When PMs go wrong...

25 Feb 2004

Okay... so I have let it be known rather brashly that I'm up for a bit of fun and meeting some new people after months of being confined to barracks with a nasty lurgy.
But!!!
Some of the PMs I'm getting - almost all from folks brand spanking new to the site - are absolutely hysterical.
Be warned!! If you guys don't at least make an effort to appear sane and pleasant and generally laid back, friendly dudes and not sexed up uni-celled procreators looking for an amatuer floozie... I shall publish the best (worst?) of your PMs here - whilst protecting annonimity - so we can all have a ruddy good laugh.
evil

Hxx

25 Feb 2004

Oh go on, go on, publish them now. Could do with a laugh
lol

25 Feb 2004

Heather - you must be experiencing the dreaded banghead

Tee hee - so wot's stoppin' ya ?
You go girl - we all could do with a bit of ROFLMAO

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

25 Feb 2004

Well I know I'm not guilty, so go for it... Girl Power... etc, etc. smile

25 Feb 2004

Publish publish publish! I need more people I can feel superior to. :twisted:

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Heather
...I shall publish the best (worst?) of your PMs here - whilst protecting anonymity - so we can all have a ruddy good laugh.

Hxx

Sod the anonymity H... reveal with names...
steve
x

25 Feb 2004

lol.. i did think about that..
which is why i sent my PM to H under the guise of Gretchen..
steve
x

25 Feb 2004

*Dawn wanders into her pm box to see what Mark and Steve_1 have said in the past

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
*Dawn wanders into her pm box to see what Mark and Steve_1 have said in the past

Hang on Dawn.. don't be hasty.. its only H that's doing the naming and shaming...
steve runs off to check his sentbox to Dawn

25 Feb 2004

.... and finds them all sitting in Outbox... :cry:
steve
x

25 Feb 2004

:kiss:

25 Feb 2004

Give us a laugh Heather lol

25 Feb 2004

Go on Heather, lets see what these people are made of... :mrgreen:
ccr xxx

25 Feb 2004

Yeah, publish H!!!!!
I'll start the ball rolling shall I?
I had a PM yesterday from a guy whose header was "cos I'm good" - does that say it all?
I replied saying that I'm glad I don't live near him and, no Steveb or whatever your name is, I'm NOT interested in dickheads.... there, I feel better now lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
:kiss:

thanks jags..
if they were intended for me.. lol

steve
x

25 Feb 2004

Just so this doesn't turn into a male-whipping thread, here's one that was sent to me by a woman: (email address muted by me)

want to know more please email me at

Want to know more... about what? Gimme a clue love...

25 Feb 2004

No male whipping involved at all on my part, women and couples are just as bad in my experience. I'll tell you something - to be honest, in my experience with couples they can come across as being more rude than a lot of the guys because they think you're going to be automatically interetsed JUST cos there's a woman involved - errrrr, no doesn't work like that if you come across as being rude - not in my book anyway evil

25 Feb 2004

EEEEEK, I sent heather a pm but only as a thank you. I hope it wasnt me being talked about because
A) I am brand spanking new to the site
B) It was really a thank you for the advice, Plus, I dont mind if its posted up on the forum. I have nothing to hide.

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Bell412
EEEEEK, I sent heather a pm but only as a thank you. I hope it wasnt me being talked about because
A) I am brand spanking new to the site
B) It was really a thank you for the advice, Plus, I dont mind if its posted up on the forum. I have nothing to hide.

As long as it wasn't:
"Thank you for the advice, I have decided to reward you by allowing you to shag me."
lhk

25 Feb 2004

Heather, your public demands that you expose them!!!

25 Feb 2004

Oh, Well.... seeing as you all put it that way. lol

:lol:
Here is a wee selection of my Hit List.
Please bear in mind, I've never heard of these people before they sent me these PMs... One I must tell you I sussed as being clearly over enthusiastic but overwise not too bad so I'm continuing the dialogue with him.
Anyway... would any of you girls be tempted to share your naughty bits after a complete stranger introduced himself thus..?

just looked at your websbite, fucking hell youre a babe, do you like to suck cock
hello...i'm new to this and just clicking on all kinds to se what happens......how r u..?
i have seen your pictures and you look great only thing i did not see any guys in them do want to meet a guy who would love to show you a good time. i am but looking for guidence from a mature women (you) and i can do evenings if thats ok or even what ever time of the day just let me kno as i would love to wrap your legs around me and fuck your pussy!!!

25 Feb 2004

:rotflmao: :banghead: :rotflmao: :banghead:

25 Feb 2004

Heather
I sympathise......... amongst the many lovely pms I have received some which have been similarly gross. When will men learn that a little wooing gets them a lot further?
Hugs, Alex x x

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Heather
I sympathise......... amongst the many lovely pms I have received some which have been similarly gross. When will men learn that a little wooing gets them a lot further?
Hugs, Alex x x

*Basks in warm glow of smug self statisfaction*

25 Feb 2004

Heather!!! I sent you that PM in strict confidence and I cant believe you have posted it on the public forum... I'm so embarrased now!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Seriously, thats pretty bad - and the worse thing is that its not just on Swingers sites, its absolutely everywhere, especially on the net whre men dont have do worry about a slap to the chops or a raised knee to the happy-sacks.
When my ex went on ICQ a couple of years ago, I just couldnt believe that all these one liner out of the blue and vulgar messages were appearing even though I could see them with my own eyes.
At least that guy said hello, which is a step up from some of the stuff I saw back then.

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Alexandra
When will men learn that a little wooing gets them a lot further?

woo just woo looked woo at your woo websbite, fucking woo hell youre a babe woo, do you like to woo suck woo cock wooooooooooooooooo?

25 Feb 2004

Quote by bluexxx
No male whipping involved at all on my part,

No worries, just getting my retaliation in first. :twisted:

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Mr Writer
Heather
I sympathise......... amongst the many lovely pms I have received some which have been similarly gross. When will men learn that a little wooing gets them a lot further?
Hugs, Alex x x

*Basks in warm glow of smug self statisfaction*
rolleyes

25 Feb 2004

Quote by roger743_27m_wmids
When will men learn that a little wooing gets them a lot further?

woo just woo looked woo at your woo websbite, fucking woo hell youre a babe woo, do you like to woo suck woo cock wooooooooooooooooo?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

25 Feb 2004

Quote by Andy_Wakefield
I just couldnt believe that all these one liner out of the blue and vulgar messages were appearing .

What do you have to say about that Bluexxx ???? lol

:lol: :lol: