When your time comes...

28 Aug 2004

Following fast in Easyâ€™s footsteps and having produced more Bollox than him in my time I thought Iâ€™d mark four figures with something meaningful (boy Iâ€™ve heard that word a lot lately!).
When our maker interviews me outside the Pearly Gates heâ€™ll ask me what I did in life that was meaningful and worthwhile.
I shall reply, â€œWell I posted at least 1000 posts on the Swinging Heaven site. What do you think of that Sir?â€
And heâ€™ll reply, â€œWhat was meaningful about that then my son?â€
â€œWell I made some quips, some bad jokes and some truly awful ones. I got grumpy and serious on occasions and bit off a few peopleâ€™s heads when they didnâ€™t deserve it. But apart from that I was a really fine upstanding member of the little community. In fact I think it was bolloxâ€
â€œOh, no son, thatâ€™s bollocks. The bollocks department is downstairsâ€, <<<pulls trapdoor lever >>> â€“ â€œNext!â€
I leave you to decide!

28 Aug 2004

Tune Essence . . . .
can only say i was starting to wonder if you were ever gonna make it! you have come out with some complete bollox ((( tm ... erm oh that's you innit ))) in your time! all well and good. we follow in your footsteps . . . . . lol

as 1000th posts go, have to say, it was bollox! ((( tm Tune Essence 2004 )))
neil ;-)

28 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
as 1000th posts go, have to say, it was bollox! ((( tm Tune Essence 2004 )))
neil ;-)

Well thank you my friend - no greater compliment could I wish for hehe!

28 Aug 2004

Well as i did one for easy on his 1000 post........................... here i am painting on me bum again........................... and asking which country would you like to go to rolleyes

Happy 1000 post!..........................Tune! :thrilled:

28 Aug 2004

tune bloody well done. Glad your still plugging away in here and hope there are a few more posts to come......I've read em all, from bollox, to serious, to grumpy, come to think of it shouldn't the congratulations be the other way round. biggrin

28 Aug 2004

Quote by debbiewebs

Well as i did one for easy on his 1000 post........................... here i am painting on me bum again........................... and asking which country would you like to go to
Happy 1000 post!..........................Tune! :thrilled:

My dear Debbs - I gotta say you 'crease' me (sorry - at it again!). I'm sorry but I'll settle for nothing short of a world tour!

Quote by davej
shouldn't the congratulations be the other way round.

Yup!

28 Aug 2004

Woohoo Here is a medal !!!!

For davej ....... 1000 Post Bollox survivor - well done for reading all that bollox davej lol

28 Aug 2004

Tune dont even look this way it was Celticq that hi-jacked the fLucker this time rotflmao

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TUNE !!!

28 Aug 2004

Tune? come 'ere. quiet mind.
don't you think she did it a bit better this time round. reckon she likes you . . . . i mean . . . you can almost see debbiewebs . . . . . . erm . . . we'll leave that dangling eh?
and Mr Davej Sir if you really need to be so self-congratulatory and completely hijack TE's thread, well i'll grudgingly give you a well done? where's your ((( tm . . . ))) ffs? eh??? you're havin' a giraaaafffffe mate!
neil ;-)
we're all clear that sig ain't there for no reason, right?

28 Aug 2004

Well Done Tune
Some have been good, some bad and some absolute bollox .......................................... but all have been worth reading!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Aug 2004

Quote by celticq
Woohoo Here is a medal !!!!

For davej ....... 1000 Post Bollox survivor - well done for reading all that bollox davej

Ooh you naughty girl. Come 'ere - can I do it again? :smackbottom:
I'm absolutely delighted that a few of the classic bollox - merchants are in hi-jack mode - keep it up.
Neil, What was it you can see dangling? I think we should tell Debbs before it drops off!.

28 Aug 2004

I quite like Tune's bollox redface

Love
Wilma
x x x x

28 Aug 2004

Tune?
well if you can see it dangling mate, nowt to do wi' me! as officially vetted by naughty calista! and dawn_mids amongst several others . . . . notts for deffo ok matey!
neil ;-)

28 Aug 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I quite like Tune's bollox
Love
Wilma
x x x x

What a lovely thing to say. Sure you got the spelling right?

28 Aug 2004

nice boots!!!!
Well done tune kiss

I've seen all of you bollox and enjoyed it all. I've also seen the grumpy you, and as we all have our little "moments" it hasnt affected my affection for ya hun. Keep 'em comin Mr Essence!!

28 Aug 2004

Tune you look just how I imagined you would............cheers Kinky a lot of us have been wondering.

28 Aug 2004

I'll sue the bloody photographer. He was supposed to destroy the negatives after I'd wooed Mrs TE with me tights.
Aah now all me chums are visiting - what a lovely day I'm having. I promise not to be grumpy until tomorrow now.

28 Aug 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I quite like Tune's bollox
Love
Wilma
x x x x

:shock: :shock: :shock: And when did he show you them !!! ..................... Not fair ... sad

Tune bluddy well done for getting past this massive milestone........... biggrin

:D :D :D

28 Aug 2004

All this talk about bollocks ---------oops sorry..............bullucks....................no bollox making my head spin :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tune you are so good at posting ................... love it my friend and your B**********************
Love Corriexx

28 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
I'll sue the bloody photographer. He was supposed to destroy the negatives after I'd wooed Mrs TE with me tights.
Aah now all me chums are visiting - what a lovely day I'm having. I promise not to be grumpy until tomorrow now.

Wooed :shock: what sort of old fashioned talk is that FFS!! why you'll ave been 'courting' instead of 'hanging' next.
You'll be offering a 'proposal of marriage' instead of giving someone the chance to 'be ma bitch' you'll be 'making love' instead of 'bangin dem bones'..............
.davej wanders off and hitches his trousers up to just below the knee, turns his cap sideways and with his little finger and thumb extended with the others folded down, shakes his hand at mrs davej and says "it's happenin, snog ma face and sit on it"
P.S. is that better neil? wink

.

28 Aug 2004

Quote by davej
.davej wanders off and hitches his trousers up to just below the knee, turns his cap sideways and with his little finger and thumb extended with the others folded down, shakes his hand at mrs davej and says "it's happenin, snog ma face and sit on it"
P.S. is that better neil? .

Dave!! :shock: :shock: :shock: this new look really doesn't become a man of your advancing years! And you said the S word! I'm very disappointed in you. No, really! I thought I could depend on you to stay mature and show the youngsters how it should really be done......... Actually, now I come to think of it, wtf was I thinking?? Sorry Dave, got you mixed up with someone else evidently.
As you were confused

28 Aug 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
.davej wanders off and hitches his trousers up to just below the knee, turns his cap sideways and with his little finger and thumb extended with the others folded down, shakes his hand at mrs davej and says "it's happenin, snog ma face and sit on it"
P.S. is that better neil? .

Dave!! :shock: :shock: :shock: this new look really doesn't become a man of your advancing years! And you said the S word! I'm very disappointed in you. No, really! I thought I could depend on you to stay mature and show the youngsters how it should really be done......... Actually, now I come to think of it, wtf was I thinking?? Sorry Dave, got you mixed up with someone else evidently.
As you were confused

I'm just trying to get my image up to date Angel....as someone hinted it might be from days long gone
Actual the thumb and little finger extension with the others folded down wasn't too difficult, my arthritis gave me a head start.

28 Aug 2004

Quote by DaveC
P.S. is that better neil? .

mr davej sir . . .
much as i admire your sterling efforts to get down with the kids . . . .
i think you'll find in these "modern times", you need a fairly strong wrist action, and two floppy fingers, to get the optimum level of "snappiness"!
it can cause injury though. particulary in the wrist action area, so do be careful at your advancing years. i have almost come unstuck myself at times! redface

i know it was much easier in your day, robbing trains and extracting teeth etc, but there you have it!
neil x x x

28 Aug 2004

HEY I'm not giving up on it.......still working on it here...still working....
mrs davej turn up the radiogram a bit louder..ah thats better!
big boxes, little boxes ........big boxes, little boxes......

28 Aug 2004

sorry dave.
it's actually big fish little fish cardboard box . . . . repeat after me, with motions.
who's thread is this BTW! blatant hijack ffs! d'ya think he'll mind? sig 'n' all?
neil ;-)

28 Aug 2004

I should think that tune will mind, so I will get it back on track
TUNE YOUR POSTS ARE WELL BLING!!

28 Aug 2004

Big fish
Little fish
Card - board - box
Do the washing
Stir the pots
Go for a jog
Go swimming
Come back home
Big fish
Little fish
Card - board - box
Can I have my crayons back now? They don`t let us have sharp things in here :silly:
Venusxxx

28 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Big fish
Little fish
Card - board - box
Do the washing
Stir the pots
Go for a jog
Go swimming
Come back home
Big fish
Little fish
Card - board - box
Can I have my crayons back now? They don`t let us have sharp things in here :silly:
Venusxxx

FFS!! I've got dodgy knees and weak ankles how am I supposed to do that lot!!
fLuck em all mrs davej, ring up that Line Dancing school again.

28 Aug 2004

Quote by davej
fLuck em all mrs davej, ring up that Line Dancing school again.

I always wondered what you were doing in your avatar - where's your stetson stached eh?