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Do you talk about sex lots?
We do :-)
Nothing better than having friends you can talk smut with wink
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Do you talk about sex lots?
We do :-)

No ........ It's naughty and I am not a good girl!
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No ........ It's naughty and I am not a good girl!
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh... you're weren't being serious were you? :shock: bolt
;-)
Santa will bring you any present!!! :kick:
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Santa will bring you any present!!! :kick:
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Will you? :rascal:
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I always chat sex - with anyone and everyone lol My kids are the same - I try to close my ears to their comments/tales or my eyebrows would be permanently raised and my mouth hung open in shock. So Naughty my two!
Yup... I think my friends rely on me for smut! redface
I have a number of people living vicariously through me. I really will have to stop making it up soon though and actually have sex! lol
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Yup... I think my friends rely on me for smut! redface
I have a number of people living vicariously through me. I really will have to stop making it up soon though and actually have sex! lol

Same here :lol2:
My News Years resolution is to have sex at least once next year - just to keep me hand in! So to speak confused :?
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Yup... I think my friends rely on me for smut! redface
I have a number of people living vicariously through me. I really will have to stop making it up soon though and actually have sex! lol

Same here :lol2:
My News Years resolution is to have sex at least once next year - just to keep me hand in! So to speak confused :?
I don't have a problem keeping my hand in... I just need to try someone else's hand! :lol:
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Yup... I think my friends rely on me for smut! redface
I have a number of people living vicariously through me. I really will have to stop making it up soon though and actually have sex! lol

Same here :lol2:
My News Years resolution is to have sex at least once next year - just to keep me hand in! So to speak confused :?
I don't have a problem keeping my hand in... I just need to try someone else's hand! :lol:
Looks like its all hands on deck then!! Keep a pair for me :lol2:
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Santa will bring you any present!!! :kick:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Will you? :rascal:
kiss
I meant Santa WONT .......... but my fingers are a little unwell with girlie flu!!!
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No ........ It's naughty and I am not a good girl!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh... you're weren't being serious were you? :shock: bolt
;-)
Must be bad lady flu ya got blonde :lol2:
Edited to change Bed to bad! confused :?
I have really "bolloxed up" my posts tonight ........ havent I???
Sorry redface
I am not well! :cry:
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If the topic comes up then I talk about it regardless of who's part of the conversation. For example earlier this evening my youngest daughter was asking me where she could have her next piercing. I suggested maybe her clitoral hood, she replied that it sounds marginally less painful than her nipples.
I do like my kids to be open and frank about these matters. smile
NB I just _know_ she'll just go out in the New Year and get her foof pierced, I just know it! rolleyes
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If the topic comes up then I talk about it regardless of who's part of the conversation. For example earlier this evening my youngest daughter was asking me where she could have her next piercing. I suggested maybe her clitoral hood, she replied that it sounds marginally less painful than her nipples.
I do like my kids to be open and frank about these matters. smile
NB I just _know_ she'll just go out in the New Year and get her foof pierced, I just know it! rolleyes

There's no marginally about it! It is absolutely less painful and way more fun! :rascal:
But I'm not sure I'd have a conversation with my parents about it! :giggle:
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If the topic comes up then I talk about it regardless of who's part of the conversation. For example earlier this evening my youngest daughter was asking me where she could have her next piercing. I suggested maybe her clitoral hood, she replied that it sounds marginally less painful than her nipples.
I do like my kids to be open and frank about these matters. smile
NB I just _know_ she'll just go out in the New Year and get her foof pierced, I just know it! rolleyes

There's no marginally about it! It is absolutely less painful and way more fun! :rascal:
But I'm not sure I'd have a conversation with my parents about it! :giggle:
I've not had my bits pierced, but I have had one of my nipples done, and I can say quite categorically that it fucking hurt... big time! :fuckinghell:
Though it could have been something to do with the fact I have small nipples (even for a bloke).
My ex-gf had both nipples and a vertical clitoral hood piercing and she maintained that although the nipples were painful she barely felt her lady bits being done. I have to say it was a nice surprise when I came down for the weekend to find extra bits of titanium attached to her. biggrin
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Yup... I think my friends rely on me for smut! redface
I have a number of people living vicariously through me. I really will have to stop making it up soon though and actually have sex! lol

Same here :lol2:
My News Years resolution is to have sex at least once next year - just to keep me hand in! So to speak confused :?
I don't have a problem keeping my hand in... I just need to try someone else's hand! :lol:
Same here ....maybe we should all throw our hands in a pile and randily err I mean randomly surprisedops: pick one out just for a change
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Do you talk about sex lots?
We do :-)

We are now known as the naughty couple, by our chat!!
Nothing too fruity in straight company, but we are told we always liven a room up by our company!!
(Not talking about a chat room folks!!)
Most our friends know what we're like and ask questions before we get chance to say anything LMAO, actually some of our friends are worse than us :twisted: We're more than happy to talk sex etc with "safe" friends, as long as it's within certain boundaries.
My parents have the odd classic moment regarding sex etc. We just nod knowingly LMAO.
Oldest daughter and middle daughter both have had sex ed at school and we try to be as open and honest about sex and related as we can, keeping it age related, youngest son doesn't need to know just yet ;)
Lots of innuendo etc, makes life a bit more flirty and fun!
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Most our friends know what we're like and ask questions before we get chance to say anything LMAO, actually some of our friends are worse than us :twisted: We're more than happy to talk sex etc with "safe" friends, as long as it's within certain boundaries.
My parents have the odd classic moment regarding sex etc. We just nod knowingly LMAO.
Oldest daughter and middle daughter both have had sex ed at school and we try to be as open and honest about sex and related as we can, keeping it age related, youngest son doesn't need to know just yet ;)
Lots of innuendo etc, makes life a bit more flirty and fun!

My eldest (22 and heavily pregnant) complained to me the other day that she remembers some of the wisecracks and jokes I passed when she was a kid and is only now understanding what I meant. My shoulders got a few smacks too.
Kids, ya gotta luv 'em!
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Most our friends know what we're like and ask questions before we get chance to say anything LMAO, actually some of our friends are worse than us :twisted: We're more than happy to talk sex etc with "safe" friends, as long as it's within certain boundaries.
My parents have the odd classic moment regarding sex etc. We just nod knowingly LMAO.
Oldest daughter and middle daughter both have had sex ed at school and we try to be as open and honest about sex and related as we can, keeping it age related, youngest son doesn't need to know just yet ;)
Lots of innuendo etc, makes life a bit more flirty and fun!

My eldest (22 and heavily pregnant) complained to me the other day that she remembers some of the wisecracks and jokes I passed when she was a kid and is only now understanding what I meant. My shoulders got a few smacks too.
Kids, ya gotta luv 'em!
lol I think our kids will come back to us one day like this LOL
Quote by Dirtygirlie
If the topic comes up then I talk about it regardless of who's part of the conversation. For example earlier this evening my youngest daughter was asking me where she could have her next piercing. I suggested maybe her clitoral hood, she replied that it sounds marginally less painful than her nipples.
I do like my kids to be open and frank about these matters. smile
NB I just _know_ she'll just go out in the New Year and get her foof pierced, I just know it! rolleyes

I couldn't tell my mum when she rolled her eyes at my nipple piercing and said 'for God's sake you haven't got any anywhere else have you?!'
There's no marginally about it! It is absolutely less painful and way more fun! :rascal:
But I'm not sure I'd have a conversation with my parents about it! :giggle: