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Who puts the condom on ?

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Doesn't one have a butler to do that? lol
Depends if it was in his T&C's of employment under 'fringe perks' lol
Quote by flower411
Doesn't one have a butler to do that? lol

Yeah !! We tried that but the cheeky sod wanted to join in !!!
Can`t get the staff nowadays !!
Maybe you should obtain a slave to do the task. The advantage of a slave over a butler is that the slave will only do as ordered.
The male surely... As the female won't have anything to put it on... Where were you in sex education lol
I say "Do you wanna fuck me?" He says "Damn right I do!" I give him a condom he puts it on and we fuck .... simples!!
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The male surely... As the female won't have anything to put it on... Where were you in sex education lol

unless she's wearing a strap-on lol
Quote by Funlovers2009
I say "Do you wanna fuck me?" He says "Damn right I do!" I give him a condom he puts it on and we fuck .... simples!!

Yep - straight forward and simple
We couldn't do any other way, as the exact protocol is a well kept secret known only to members of the Royal Family and passed on through the generations.
This has enabled the Royal family to avoid becoming a set of inbred fekwits - hasn't it?
Why surely the guy's gonna put it on...and as a guy I'd put one on for a guy if it helped things to go more smoothly....I reckon the only exceptions would be where a partner prefers to handle the guys cock, or more likely....wants to make sure the damned things on and fitted properly.
I`ve tried putting condoms on (not on myself i hasten to add)but I find it so fiddly, I`m hopeless at it, thankfully we don`t need to use them anymore
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I asked the question because a lady asked if she could put it on for me and I just wondered if anybody else had any other experiences ......it was a first for me and was actually quite erotic as opposed to that very unerotic fumbling about that I`m used too :rude:

There is absolutely nothing erotic about me putting a condom on. I cant work the feckin things out, always try to put them on upside down and end up giggling!! rolleyes
Best leave it to the experts I say!! lol