Which Delay Spray/Pill?

2 Nov 2004

Hi
I am sorry that it is not related to singing but I know you are the best in business.
I am male 30 and would like to prolong my sex. I have tried STUD spray but it did not work. Also my GF did not like the TASTE lol

I am just wondering what these porn stars use to have fun for about 20 minutes and do not have any side effects.
Also I would like to know if there is any special diet to keep my sex healthy.
Thanks

2 Nov 2004

Tbh if you need to use a spray or a pill to keep going maybe you need a wee break!!
I never cant not keep going usually lol

2 Nov 2004

Anyhoo isnt that what sex toys are for! ? rolleyes

2 Nov 2004

You're right computerbar,this isn't related to singing at all. redface

You'll find that the general opinion amongst the forum is that the best diet for sex is Shredded Wheat.
The spray I'd use is Lynx - try their one called can't control themselves when they smell it - they HAVE to touch it. surprised

ops:
If you use Africa however women go off and book flights to damn flusterating for the man and very bewildering for the they recover from the effects of the whiff of Lynx Africa they're in Kenya or Nigeria or SA or wherever,totally bewildered as to how they got there - and without any luggage!

2 Nov 2004

Scandal youre sicker than me!! U sure you dont have a long lost sister??

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Scandal
Delay spray???
Mmmmmmm
Lets see..........
Why not try fly killer? than comes in handy aerosols and will delay most activity for a while.
Hope this helps.

Talking of your own experience. lol

very funny.
Come on ppl! :twisted: I do not think it is that hard question.
Tim

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
You're right computerbar,this isn't related to singing at all.
You'll find that the general opinion amongst the forum is that the best diet for sex is Shredded Wheat.
The spray I'd use is Lynx - try their one called can't control themselves when they smell it - they HAVE to touch it.ops:
If you use Africa however women go off and book flights to damn flusterating for the man and very bewildering for the they recover from the effects of the whiff of Lynx Africa they're in Kenya or Nigeria or SA or wherever,totally bewildered as to how they got there - and without any luggage!

Free holidays for sniffing things?? erm sign me up??

Quote by computerbar
Delay spray???
Mmmmmmm
Lets see..........
Why not try fly killer? than comes in handy aerosols and will delay most activity for a while.
Hope this helps.

Talking of your own experience. lol

very funny.
Come on ppl! :twisted: I do not think it is that hard question.
Tim
Maybe he had hard experiences!? rolleyes

2 Nov 2004

Maybe he had hard experiences!?

Seems like that.
by the way love your breast lol

Suffering from Gravity though???
I think I'll leave now and find the answer somewhere else.

2 Nov 2004

Quote by computerbar

Maybe he had hard experiences!?

Seems like that.
by the way love your breast lol

Suffering from Gravity though???
I think I'll leave now and find the answer somewhere else.
Bit like your gob then :lol:

2 Nov 2004

well, this is just my considered opinion right . . .
sod the sprays / pills whatever else they'll sell you for copious amounts of hard earned cash, and simply invest in a four pack of stella. or brandy maybe. or even vodka at a push? dunno

oh and try to persuade the girlies to have sex with you first before they get all demanding on you. certainly after the first orgasm, you'll find 20 minutes easily achievable the second and third time of asking! :smug:
n x x x :P

2 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
well, this is just my considered opinion right . . .
sod the sprays / pills whatever else they'll sell you for copious amounts of hard earned cash, and simply invest in a four pack of stella. or brandy maybe. or even vodka at a push?
oh and try to persuade the girlies to have sex with you first before they get all demanding on you. certainly after the first orgasm, you'll find 20 minutes easily achievable the second and third time of asking! :smug:
n x x x :P

Is it just Neil in leeds that wants to shag a pissed bird who lies there like a sack of totties or is it all men in general :P lol

(serious Q though, is it true!?)

2 Nov 2004

Actually..Neil is right.
If its worth doing once ..and the more you do..and the more Shredded Wheat you eat redface

And sex isn't just an erection is it?
Sex begins with a smile,or an affectionate glance,or a hand on your hand across a table in a crowded restaurant.
Your problems begin if you start doing this in a crowded restaurant: hump

Everybody will want to join in.
Except the women with the men wearing Lynx Africa - they'll be off in a hastily hailed taxi to the nearest airport to board the first available flight to Uganda.

2 Nov 2004

Aye a drunken shags ok if it kinda happens but you just usually fallover a lot and cant see where to put things if you know what i mean hehe
I prefer sober shagging although I do smoke weed?? Some kinds of weed make you horny as fuck but I smoke way too much and not just when shagging anyway! rolleyes

+ I dont really drink much as it is alcohol makes me ill confused

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Scandal
Aye alchohol induced Lust fucks are a good laff but for yer real humdinger for me it's gotta be sober, I mean like 3 hours and several performances.
Anyway Fruity stop movin round I cannae keep up wit yer.......just in these forums I mean.....I'm sure in real life I would well be able to keep up..........
Erm ang on ops:
I'll get me coat

2-3 bare minimum
Heh coat?? Lightweight lol

2 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
well, this is just my considered opinion right . . .
sod the sprays / pills whatever else they'll sell you for copious amounts of hard earned cash, and simply invest in a four pack of stella. or brandy maybe. or even vodka at a push?
oh and try to persuade the girlies to have sex with you first before they get all demanding on you. certainly after the first orgasm, you'll find 20 minutes easily achievable the second and third time of asking! :smug:
n x x x :P

Is it just Neil in leeds that wants to shag a pissed bird who lies there like a sack of totties or is it all men in general :P lol

(serious Q though, is it true!?)
oi you i meant the beer was for him! well known fact stella lets you go like a train all night! t'is true ask anyone! and it makes the girlies horny as hell so there! :P
well actually i was kidding, honest. just thought a silly question deserved a silly answer. you know, as yer do! ;)
n x x x ;)

2 Nov 2004

hehe naked at work????
Where the fuck does he work lol

2 Nov 2004

Mwwwhahahahahaha do you do extras hahaha lol

2 Nov 2004

Quote by computerbar
Hi
I am sorry that it is not related to singing but I know you are the best in business.
I am male 30 and would like to prolong my sex. I have tried STUD spray but it did not work. Also my GF did not like the TASTE
I am just wondering what these porn stars use to have fun for about 20 minutes and do not have any side effects.
Also I would like to know if there is any special diet to keep my sex healthy.
Thanks

Never tried it myself, but my granny always used to swear by Ralgex, not applied directly, it is best sprayed into the underpants immediately before you leave for work, then everything will be ready by the time evening comes.
There was a guy on here called Red Van Man, I believe he tried it, and said he had never felt anything quite like it. dunno

Let us know how you get on.
LHK
Kat

2 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Hi
I am sorry that it is not related to singing but I know you are the best in business.
I am male 30 and would like to prolong my sex. I have tried STUD spray but it did not work. Also my GF did not like the TASTE
I am just wondering what these porn stars use to have fun for about 20 minutes and do not have any side effects.
Also I would like to know if there is any special diet to keep my sex healthy.
Thanks

Never tried it myself, but my granny always used to swear by Ralgex, not applied directly, it is best sprayed into the underpants immediately before you leave for work, then everything will be ready by the time evening comes.
There was a guy on here called Red Van Man, I believe he tried it, and said he had never felt anything quite like it. dunno

Let us know how you get on.
LHK
Kat
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! :shock:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
[Is it just Neil in leeds that wants to shag a pissed bird who lies there like a sack of totties or is it all men in general :P

Not at all; I much prefer it if I'm the one laying there doing nothing while the lady does all the work. :angel:

2 Nov 2004

Old people can be strange my granda washes his genitals with ACDO?????
Jesus I come from such a deficient family and to think Im the normal one :shock:

2 Nov 2004

If I am pissed it does make me more horny. It also hurts less when you fall out of bed.
It also makes me more inclined to get on top, come really hard, then roll over and go to sleep rolleyes

regardless of whether he has come yet or not redface

If it's a getting hard issue then try cockrings or that stuff thats a stimulant i think its called reds they sell in some clubs so I guess it's not illegal. Otherwise I find if the guy is relaxed with you and happy then this is the best sexual stimulant going.
You can't beat the flirting, holding hands, gentle touches and come to bed glances *swoon* as Flirty Fruitcake mentioned.

2 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
If I am pissed it does make me more horny. It also hurts less when you fall out of bed.
It also makes me more inclined to get on top, come really hard, then roll over and go to sleep regardless of whether he has come yet or not

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
saying nowt! :gagged:
neil x x x ;)

2 Nov 2004

To know that you both KNOW is the best,yes Little the whole charm to an evening out or a quiet night in,that its all going to lead to that wonderful shared pleasure that..OOOO! :cry:
.. can't go on writing this post as its in the past tense for me and,in darker moments,its a touch like Scrapheap Heaven for us over 40s single guys sad

But there is always hope wink

3 Nov 2004

HI ppl
Thanks for your comment and stuff.
Well my story is, with my ex I would go for minimum 3 times and I was really good it and never had any problems. Actually She was really good at it and I think she made it possible to go for minimum 3 times in row.
we broke up because she asked me on 14 Feb 2004 to marry her and I was not ready and etc etc. :cry:
any way my this GF is very shy and hardly touches my manhood redface

(I have even good size 6.6" not bad size huh? ) I talk to her to make her easy but she seems very uncomfortable during the whole process and one thing more she NEVER touch her STUFF lol

she explains because she is not a slut adn I only should touch it. Man I do not know what to do. It is just very depressing I have hardly done it with her more than once in row. Becuase she does not make any effort or show any interest for next go In return I lose my whole energy. That why I was asking some tips about prologing the sex period which would give us some time.
In short I think it is time to change GF rolleyes

3 Nov 2004

tut tut time for a new girlfriend!! Maybe you just need to take a little bit more time to get to know each others bodies first, maybe she is inexperienced and unsure and embarrassed ffs give her a bit of time. Maybe you should talk frankly to her about this and explain how you feel also maybe try and get something to help break the barriers?? I cant think of anything right now as its only 7:50 am but Im sure somebody on here must have some ideas!! But then maybe you dont gel properly and maybe its time for both of you to try new partners!! Triial and Error just like life! No guarantees!

3 Nov 2004

Have you considered that it may be that you are just not very good at sex?
You talk of a fantastic sex life with your ex, and it sounds like this was because each of you was doing things for each other, rather than concentrating on your own pleasure.
Although, a cynic could ask whether GF1 needed three goes before she got any pleasure out of it, but then, you could easily respond by saying, 'Why would she want to marry me?' :shock: and the cynic would say "because she knew you would say no, and that was easier than dumping you" good job there are no cynics on here! wink

Joking aside - Have you asked your current girlfriend if she enjoys sex with you? What was her sex life like in the past? What was the situation where she had her most FANTASTIC orgasm? Are there things that she would really enjoy that you are not doing - for example, massage?
Sounds like you are stuck in a loop "Well, it worked last time confused

"
If you always do the same thing, in the same way, you will always get the same result. Prolonging something that she is not enjoying is unlikely to make her want to have more sex with you.
You say you talk to her. Put yourself in her shoes. You are there, having sex, feeling very shy and insecure about the whole thing, how would you feel being told the things you are saying?
lhk

3 Nov 2004

Very very good points there Kit-Kat biggrin

I never ever really had good sex until I found my shagging partner hehe Have to get him a schoolmasters uniform for him :twisted: such a good teacher!!
Makes sense though all of the above that Kit-Kat said! Maybe she doesnt feel comfortable enough with you and trust you, maybe youre just not doing it for her. Its impossible to have a shag with someone if you are not enjoying it, not that easy to fake it!!
Maybe youre coming across as a bit of a wanker to her (very off putting!)

3 Nov 2004

computerbar - to be serious then - your reasons for finishing relationships seem to suggest YOU can't deal with real people and real emotions - and thats not a dig mate,my life history is NO perfect example.
If you love your girlfriend,really love her,see the bigger may develop more the way you wish in the sexual aspect given time.
Put it this way biggrin

estiny delivers unto me a beautiful,enchanting,warm,lovely lady who is as crazy about me as I am about get on GREAT - we love each others company,share interests,laugh a lot together - its all just - she isn't a sexually confident don't just enter into an erotic I must hope that that will unfold given time,that she will grow to trust me,that she will begin to let herself go - and if she doesn't ever - well - thats a hard one to answer - one would have to hope she eventually did but I'D GIVE HER MORE THAN JUST A FEW MONTHS to see if we could get there together.
It CAN'T be that long because you were still with your last girlfriend in give it time.
As for your question about "lasting" I don't think sex is just a relentless thrusting erection!Its talking,playing,laughing,sleeping,waking,oh on and on - hear it,see it,touch it,smell it,taste it!
Wild naked abandon in a bedroom or a knowing glance at her as shes pushing the trolley during the weekly shop as Sainsburys?Which is and isn't sex?They both are.
But,if,like me you end up pushing that trolley around Sainsburys on your own - she may haunt you 'll feel the loss as you buy a pint less milk and a smaller loaf of bread.
Give it a it her what you feel but LISTEN to what she her this thread even - then again - if she reads what you've put she might just get her coat anyway.
Good luck - its not easy but DO try to save what you it doesn't work out - at least you will have tried.

3 Nov 2004

:P FRUITCAKE - boy are you full of surprises. Usually you make me laugh out loud. But that ^ ^ ^ makes me proud to know you as a friend mate wink