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Where's My Coffee Cream

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I was thinking about posting this in the steam room, however, this is to important, far to important, to get lost in there.
I bought a little old lady a box of Milk Tray a couple of weeks ago as a birthday present.
Obviously, as you do, I hung around until she opened them. When, eventually she did and offered me one, I dived in for my favourite, the coffee cream. :inlove: :happy: :happy:
Imagine my shock, my horror, to discover that it was nowhere to be seen. :censored:
Kidnapped, chocnapped or what? dunno
Is this the demise of the coffee cream? I say NO NO NO
This can’t be, I need it, I want it, I must have it :twisted: :twisted:
So, trawling around the net searching for that lost paradise I drew a blank.
Time to stand up and be counted, so I thought I would submit this thread and get my local MP to take a peek, surely he must care? :small-print:
So come on peeps, either tell me where they are hiding or fight for your right to have them back. (Please) :upset:
about time they came to their sences and got rid of them bloody things,(wheres the puke emoticon?) now i'm on a mission to get rid of the strawberry and orange creams as well :twisted:
Coffee cream? :shock: :sad:
That's got to be *the* most disgusting thing inside a box of chocs :!: Thought you had better taste than that, Andy wink
Now if we're talking orange cream or smooth caramel with a nut inside :lickface: :P
T-J xxx
Quote by naughtynymphos1
now i'm on a mission to get rid of the strawberry and orange creams as well :twisted:

Noooo! not the orange ones :!: lol
T-J
Guys guys guys,
How can you be so heartless.
Can you not just imagine that poor coffee cream sitting alone in a wharehouse somewhere, feeling unloved, lonely.
It needs to break free, it needs to be cared for, not snubbed like some one hit wonder boy band.
Don't listen to these uncultured heathens Manolishi.
I perfectly understand that the coffee creams are the best in the box.
Are you saying that Milk Tray didn't even put them in the box or that your lady friend was quick off the mark and snaffled them first?
Quote by fluffer
Don't listen to these uncultured heathens Manolishi.
I perfectly understand that the coffee creams are the best in the box.

I understand that too, there was a time when Roses took out the cream ones and I was devastated!
Coffee creams are the best, closely followed by Strawberry then Orange.
Yummy!
I'll join a campaign to save the coffee cream, sign me up! lol
smile
Quote by onlyme1981
Don't listen to these uncultured heathens Manolishi.
I perfectly understand that the coffee creams are the best in the box.
I understand that too, there was a time when Roses took out the cream ones and I was devastated!
Coffee creams are the best, closely followed by Strawberry then Orange.
Yummy!
I'll join a campaign to save the coffee cream, sign me up! lol
smile

your all sick i tell ya lol lol
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:
Quote by fluffer
Are you saying that Milk Tray didn't even put them in the box or that your lady friend was quick off the mark and snaffled them first?

Ummm lady friend ummm sounds a bit dodgy that. It was her 90th birthday
Ahhhh fluffer - so so so good to see someone with taste
Nooooo they are gone, vanished, departed, kaput (stop now - to much like the parrot sketch) but surely not all wshed up?
Well maybe, they dont exist in Rose's either and I am sure they did once.
God the only reason why I bought anyone chocs was so I could get my hands on the CC
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
Id complain!

go on!!!
Quote by onlyme1981
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

Oh no.... they really have taken them out of the roses too! I thought they'd put them back in but obviously not. sad
I won't be buying them at Christmas now. mad
biggrin
i dont like the taste of coffee,
strawberry creams make me sick,
orange creams are not too bad i suppose,
give me caramel anyday of the week......hmmm i remember the cadbury's caramel bunny, that very sexy voice.... biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
thought u was talking to me then
then i noticed you said ladies :twisted:
I'll get my ringside seat, with my box of roses :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes
lol
Quote by Colts23
I'll get my ringside seat, with my box of roses :twisted:

no coffee creams tho cool
Quote by onlyme1981
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes
lol
just out of bed and watching the english patient again then :P
Quote by onlyme1981
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes
lol

oh ya trollop put some clothes on lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I'll get my ringside seat, with my box of roses :twisted:

no coffee creams tho cool
nope :P , but over here they have a chocate mouse one, or is it a mini elephant??....well any way , rather nice in white or milk chocolate, with praline filling :P I'll bring them ones.... :twisted:
oh, and the roses are miles better still than the coffee :shock:
Quote by Colts23
Coffee Chocolate, Errghhhh
the foul evilness of coffee revels? they even use it for advertising so they must know banghead
why do i always get the scabby coffee puke inducing anti-treat
Ban them now :sad:

actually i just remembered i love coffee creams :shock:
well its better than agreeing with him rotflmao

Good Idea.... can't be agreeing with M2PU, you'll get a bad reputation! lol
awww meaty is she picking on you :therethere:
onlyme leave me m8 meaty alone ya bully lol lol

ladies, if you're going to fight at least get naked & soapy :rascal:
I'm semi naked and soppy right now, does that count? rolleyes
lol
just out of bed and watching the english patient again then :P
No not at all, actually. :P
Just out of the shower and I'm not telling you why I'm soppy! biggrin
Back to the original point of this thread....I have made my feelings known to Cadbury on the subject of the missing coffee creams, I'll wait and see if they get back to me.
lol
we could always make cadburys PM victim of the week :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
we could always make cadburys PM victim of the week :twisted:

shurrup your 2 late we already nominated the pic guy lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
we could always make cadburys PM victim of the week :twisted:

shurrup your 2 late we already nominated the pic guy lol
he's sooooo much more worthy of PM's though - he did ask politely :twisted:
Quote by onlyme1981
Back to the original point of this thread....I have made my feelings known to Cadbury on the subject of the missing coffee creams, I'll wait and see if they get back to me.
lol

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
worship
Ooohhh me to me to
Well thats two of us complaining about the demise of the coffee cream.
Maybe it would help to bring them back if I got some celebs to write to them. Maybe Calista Flockhart? Surely she is dire need of coffee creams ..........
Quote by Manolishi

Back to the original point of this thread....I have made my feelings known to Cadbury on the subject of the missing coffee creams, I'll wait and see if they get back to me.
lol

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
worship
Ooohhh me to me to
Well thats two of us complaining about the demise of the coffee cream.
.
...make that 3! Ive told them in no uncertain terms what I think of their decision to axe the coffee creams. Thank god there is a website like this where we can get support and understanding on the really important life issues!