Where's Waldo? Erm, I mean Warwick.

5 Apr 2005

Following a comment from Mal about the 'un-lightness' about today (despite Clares fab anagrams thread) I began to wonder where my friends the Warwicks had disappeared to of late, then I noticed his most recent post...

Quote by on: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:03 pm Warwick
Right bye all Im off to make myself look beautifull (plastic surgery is so affordable these days) and wont be back again untill next Friday.
Have a great weekend all icon_

He's been gone for 5 weeks when he said he'd only be gone for 1 week.
Then I spotted the post before that;

Quote by On: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:59 pm Warwick
I havent had an alcoholic beveradge since January 1st. So Ill wait till my self imposed ban is over on march 1st
dutch courage dont you know , now wheres the perrier

So I'm guessing that either he reached to a high shelf (the safest place to keep 6 packs of heavy Perrier) developed tremors whilst reaching and brought his whole bookcase down on top of himself and has since been keeping his mind occupied by dribbling a basketball with his one free hand (a la Principal Skinner in the Simpsonâ€™s)
Or
His dry period ran out and he decided to play catchup and is still lying wasted in a gutter somewhere.
Can somebody lay my mind to rest and tell me heâ€™s not wasting his time with the first of my 2 suggestions?
TIA
Chris

5 Apr 2005

I can assure all the members that warwick is safe and well and sends his apologies for his abscence, however he has been unable to post in the run up to Easter as this is a busy time for him in his new job in marketing.
He has told me by P.M. that now Easter is over and his stint working the Asda Superstore entrance in Coventry, dressed as a Cadbury's Cream Egg, is over, he will take a short break and then return.

5 Apr 2005

You see - THAT'S the sort of posts we should have!! lol

Serious with a touch of quirky!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mal
Happy now!
wink

5 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
He has told me by P.M. that now Easter is over and his stint working the Asda Superstore entrance in Coventry, dressed as a Cadbury's Cream Egg, is over, he will take a short break and then return.

Oh right, so that's who the idiot in the Easter Egg costume was who I met while at a conference there recently - might have known rolleyes

5 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
He has told me by P.M. that now Easter is over and his stint working the Asda Superstore entrance in Coventry, dressed as a Cadbury's Cream Egg, is over, he will take a short break and then return.

Oh right, so that's who the idiot in the Easter Egg costume was who I met while at a conference there recently - might have known rolleyes

Quite possibly blue, he was in a bit of a state once he learn't that he had got the Cream Egg job though.
As far as I can tell ,the job that he claims is in marketing, in reality, requires him to dress in all sorts of outfits from simple sandwich boards to costumes as cumbersome and large as Giraffes (I think that was one that he used to promote a step ladder company) he then stands in a strategic place giving out leaflets and information, or if it's a mascot type of job then a few cartwheels to get the crowd going....sort of roar at the children if he is a lion, or if he is promoting tins of dog food then the odd yap now and again.
His concern over the Creme Egg job wasn't the costume I saw that and it looked real smart, he was more worried about the noise he would make imitating one, he really didn't know which way to go with it, having never really heard one before.

5 Apr 2005

Did he get the Pizza Express job as well? I got ushered into Pizza Express off the street by a large vegetarian hot one and never looked back lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Did he get the Pizza Express job as well? I got ushered into Pizza Express off the street by a large vegetarian hot one and never looked back :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He had that job early on in his career, but then the acne cleared up and they sacked him.

5 Apr 2005

Quote by Scandal
His concern over the Creme Egg job wasn't the costume I saw that and it looked real smart, he was more worried about the noise he would make imitating one, he really didn't know which way to go with it, having never really heard one before.

I bet he shit himself when they asked the giraffe, "How do you eat yours?" lol

:lol:
According to my Johny Morris book of big animals, they don't because they can't get the wrapper off dunno

5 Apr 2005

dave, that's the saddest story i ever, ever heard. :cry:
alas, poor warwick! sad

it seems only yesterday that the warwicks had the world at their feet, and regaled us with tales of a glittering acting career, appearing in the best theatres in the land playing a mahogany table, or maybe a chesterfield sofa, i forget. dunno

alas, those days were over all too soon, and i remember poor old warwick, warwick and warwick being quite disheartened that they were reduced to stand-in roles as local library shelving, but now this! :shock:
*sorry shake of head*
a cadbury's cream egg? it can only be a matter of time before warwick resigns himself to a final performance as a mouldy old mattress on the council dump!
*sniffs*
neil x x x ;)

5 Apr 2005

I was under the impression that the Warwicks were moving.
I understand that the ruined Abbey close to their new home is supposedly inhabited by Vampires. :shock:
Though due to the mysterious disappearance of various gold fish in his area just prior to his absence, he might have had his work cut out explaining it.

5 Apr 2005

ooo he is looking for his bloody marbles again........he keeps loosing the buggers you no
Found them in all kinds of places in the past
Up Dave J bum.........mainly!
Dave come on give emm back!................ stop hogging them we want him back!.if you don't give erm.....i will tweak you t nipples! :twisted: :twisted:
your just bloody jealous that i had a good time with him in the cupboard under the stairs you through us in!
come on eat some beans!........... and let poor Warwick have his marbles back
ooo and Mel i couldn't agree more............. we need some humor back in the more anyway! kiss

5 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
He has told me by P.M. that now Easter is over and his stint working the Asda Superstore entrance in Coventry, dressed as a Cadbury's Cream Egg, is over, he will take a short break and then return.

Oh right, so that's who the idiot in the Easter Egg costume was who I met while at a conference there recently - might have known rolleyes

Quite possibly blue, he was in a bit of a state once he learn't that he had got the Cream Egg job though.
As far as I can tell ,the job that he claims is in marketing, in reality, requires him to dress in all sorts of outfits from simple sandwich boards to costumes as cumbersome and large as Giraffes (I think that was one that he used to promote a step ladder company) he then stands in a strategic place giving out leaflets and information, or if it's a mascot type of job then a few cartwheels to get the crowd going....sort of roar at the children if he is a lion, or if he is promoting tins of dog food then the odd yap now and again.
His concern over the Creme Egg job wasn't the costume I saw that and it looked real smart, he was more worried about the noise he would make imitating one, he really didn't know which way to go with it, having never really heard one before.
Warwick has actually been sectioned under the Mental Health Act. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The story goes that he was doing his usual promotional work, this time for a leading haemorrhoidcream company (Preperation H), when a gang of the local yoofs decided to kidnap him and ram him up the backside of a 20' inflatable Ronald Macdonald at the nearby fast-food chain. Mr warwick extracated himself and then went after the yoofs with the first thing he could lay his hands on..... a happy meal.
When the police arrived they were greeted by a 6' tube of Prep. H pinning a 15-year-old lad to the floor and attempting to stab him with a "Sonic the Hedgehog" plastic toy.
the arresting officer commented that after seeing the lad, it was a shame he wasn't attacked by a giant tube of Clearasil.
Warwick hopes to be released after a 6 week intensive anger-management course.

(word on the street is that he's got computer probs, but with everything else that's going on, he's probably not got time to sort them. Hopefully he'll be back in a few weeks.)

5 Apr 2005

Was talking about Warwick the other day wondering where he was, and Roger743 sad

miss him too, he always cracked me up.
There's a few people missing, where's Teppic and BaldEagle gone to? :undecided: dunno

And Mellow confused

:dunno:
And our quiet Anais :?
Flippers been gone yonks, he always made me laugh ......... bluddy loads of people seem to have gone awol mad

6 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Was talking about Warwick the other day wondering where he was, and Roger743 miss him too, he always cracked me up.
There's a few people missing, where's Teppic and BaldEagle gone to? :undecided:
And Mellow :dunno:
And our quiet Anais :?
Flippers been gone yonks, he always made me laugh ......... bluddy loads of people seem to have gone awol

Mr & Mrs RSAB2 seems to be AWOL too