which forumite would you like to be and why?

17 Mar 2009

If you could be inside the body and mind or a fellow SHer for a few hours, who would it be and why.
Id love to be Cheery Cherry for a few hours to see what its like to be be able to sing like an angel (cos i cant hold a note :giggle: )and to alwys see the good in people.
I'd like to be Pk to see wht its like to have long luscious legs and not my short stubby ones......
but most of all, Id like to be Mr Kent, to see what its like to sit back with my feet up on the desk, reading the sun and heartily guffawing as I whip all the SHers into an apoplectic frenzy lol

17 Mar 2009

Gotta be Resonance: just to try and suss out exactly what really goes on in that head of his!
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17 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30
Gotta be Resonance: just to try and suss out exactly what really goes on in that head of his!

Hehe - me too - but fer other reasons!!
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17 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30
Gotta be Resonance: just to try and suss out exactly what really goes on in that head of his!

:giggle:

17 Mar 2009

Just for the day, I'd love to be Splendid. I'd kill for the ability to be that forthright.
That woman has some balls. wink

17 Mar 2009

Quote by Witchy
Just for the day, I'd love to be Splendid. I'd kill for the ability to be that forthright.
That woman has some balls.

:thumbup: After I hit enter on my other post I thought :doh: I shoulda said Splendid too.

17 Mar 2009

I don't have balls. I can show you my cock tho'

17 Mar 2009

Quote by flower411
LP ... just cos I`d like to find out if we really are on the same planet !!
It seems like we are ...so often :shock:
How scary is that ??? :scared:

fucking terrifying :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lp

17 Mar 2009

Quote by flower411
LP ... just cos I`d like to find out if we really are on the same planet !!
It seems like we are ...so often :shock:
How scary is that ??? :scared:

fucking terrifying :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lp
See what I mean !!!!!!!! :shock:
Get a planet - you two! rolleyes

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17 Mar 2009

orbital?
lp

17 Mar 2009

Quote by Bonedigger
I'd like to be Pk to see wht its like to have long luscious legs and not my short stubby ones......

Tell ya what....next time I see ya I'l give you a piggy back then you can find out! :lol2:

17 Mar 2009

Quote by poshkate

I'd like to be Pk to see wht its like to have long luscious legs and not my short stubby ones......

Tell ya what....next time I see ya I'l give you a piggy back then you can find out! :lol2:
lmfao Kate....i'd flipping kill ya babes....better just describe it to me :giggle: xxx

17 Mar 2009

Quote by flower411
I spose Button Moon isn`t strictly a planet !!

17 Mar 2009

Quote by poshkate

I'd like to be Pk to see wht its like to have long luscious legs and not my short stubby ones......

Tell ya what....next time I see ya I'l give you a piggy back then you can find out! :lol2:
Feel free to drape em over my shoulders so i can find out too :rascal:

17 Mar 2009

Quote by noladreams30
Gotta be Resonance: just to try and suss out exactly what really goes on in that head of his!

If you figure it out, let me know. I'm buggered if I can work it out...
There's so many people I'd like to be for different reasons...
I'd be Kenty to discover what it is like to have that much blinkered belief in something.
I'd be Nola to see what it is like having a Social life.
I'd be Mrs B so I could feel her up mercilessly at every available opportunity.
I'd be Cherry so I could sing along as I play the Piano.
I'd love to go to a church one day as Splendid. I imagine that would be enormous fun.
I'd be Silk and Big G to know what it is like to be truly funny.
I'd be Tune, simply because then he gets to ogle my missus. (At least I think that is what he was getting at).
I'd be Fluffy because I love stamping things and I have always wanted one of the chairs that is held together with thirteen tonnes of gaffa tape plus there is nothing sexier than a sexy postmistress...
I'd be Witchy so I can cast a spell on you ladies to want to ravish me senseless.
I'd be Bloke just to see if it feels any different!
I'd be ROLP because he is the king of the almost non-sequitur. Dazzling Fishcakes!
I'd be Minxy to see if she ever stops thinking and puts the hairdryer away.
I'd be Tankinky because I've seen her latest pics and what sane person would NOT want to sample them?
I'd be Freckledbird because then I could spell and punctuate and have marvellous plumage.
I'd be Lost so he could be found.
I'd be meat2pleaseu so I could please somebody.
I'd be Flower because I'm into pot. (Not really, but it amused me anyway!)
I'd be Angelchat so I would win a sodding word game once in a while... (Don't play her, she's a sodding demon player and kicks my arse royally every time)
I'd be Dirtygirly so I could take a picture that didn't look like it had been taken by a partially sighted, dyspraxic three year old with diaorrhea.
and lastly I'd be Mrs Kent to discover the true meaning of patience and tolerance.
Oh... and I'd be Mrs Res too, to see how crap in bed I really am.

17 Mar 2009

Res you perve!! lol

17 Mar 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Res you perve!!

Erm... Yes?

18 Mar 2009

Quote by Resonance
I'd be Tune, simply because then he gets to ogle my missus. (At least I think that is what he was getting at).

Bluddy hell - never thought of that. silly

hwoar:
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18 Mar 2009

LP.
I find him intriguing, funny, witty, sensible at times, and confusing at others.
To be him could never be boring.

18 Mar 2009

Im not telling!!!! redface

18 Mar 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
LP.
I find him intriguing, funny, witty, sensible at times, and confusing at others.
To be him could never be boring.

gosh!
But:
Whilst you are me, couldyou sort my life out, and maybe do a little tidying-up?
This place is an absolute disaster.
and I'm just about to go to the dentist, so if I'm abused in a depraved manner under aneasthetic try to remember as much as you can. ta.
lp

18 Mar 2009

I'd like to be Tankinky. It's the best chance I've got of being perve of the month :giggle:

18 Mar 2009

I'd like to be Serendipity... then I can have a rake through her shoes and play with her strapon! :rascal:

18 Mar 2009

I want to be Dirtygirly and/or Anglechat - have you seen the boots and stuff these girls have biggrin

18 Mar 2009

i wanna be Mal
for one theres sarah :rascal:
2 i'd have a nice arse for a change
and 3 i'd get to play with the buttons :twisted:

18 Mar 2009

would have to be lp for me he intrigues me would love 24hrs in his head

19 Mar 2009

i did notice no-one wants to be me is it cause i is fat rotflmao

go on you wanna know wat its like to have an arse this big really now don't ya just scared to admit it well i'll put you all out ya misery with arse cheeks this big it really does sound like a roar of thunder when i fart :eeek:
:giggle: