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eddythefish
Warming the Bed
Not sure why any oen would be interested in this but some one of unknown origin has broken our toilet door!
One moment it was fine next thing theres a bloody great split in it!
It is very bizarre!
Either we have ghosts or theres something unnataural afoot! blink
Does anyone have any ideas of how this could have happened?
And has anyone had any wierd things breaking in their homes?
Look i know this is a stupid thread but i'm realy confused right now :confused2:
Unknown User
don't look at me!
Pete_sw
Sex God
So its not just us then?
We got up the other morning to find the toilet seat (one of those wooden jobbies) split in two, and completely off its moorings :shock: :shock: :shock:
(any comments about required diets will be met with extreme prejudice)
So is this a national phenomena? ……… has someone opened some kind of Pandora’s box, or Arc of the Covenant and released the “Phantom of the Toilet” :scared:
sleazy
Orgasminator
oh can we please look at you fluffer your so pleasing to look at.............. have ya looked for really big termites ?
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Quote by Pete_sw
So its not just us then?
We got up the other morning to find the toilet seat (one of those wooden jobbies) split in two, and completely off its moorings :shock: :shock: :shock:

i have to say im a bit of an expert when it comes to broken toilet seats...
i know... hidden talents and all that... i can tell you are impressed...
anyway, you quite often get a weak seam in the wood that just gives out at
some point after repeated use..hence i cleanish split right through it,
also,
the bog (no pun intended!) standard sized seats you get from wherever, aren't always an exact fit for yer loo..and the moorings at the back sometimes are a bit jiggly, causing
even more wear and tear and pressure on yer weak seam in the seat.
now a broken seat is bad enough... but ive got a cracked bowl as some bottle fell
off the cistern into the bowl and the weeny fracture has now grown.
but if i replace the whole toilet and cistern its not gonna match my sink and bath..
bathrooms, they're just accidents waiting to happen!
eddythefish
Warming the Bed
I'm glad these things don't just happen to me then. i throught some one had a vendeter against my pooing habits!
but i must ask......
fluffer why do you know so much about toilet seats?
it seems unusual even for this site!
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Quote by eddythefish
fluffer why do you know so much about toilet seats?
it seems unusual even for this site!

when i bought my house it had a very nice bathroom suite, but little
did i know the toilet was from a posh place, which meant you had to go to
the posh place to get a toilet seat that fitted properly. anyway, this closed down so i was
left with ill fitting B&Q sizes. Needless to say they all broke eventually so have loads
of experience with how bog seats break.
be lucky you missed out on splinters!!!
Pete_sw
Sex God
Thank you for your comments fluffer lol
Just checked out the toilet to seat ratio, and guess what? yep, wrong size rolleyes , well who knew dunno redface
eddythefish
Warming the Bed
Isn't it amazing the things you learn from swingers? biggrin
sLeeper
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Quote by eddythefish
Not sure why any oen would be interested in this but some one of unknown origin has broken our toilet door!
One moment it was fine next thing theres a bloody great split in it!
It is very bizarre!
Either we have ghosts or theres something unnataural afoot! blink
Does anyone have any ideas of how this could have happened?
And has anyone had any wierd things breaking in their homes?
Look i know this is a stupid thread but i'm realy confused right now :confused2:

Ok nerdy bit here ..most bathrooms produce steam which inevitebly ends up as condensation on wood doors and loo seats. if there is any small cracks or imperfections the steam gets in and over a period of time with expansion and contraction it works away at the wood until one day it just splits
my brain hurts now....... i'm going to lie down