Who puts the condom on ?

10 Mar 2011

Doesn't one have a butler to do that? lol

10 Mar 2011

Depends if it was in his T&C's of employment under 'fringe perks' lol

11 Mar 2011

Quote by flower411
Doesn't one have a butler to do that?

Yeah !! We tried that but the cheeky sod wanted to join in !!!
Can`t get the staff nowadays !!
Maybe you should obtain a slave to do the task. The advantage of a slave over a butler is that the slave will only do as ordered.

11 Mar 2011

The male surely... As the female won't have anything to put it on... Where were you in sex education lol

11 Mar 2011

I say "Do you wanna fuck me?" He says "Damn right I do!" I give him a condom he puts it on and we fuck .... simples!!

12 Mar 2011

Quote by two-4-more
The male surely... As the female won't have anything to put it on... Where were you in sex education lol

unless she's wearing a strap-on lol

12 Mar 2011

Quote by Funlovers2009
I say "Do you wanna fuck me?" He says "Damn right I do!" I give him a condom he puts it on and we fuck .... simples!!

Yep - straight forward and simple
We couldn't do any other way, as the exact protocol is a well kept secret known only to members of the Royal Family and passed on through the generations.
This has enabled the Royal family to avoid becoming a set of inbred fekwits - hasn't it?

14 Mar 2011

We didnt get their name

16 Mar 2011

Why surely the guy's gonna put it on...and as a guy I'd put one on for a guy if it helped things to go more smoothly....I reckon the only exceptions would be where a partner prefers to handle the guys cock, or more likely....wants to make sure the damned things on and fitted properly.

27 May 2011

I`ve tried putting condoms on (not on myself i hasten to add)but I find it so fiddly, I`m hopeless at it, thankfully we don`t need to use them anymore

28 May 2011

Quote by flower411
I asked the question because a lady asked if she could put it on for me and I just wondered if anybody else had any other experiences ......it was a first for me and was actually quite erotic as opposed to that very unerotic fumbling about that I`m used too :rude:

There is absolutely nothing erotic about me putting a condom on. I cant work the feckin things out, always try to put them on upside down and end up giggling!! rolleyes

Best leave it to the experts I say!! lol