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I got all excited looking at tv guide... I thought it said celebrity quilters redface
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lol my mam went rushing to the opticians convinced her eyesight had deteriorated over night as she couldnt see out of her glasses.
turns out when she got there they were actually my sisters glasses, silly moo
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lol my mam went rushing to the opticians convinced her eyesight had deteriorated over night as she couldnt see out of her glasses.
turns out when she got there they were actually my sisters glasses, silly moo

When i have to squint to see your avatar wink
I need a new screen. I just saw Mrs Doyle in a sex scene. Toooo much.
Before getting my eyes sorted once picked up a bottle of JD off the kitchen side instead of a bottle of olive oil and poured it in to a frying pan, just glad I was cooking and not drinking lol on relection it may not have been my eyes, may be the amount of JD I had taken out of the bottle the night before
I once put my glasses on when I still had my contact lenses in - that was a bit scary!
Hubby has just reminded me of the time he cracked his head open on a door frame in his uncle's house. Uncle needs glasses to read but decided he could recognise the bottle of hydrogen peroxide by it's shape and merrily sloshed some generously over the gash. Turns out it was cough mixture :eeek: But being sticky, it effectively glued the edges together so no harm done. Well except to our ribs when we found out what he'd done lol
Did he have a head cold? rolleyes
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Did he have a head cold? rolleyes

As it happens, no. Do you think that means it worked? :giggle: