somewhere to play.
the best thing inveted since before sliced bread!
the best thing inveted since before sliced bread!
Sex God
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Well I am most surprised I haven't spotted....."but its so good for your skin just rub it in"...line
this is what i was thinking... how about the "but it is full of vitamins" line as well?
sean xxxxx