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Where would you rather have your bits?

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Lost
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If you could have your shagging apparatus anywhere else on your body, where else would you have it? I think I'd like to have mine on me chest! biggrin Might take for a bit of imaginative tailoring in steel plate
but yep the chest would be good biggrin
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
I would have the female 'bits' on my shoulder and men should have their 'bits' on their fingers.
You could round tapping people on the shoulder and ask 'Do I know you' :P
Steve
Sex God
I've already got mine on my head so I've been told ;-)
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would have the female 'bits' on my shoulder and men should have their 'bits' on their fingers.
You could round tapping people on the shoulder and ask 'Do I know you' :P

Yeah you could send someone away with a pee in their ear if they got on your nerves lol
Oh and I like mine exactly where they are thank you very much wink
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
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Quote by firelizard
I would have the female 'bits' on my shoulder and men should have their 'bits' on their fingers.
You could round tapping people on the shoulder and ask 'Do I know you' :P

Yeah you could send someone away with a pee in their ear if they got on your nerves lol
Oh and I like mine exactly where they are thank you very much wink
lol and think of the fun you could have walking round Tescos lol It would certainly bring back the sight of courting couples waking round with their arms around each other (you dont seem to see that any more).
Unknown User
Don't care where mine is really.... but it would be cool if Mrs C had her clit in her throat :thumbup:
Yes.... I did see "Deep Throat" ;-)
Phuckers
Sex God
i would like to have my bit on top of my dick so it can be massively well hung,cos i already know how to use...imagine 20" yum yum
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I would have the female 'bits' on my shoulder and men should have their 'bits' on their fingers.
You could round tapping people on the shoulder and ask 'Do I know you' :P

Yeah you could send someone away with a pee in their ear if they got on your nerves lol
Oh and I like mine exactly where they are thank you very much wink
lol and think of the fun you could have walking round Tescos lol It would certainly bring back the sight of courting couples wanking round with their arms around each other (you dont seem to see that any more).
:shock: Goodness :P
Unknown User
carrying around a shoulder bag full of stuff would be painful tho....or arousing...not sure which lol
Unknown User
Quote by Steve
I've already got mine on my head so I've been told ;-)

aaaw babe.. may I sit on it then? wink
Steve
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
I've already got mine on my head so I've been told ;-)

aaaw babe.. may I sit on it then? wink
As long as I have a face you have somewhere to sit ;-)
Unknown User
Quote by Steve
I've already got mine on my head so I've been told ;-)

aaaw babe.. may I sit on it then? wink
As long as I have a face you have somewhere to sit ;-)
? ok I'm lost... I just wanted to sit on yer dick..
(Um did I really say that?? !! blink )
Steve
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
? ok I'm lost... I just wanted to sit on yer dick..
(Um did I really say that?? !! blink )

Yep you sure did :rascal:
Unknown User
small wooden box
locked
'neath the stairs
safer that way
lp
Unknown User
elbow well not mine hers cos that what i get poked with most
Unknown User
To be honest, mostly use it as a brain anyway, so head would be the best place smile
Although on the hand would be more practical
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
Oh and I like mine exactly where they are thank you very much wink

Me too :twisted: